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Iago would hear a high-pitched young cackle as he tumbled down from the rafters, a small hint to who had taken him down. While that had been fun, Shock wasn’t satisfied. She still had a pocketful of mischief to dish out, after all! A few tankards around the room would be pelted with stones and bone shards, particularly if they were being held by a patron about to take a drink. A particularly good hit managed to not only knock the tankard from a patron’s hand, but cover him from head to toe in beer. By now, a few had wisened up to not only that the stones were coming from above, but that a little purple figure caused the shifting light from the lanterns.

"A witch!" someone cried. "There's a witch!"

Esmeralda glanced up.

Well, that was the second one of them accounted for, at least. Figuring she couldn’t get to Shock right now, she continued her pursuit of Lock.

“Come back here, you little mischief maker!”

Gaston glowered at the Madame, but at least he could come back in once he took care of the thief. He barely felt the belt on his shoulder as he stormed out. Gaston quickly fixed his pants, then grabbed his blunderbuss with the intent of following Cassim.

He never noticed the missing wallet, to which Cassim would find he had a fair amount of silver and copper coins, with a few gold pieces for good measure.

Gaston didn’t see where Cassim went, but he barely spotted the soldier turn the corner when something hard and sharp landed on his head.

“AUGH!”

He quickly aimed his blunderbuss for the figure that dashed away. Gaston hardly had it in his sights when he took in the thin form, the round, white head...a skull?!

"SOUL ROBBER!"
Walking skeleton?


The Soul Robber went straight through the figure. It looked up, and now Jack would see that what he thought was Sally’s silhouette was actually a shadow. Holes in its face formed slanted eyes and a twisted, evil grin before it dispersed into thin air. Several other shadows came out of nooks and nearby alleys, then headed straight for the Pumpkin King.

Gaston watched the shadows come at the skeletal figure. He decided to leave him to his fate and prepare for anymore heading this way. And they were coming. He took careful aim at a particularly nasty-lookng shadow and fired. It dispersed upon taking the shot. He quickly reloaded and aimed for a particularly large shadow coming from a second story pillar when something else caught his eye:

A twisted figure in the dark, with a billowing cloak behind it. It leaped from one roof to another, and disappeared.

Gaston grinned with a wicked glint in his eye. He knew that form. A second shot took care of the shadow before it could get too close, but he knew where that third shot was going to go.

“It’s been a while, Beast,” he sneered.

He reloaded and watched the rooftops carefully for the figure to reappear.

More shadows made their way out from the alleys and towards Mulan and Cassim. They were close enough that sinister faces could be picked from their dark and twisted forms. Some looked humanoid, while others could only be described as demons.

Back inside, the tavern got back to its usual excitement now that Gaston and the strangers were gone. Madame Serpente, having heard the cheers from the drinking game, marched up to Merida to collect her due, then gently guided her to the front, as she assumed that strange foreign soldier was one of her companions. She could wait there until they sorted out whatever it was with Gaston. In the meantime, she heard some of her patrons yelling about a witch, and sure enough, there was one - albeit a child - up in her chandelier.

If it wasn't one thing, it was something else. Madame Serpente ordered a barmaid to lower the chandelier, while she carefully climbed on the table to intercept the little girl. The barmaid quickly ran to the stairs to get to the crank.

The totally manly yelp from Pierre caused Lock to giggle. He tried to get Phoebus too, but the soft clink against one of his greaves meant protection from his fun. Oh well. There were more people to make miserable, and Esmeralda to avoid. He slipped under another table before she could spot him again...and unwittingly came out right in her sight on the other side.

Thinking quickly, Lock poked a waitress and caused her to fumble, which forced Esmeralda to catch her before she fell, and allowed him a quick exit. By now, though, a few patrons had caught onto his game. The more sober of them tried to assist Esmeralda. Lock scurried under another table to avoid them.

What he didn't account for was something else being able to follow him. Now freed from Pierre's grasp, Djahli galloped after Lock, having seen the little red tail that Phoebus and Pierre missed. As Lock tried to slip away again, Djahli caught his tail in his teeth, and, only holding tight enough to keep the trickster from escaping, pulled him out from under the table.

"Ouch!" Lock cried. "Hey! Let go!"

He tried to smack Djahli with the fire poker, only for Esmeralda to swipe it first.

"That's quite enough," she said.

Barrel happily munched on the tart, content enough with the food he already consumed, but the pastries in particular, he found appealing. He was mid-swallow when the cupboard doors suddenly burst open. A strange blond man with a stern look on his face peered in.

Uh-oh. Busted.

Barrel tried to jump down, but the man was quicker. He tried to bite the man's arm, and found himself with a mouthful of thick leather.

"Blech!"

Effectively trapped, Barrel simply finished the rest of the tart as the man carried him out of the kitchen. The man set him down, and with the crossed arms and stern look, Barrel was briefly reminded of Jack.

"Young man, you are in a significant amount of trouble."
Knight in shiny armor


Barrel looked properly guilty. He put his hands behind his back, and nudged the floor with one toe.

"I'm sorry," he said. "I was just hungry."

He gave the man his most innocent grin, and crossed his fingers behind his back.

"I won't do it agai--"

Zero's second howl came, louder this time. Any pretenses of guilt dropped as Barrel quickly scurried under the man's legs.

"Uh-oh, gotta go!"

Jack was calling for them, and if he and his siblings made him wait a third time, it would mean trouble - and the kind of trouble they didn’t like. Lock yanked his tail free from Djahli and headed for the front door, with Esmeralda on his heels. Shock felt the chandelier move, and glanced down to see Madame Serpente waiting for her. She stood up and held the rope that hooked the chandelier to the ceiling, then quickly shifted to the other side. After a quick calculation of her current height, Shock jumped down and landed safely on the table below her. She kicked plates and tankards out of her way, much to the startled surprise of the drunk patrons who hadn't expected her to simply fall. A few angry patrons tried to grab her. Shock lifted her mask long enough to blow them a raspberry before she jumped off the edge of the table to join her brothers. Madame Serpente climbed down to join Esmeralda in giving chase.

Lock, Shock, and Barrel cackled as they ran out the front door. Their laughter died quickly when they saw the shadows, and Jack in the midst of them. Lock and Barrel quickly readied their slingshots while Shock ran for the stables to retrieve their bathtub.

Madame Serpente sensed danger too, and went back inside to protect her patrons. Esmeralda wielded the poker like a sword and stayed near the boys. Troublesome as they were, they were still children.

In his exploration of city, Kuzco and his troupe would find several shadows heading their way...and only one way to run. The shadows came from several directions, and herded the troupe toward the tavern, where they sensed others of interest as well.
The thin bars of Carver's cage were great for keeping things inside. They were not so great for slipping fingers through to get something out, not that Lock could with his limbs bound. Between Carver, Carmilla, and Shock, he could barely move. Barrel managed to stop laughing long enough to assist.

And by "assist," it meant picking up the bowl of snake skin chips and sitting down on his older brother while the girls finished binding him. Lock grimaced. Unbeknownst to all but Lillith, this was the second time today.

"You all suck!" Lock cried.

Shock stood up to properly admire her handiwork. An amused smile crossed her lips.

"Mmm, I think that's Lillith's job," she said, with a knowing glance to the ceiling.

"Yeah!" Barrel agreed, then looked confused. "...Wait, I don't get it."

Shock just patted his head. Barrel actually did have a thick skull. Sometimes, she wondered just how thick. Lock gave up his struggle. Shock turned back to him.

"But I think the only one doing any sucking is gonna be Lock."

She smirked as she got down on one knee to better be at his level.

"Sucking up that is."

Lock glared up at her. Shock locked her gaze with his and glared right back. As her smile faded, Lock sensed his sister's unspoken words.

You left me with her.

He tried to keep up his own glare as Shock towered over him. Behind her, Barrel sat still and quietly watched his siblings with tense anticipation, aside from the crunch of chips. Shock leaned in closer and lowered her voice until only Lock heard her.

"You owe me big."

Lock tried to stand his ground, but he knew better than to push his sister any further.

"L-like I don't already know that?" he asked.

Shock's tone went colder than the grave.

"Glad we're on the same page," she said, "because I have half a mind to revoke my permission until you get your head out of the storm clouds."

Any attempt to keep face drained, because Lock knew if Lillith made any attempts to see him without Shock's permission to allow her here, his older sister would retaliate, and the extent of that retaliation would depend on her mood. Lock gave her a defeated sigh.

"Fine, your highness," he said. "Can you let me go now?"

Shock glanced to Carver, Barrel, and Carmilla, and pretended to ponder.

"Hmm...should we?"

"I'm good," Barrel said with a grin. "This is much better than the floor!"

"Barrel!"
"I--!" Lock started.

But he had no argument, and he knew it. Carmilla's stare combined with Barrel's amusement and Shock's wicked glee all did their part to make him feel even more embarrassed. Embarrassment only fueled his building anger. With a low growl, Lock launched himself at Shock.

"Give it!"

Shock barely managed to toss the tape to Carver before she moved her arms up to block him. Lock only got one hit in before he found himself pulled back.

"Hey!"
Shock's smirk widened, satisfied enough at the vibes she got from the vampire twins' silent communication.

"But like I said," she continued. "Practice went well. I think Carmilla and I nailed 'Siren Song'."

Lock looked between Carmilla and his sister. They actually worked together?

"It's true," Barrel said through another mouthful of chips. He swallowed, then grinned. "I didn't think Shock could sing that high, but she did."

Shock gave Barrel a playful smack. Lock still didn't believe it.

"You're fucking with me."

Shock rolled her eyes and sarcastically sang a few of the notes in question. Lock quickly deflated. Shock then turned to Lillith.

"Carver figured out the theremin pretty quickly," she continued, before shifting her glance back to Lock, "and, oh, you're going to love this."

She gave Lock her sharpest smile. She enjoyed his shock and building fury.

"Barrel played perfectly."

Lock's eyes widened.

"What?"

"I didn't miss a single note!" Barrel said proudly.

"It seems all that practice finally paid off--" Shock started.

"--And you missed it!" Barrel cheerfully finished.

"No, you didn't!" Lock cried. "You never do a new song right!"

His siblings both held up their hands for their brother to see.

"No tricks!" Shock and Barrel said together.

"And more than that--" Barrel said.

"--We have proof," Shock said deviously.

She reached into her pocket and held up the little cassette tape in two fingers. Lock's tail whipped into a frenzy seconds before he marched over to his siblings, briefly forgetting about Lillith on his shoulder.

"You did that on purpose!" he screamed. "Just to spite me! I knew you could play it right if you wanted to!"

Barrel stuck out his tongue.

"Nuh-uh!"

Shock smirked and held the tape out of Lock's reach. If he wanted it, he would have to fight her for it.

"Maybe next time, you won't ditch your band," she said sweetly.
Lock reached up to give Lillith a reassuring pet. He groaned internally, but tried to play it off casually.

"Yeah," he said, though he kept his tone careful.

Not too much enjoyment, but not too casual, either.

"So, um...I guess same time next week?"

Shock finished the rest of her tea in one quick gulp, then glared at her younger brother.

"Or maybe we should start two-and-a-half hours later so you two can bump headstones first."

That got Barrel to giggle. He didn't bother to try to stop, as he wasn't the one in trouble. Shock ignored him and pushed herself up. She crossed her arms as she stared Lock down.

"We'll just have a nice tea party in the meantime. Because that's why we meet every week."

Lock sensed danger and barely kept himself from stepping back. Shock then turned her glare to Lillith. A devious little smirk formed on her lips as she noticed the bat's ears lowered in fear.

"Of course, you're not entirely at fault."

With that, she gave a casual glance to Carmilla.
"Work, work, work, huh?" Lock asked. "Sounds like we've both been busy."

He had to admit, this was nice. As he sat with Lillith and enjoyed his time with her, he'd nearly forgotten about the band meeting. By the time they finished and headed back, though, he more than remembered.

Might as well face the music. Literally.

In the time Lock and Lillith were gone, Shock got a few recordings of their practice sessions. She played them back for the group to determine which round was the best, to make a master tape later to torment Lock. After almost two hours passed, and they saw neither tail nor wing of Lock and Lillith, she called it for the day.

Barrel went to the kitchen to get some snacks and tea. By the time Lock and Lillith returned, the instruments were put away and most of the group was calmly sitting on the roulette wheel, enjoying snake skin chips, critter cookies, and bloodroot tea. As Lock crawled in through the window, he even noticed Shock casually refilling Carmilla's cup for her as the lot of them laughed at a joke Carver told.

The surreality of the whole scene made him inwardly quail.

"How nice of you to finally join us," Shock said without looking up. "Practice went well, by the way."

"And no craters," Barrel said with a grin.

He stuffed another handful of chips in his mouth.
Lock kept petting her until she went back to her normal form. He shifted a little as she set things down for their picnic.

"I've been doing some of the grunt work for Shock," Lock said, "to get on her good side, but...well, I'll cross that grave when I get to it."

He took a ravenous bite out of one of the sandwiches before he continued.

"And Barrel might be eating his way out of the grave, but his cooking speaks for itself."

In the rare times Carmilla and Lillith joined them for dinner, blood pudding was on the menu. And in all of Halloween Town, only the vampires made it better. It was their specialty, of course.

"And speaking of Barrel," Lock continued, "I've also been helping him practice, which is pretty much a full-time job in itself."

Lock's tail twitched as he shoved the rest of the sandwich in his mouth. It wasn't just with drums, either. Part of that included quizzing Barrel on potions when Shock got fed up with tutoring him, not that Lillith needed to know that. Shock even made flashcards - some of which, Carver illustrated out of boredom - that Lock could just use for review. They worked well enough that Lock seriously debated finding a way to put playing the drums in flashcard form.

"He's not dumb," Lock said, "but there are some things he struggles with. Thing is, I can't tell of this is one of those things, or if he just does it to annoy me."

He took a sip of the wine.

"What about you?"
He smiled at the bite and gently nuzzled his cheek against her.

"I got caught up in a few things," he said, "but we'll call this payback against my inconsiderate siblings."

Lock reached up to pet her small head. He made sure to get that one spot behind her ear that she always had difficulty reaching.
Lock playfully twitched his tail. He crossed his legs and rested his hands over his knees. He made sure she could see his fingers.

"No, nothing like that," he said.

At least, nothing was going to explode. But Lock knew he had to be careful. He'd already let a hint of trouble unwittingly slip.

"It's almost October," he said reassuringly. "We've never pulled anything too big before Halloween. Otherwise, Jack wouldn't let us go out."

Which suddenly gave him an idea of how to better allay her suspicions. Lock gave her a devious smirk.

"Halloween Town has nothing to worry about aside from a little trick here and there. Unwitting mortals, on the other hand..."
Lock watched her bring out the basket. He'd already written off Shock's wrath as an inevitably. Might as well enjoy their date.

"Yeah, she's...got something going on at the moment, and doesn't want intruders peeking in," Lock said.

He took a seat on the blanket.

"It's temporary, and nothing personal," he assured her, "but like I told you last week - we all have to be in agreement about who comes and goes."

He crossed his arms. Lock suddenly felt less guilty about ditching practice.

"Both of those jerks could have at least told me you stopped by, though."
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