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Just like every other day, it was a cold and snowy one in New Anchorage. During the migration, people were wondering how their lives would be like in this new settlement, built by their 'benefactors' at Volkov Security... which, most of the people, hated. It was a tense four months, but with the advanced, nearly-pre-war tech of Volkov, the new, independent township was nearly a fortress.

With blocky, modular, and gray structures all around the town, it was a bit hard on the eyes on an aesthetic level, but it worked. It was efficient, and easy as pie to repair. With the towns' new 'arch-enemy', the safety and durability of the housings for everyone was much more important then anything else.

The town, or, now a small city, was a planned, efficient, and logical series of roads, blocks, and buildings. The entirety of New Anchorage was protected by a single layer of sturdy and thick walls, made of concrete and reinforced by steel at key points. The tops of the blocks of rock and metal were lined with various defensive implements. Spotlights, sensor arrays, and a large amount of kinetic weapons, ranging from rapid-fire autocannons to a total of four turreted artillery guns.

New Anchorage was a bastion for its' people, and it would stand against everything, for them, for many years to come. Another layer of its' defence were all in a single, moving point. A small military truck, the sides of the back painted with 'NC Support'. Its' cargo was vital to the continued wellbeing of the settlement, and it was headed outside the young city.

Its' second driver looked into the back of the vehicle, seeing four total people. New Anchorage's NC pilots. Joe Verona, Percy Moore, Elizabeth Jackspar, and a new additions. A 'Jan Van Gent'. The three ones from the previous iteration were on the left-hand side of the transports' back, the two new pilots were on the right-hand side.

Alexandria, the second driver, said hi. "The Gang's all here, it looks like."
The one actually at the wheel, most know of him as 'Slinky', interjected before Alex could continue. "Yep. It's odd how we have two guys with 'J' as their first initial. The two 'J' team, that's hysterical."

"So, what's your story, 'Jan'? It's just tradition for us to get to know each other. We're gonna be pulling you into and out of hotspots, so y'know."

"My story?" Jan said. "Well, I've been a drifter mostly really, going where the fighting is. Never wanted to tie myself to any of the big players. I have kind of a love-hate relationship with the corporations." He looked over everyone else in the truck. "I got roped into a contract by Volkov. Normally I'd refuse on principle, but with what they're paying... Let's just say it was an amount no sane man would say no to."

The woman replied to that, "So how much? And what the hell did the contract say? Oh noes, you're not sneakretly a spooky spy meant to doublecross us or anything, are you? that'd be way too spooky."

'Slinky' had to snort. "Pfft, Volkov... how can you stand them... Well, I suppose when they give you a ton of money, or maybe a small city for you and your people to live in, I guess they're not so bad. Hah."

"Trust me ma'am. I have a list of all the previous people I've worked for or with... and I can assure you they'll have mostly positive things to say." It was his standard response to people apprehensive of him due to his unreliable-seeming nature. He had learned early in his career that having references was a good counterargument to that.

"Well, I guess I'll be happy to work with you on that note. Us two transporters used to be with Denver-Vegas. We used to pilot one of their superheavy transport choppers for NC's? Some idiot made us go on a suicide mission, and when we survived that shit we decided to go on our lonesome ourselves. Heh... the funny thing is, we're gonna get another heli just like the one we had when we get to the NC hangar. The higher-ups managed to convince Volkov to 'gift' one of their famous ones."

Alexandria seemed to zone out for a second before speaking again. "..Bill, are you okay? You never talk this often. Is something up your ass?" "Impatience." "Ah, getting excited?. Slinky nodded. He then did a head tilt towards Jan, and Alexandria seemed to get a message through it, somehow. "Holy fuck, he never got an answer! Jan, you need to tell us..."

Slinky, AKA Bill, finished for her. "When you're on a mission, how do you shit? Is there like a tube that goes up your ass in the chair if you need to take a dump?""

Jan took a moment to process Alexandria's question. He then burst into laugther. "Right... I think I'm going to enjoy working with you people." He then produced a manual. "page thirty-five, second paragraph... never bothered to read it myself because it seemed like pointless knowledge."
LHG100's NOODLES OF RECTAL HOLOCAUST:

Preparations:
1, Some shitty-ass store-bought ramen like I like, since I'm an american who doesn't care if it's proper or not. Like a true patriot. USA! USA!

2, Hot sauce. Tabasco is minimum, if you're a pussy.
Use this shit:
if you're a real man who takes no prisoners and eats nails for breakfast. WITHOUT ANY MILK! If you're only mostly a man-and-a-half, use mostly tabasco with a few dips of that ghost pepper sauce shit, like I do.

3, if you give a fuck about protein with your 'training regiments' and 'calorie counting', get a few eggs. Eggs are fulla protein. Especially if they're fresh and you ripped them straight out of a chickens' ass.

4, Soy sauce. Salty shit is the best shit, and soy sauce is basically liquefied salt, so win-win.

5, A bowl, preferably your biggest, if you have self-loathing issues. LIKE ANY PROPER GENTLEMAN!

HOW TO DO:
1. Cook your Ramen for 3 minutes in a microwave or something, after breaking those unborn chicken shells and watching as the stillborn fetus of a poor, sorrowful mother-chicken drops into the noodley depths of the bowl. Hope you're happy, you fucking psycho.
2. Wait.
3. When the shit beeps, you rip open your microwave with your demonic, hungry claws and grab that bowl, use some mitts or gloves or something, if you're a weakling.
4. Slam Dunk the sauces you desire, E.G. a full bottle of tabasco, or a few drips of that ghost-pepper sauce. Be careful with that shit, that's a WMD in seventeen different nations. Don't touch eyes or genitals after this for the entire day, or you'll seriously consider suicide. Put in the soy sauce if you like salt. You should.
5. Wait for that shit to cool, and mix it all until it looks like somewhat red-tinted ramen. Alternatively, like demonic, wriggling maggot hellspawn.
6. Devour. If you cry like a bitch, congratulations! You cooked it right!
Notice: Actually MrStitches' character. Due to complications, I, the GM, posted this for him.




@MrStitches, fam, stop posting CS's.

I'll just do it, damn.

Edit: Phew, okay. It seems like all of our CS's are in order, if anyone objects to me starting up the IC, do tell.
Mmm. Well, if it's honestly not fun for you, I'd allow you to simply drop out if it's too much of a chore.

I'd be perfectly fine with making your character post for you and making the changes to it that you request, however.
Hmm... that's really strange.

There probably isn't much I can do to help. I mean, I could just make the post in your stead, and you can simply shoot any edits you want me to make my way, but that seems icky...

I honestly can't edit your posts, nor could I if I really wanted to, which I do. That possibility I mentioned appears to be our best option.
What, as in, edit your post? Prety sure we can't do that, but I can make something that's nice and easy to copy-paste for you. Check this in a minutes and I'll edit it in.

Edit: alright, it's in, I also fixed a few errors for you and made it read a teensy bit better. Now you'll just need an NC synchronization rate in Jin's sheet (between 40% and 100%), and we should be good to go!

Edit 2: Oh, and I added three dashes to the end bit of each hider, just remove those before copy-pasting and you'll be fine.

[hider=Jin]
Name:Jin

Appearance: Stands 5"9 while weighing 160lbs, having some build. Typically wears a t-shirt followed by blue jeans and black and white sneakers. Eyes are a dark blue matched up with thin lips and cheek bones present but not completely showing. His hair is a short but shaggy, filthy blonde, literally as his hair is guaranteed to have grease in it.

Personality: Doesn't communicate well which was inherited by his spacey attitude. Jin carries enough manners to seem polite but in contrast is has a ruthless honesty unshelling the stubbornness which he upholds regardless of situation. Observant, generally curious but not enough to put himself in harm's way.

Background: Truly a basic scrap gather pulling his sister along. Not necessarily orphans but due to the separation from their parents Jin took the responsibility of his sister to heart. To dismantle their quiet life style was the discovery of a storage facility barely intact but still sparing the cargo within. After the discovery of the NC the action of finding a use was the present process due to a lack of communication on Jin's part.

Tactical Preferences/Skills: Depth perception, the sense of distance between two objects or one's self. If possible the preferred distance between 4500 meters and 100 to target or group. Depending on external attachment of NC range preference may increase or decrease.

Additional Notes: Enjoys the causal work of fixing his NC's parts or reading books to his sister, of course when he can find them.[/hider---]

[hider=Destiny]
Name:Destiny

Appearance: A baggy coat going down to her ankles. She stands only 4"3 while wearing sandals to follow her rolled up pant legs. Her hair is also blonde like Jin's, practically being a smaller female version of him.

Personality: Bipolar. One second Destiny can be the sweetest girl and instantly can switch to bitch mode. If there were triggers Jin wouldn't really know.

Background:(Look at Jin's because they are no part were separate, in the case where they knew where the other was.

Additional Notes:Literally hates bald people for reasons unknown to her brother.
[/hider---]
[hider=NC]
Code-Name: Dancing Coyote

Appearance: Stands approximately 20 feet while standing. Looks like a giant metal wolf. The right eye is shielded by a door mechanism which allows the cover plate return within the facial structure. With the jaw opening in place of a throat a large crystal reflector exists. The tail in comparison to the general body color is grey rather then the darker, slightly black shine of its 'scruff', and back look of layered lightweight plates.

Body-Plan: Its body structure allows smooth terrain traversal while also enabling easy use of the NC's Long range capabilities. In short it enables the NC to travel quickly and leave compromised positions to resume fire elsewhere.Type/Quality: Medium, Generally purposed for a mobile sniper. Has the capability to use artillery or missile systems but sacrifices speed to do.

Equipment: Non-bipedal Neural system. Hydrogen based thrusters connected to gas filter which is located on the throat. Thermal generator also functioning from hydrogen. Backup heat thrusters for basic movement functions. High capacity battery system inside the chest unit near the driver. In the jaw the Crystal reflector, a laser system which uses drives for practical purpose typically has a magnetic long distance pull and, a secondary for basic ranged combat currently including a plasma laser.

Armaments: A Large detachable rail gun which connects to the adaptable weapon system on the NC's hip. Small shoulder mounted 75. Machine gun. Resting in the shoulder joints are anti air missiles which aren't deployed when using another weapon.

General Description/Notes: An NC based for support or 'Single-target' missions. The armor is capable of taking a solid blow being a mix between depleted uranium and titanium alloy structure, but it's not recommended to be in direct combat due to its lack of close range capabilities and non bipedal design preventing quick pivotal turning.[/hider---]
Ah, I didn't know you only had reliable access to your phone! Take as long as you need, MrStitches.
Huh, whoops. Well, for story reasons, can you please assimilate yourself to NA after a while? And you're still gonna be with the rest, also for story reasons.

You'll see when it's made.
Alright, we'll just wait for @MrStitches' character to be migrated, then we can start. So please, do that, MrStitches!

The first GM post will provide a bit more detail on how the population of SR went to, and turned into the population of New Anchorage. I'll provide a few new faces, and you guys'll be seeing a few old ones, if you've been with us from the start. We'll start out like the last one, but different. In-Character, you'll meet up with your Commander, your new head engineer, and your NC's transporters.

So, think about how these people might act, and how your dood might react.

Obviously, if you have extra characters, only the NC pilots will actually be in the transport to NA's NC hangar proper. However, your extra characters can visit and whatnot, such as how McMolly had Elizabeth's little sister as an 'assistant' around the old base.
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