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Oh hey not to inject politics into this but uhm.

Yeah sorry that shit is just freaking me out and I had a MIGHTY NEED to spread the word. >.>, sort of ashamed of myself now.

BTW, am I doing okay RP wise?
God damn writing that was fun.

@Dynamo Frokane, feel free to rek my shit in return.
Koehler screamed his mighty battle cry, "HUAAA!", after coming to his senses. He jumps over Elora, then activates his thrusters to max, fairly quickly coming over Krista, and landing near (say, a few dozen meters) the front of the Black Komodo. "Leave him to me! This is a manly man's fight! Forget what I said, I accept your challenge, Miles!". He points to The Black Komodo's cockpit, and brandishes his weapons, a shotgun and his trusty piledriver. "No matter what happens, neither of us can stay too buttmad at the other for long. Deal?"

He thinks over what he should do. "Okay... if I go in at him, I can parry whatever he wants to do before he does it with the shotgun, probably... Then I can just punch him repeatedly. That could knock him out in his cockpit if he isn't wearing seatbelts. If he isn't wearing his pilot suit either, that'd help with my plan... but what after that? Where should I hit him with my pile driver...?"

"...Wait. He's been ass-angry... and I think he suffers from 'bees-in-ass' syndrome... I should try to give him a prostate exam! That's GENIUS! It's hilarious, and something we can laugh about a few years down the line. Fuck it, I'll try it!". He finishes his train of thought and tells his current teammates what he's thinking, "Elora! Krista! Try and do something else, I'm gonna check his asshole to see what crawled up their and died! HHHHUA!"

He boosts again to reach melee range, and allows some time for him to attack first. If so, he'll try to use his shotgun to 'cancel' the blow, if he does anything else, he'll try to begin his punch plan: stun his shit then power up the Piledriver for a prostate exam.

Of course, the shotgun is mainly meant to just be a distraction, so it likely wouldn't have enough 'impact' to stop the momentum of a 'true' punch. It was better then nothing, though. He could try to cross-counter with the Piledriver, but that would be dangerous for him; what if it gets redirected?

@Dynamo Frokane
I... I don't.

I HAVE FAILED.
Do you think he'd mind if I gave the black komodo a prostate exam?

Because I'm giving it a prostate exam.
Thx Fam. I'll post, but do note it may take a bit. I have to GM another lil' number I'm doing myself, eh?

But yeah, I'll definitely be able to post sooner rather then later.

And y'know. take all this new stuff in
Feeling much better. Allow me to breath some life into this biatch.

Your move, erryone.
For Imgor:
The wasps continue circling around his position, ready to strike. The one circling anti-clockwise tries to play it smart and gains altitude, trying to go over you and hit you in the back, the other two instead go for the more obvious approach and try to sting you from the outside. However, something hits you like a brick, a memory of something Joshua told you in your private tutoring. "If two specimens enter the rune at once, it shall have... disastrous results on your pysche if you allow the rune to activate." The first one successfully goes over your head and behind you and stabs you in the back, injecting some sort of fluid dangerously close to your spine. The other two soon enter 'range', you parry the first strike of theirs by raw instinct.

For Alexander:
The 'Ironback', it's most common name, slowly continues moving away from you, and yet you continue trying to be as minimally threatening as possible. It keeps on walking away until it's backside reaches a tree, and it decides to climb it up. Backwards. Well, your forethought on the abilities of this creature was correct. It goes up halfway, it's surprisingly light body not curving the tree itself too much. It continues hissing while putting up it's 'front legs', tipped with sharp looking claws, in case you try to attack.

For the others:
Nikolaus and Amaryllis would hear a CRACK, and then something beginning to fall over behind them. By pure instinct, Amaryllis sidesteps to the right, Nikolaus, the left. In between them a tree falls, the branches of it annoyingly scratching the both of them. They'd both turn around to see the perpetrator, and see a strange, very large humanoid, it's arms appear to be covered in feathers, and has two additional wings behind it. Instead of hands, its' arms abruptly end into hardened points of bone. It also has no face, what skin was left appeared to have been flayed off, revealing a skull with no eyes, but muscle still supporting it. Obviously... this is a Beast... Likely made of what used to be a reclusive Harpy. It's 'mouth' is full of bile, and disgustingly curving, and long teeth, haphazardly pointing in every which way. It looks like it would have difficulty not impaling itself whenever it wished to close it's mouth, even.

It growls, the poor, dumb thing is obviously in pain, even with it's aggressiveness apparent. It quickly lounges to it's right, near Nikolaus, Harpies had unnatural speed, and being infected by the Plague only increases that potential. In seconds it circles the duo until it's to Amaryllis' right, ready to pounce. From Joshua's teaching, Nikolaus can tell it plans to take a chunk off, dodge, then finish her off before moving in to take him on. The tall creature, Nikolaus and Amarrylis' heads coming up to its' stomach at most, begins its' simplistic plan, but there is enough time for Amaryllis to parry at least once.
Alright, shit is normalizing IRL for me.

Can probably put in a post tomorrow, thankfully. MY BODY IS READY
Dog horse. in betweenish, more horseish though.
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