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I don't get it. I'm not certain I even get that train of thought. May you explain? Souffle is still making their monster and it'd be rude I think to change that up now. But hey I'm not the boss so whatevs. Also, @Ryuzaki, I have a question? Who should fall down into Ebott first between the two humans? Either can make sense, I personally vote for Kim to fall down first but I wouldn't mind Nathan drunkenly tripping into the Underground before she does. Of course, at the same time is an option but I'm not sure how that would work without using an ass-pull.
Why am I applying for a fucking UT RP I hate life I thought I'd never fucking do this screw you people I wish you all get ass-cancer of the nth degree
Name: Nathan Danielsson, 'A Concerned Citizen', 'That guy with the boots?'.
Age: 33
Appearance: Nathan is a somewhat larger fellow who alternates what he wears every other day, but he is always a fairly well-kempt man with a fire in his eyes and maybe a few crumbs around his mouth. All of his attire is somewhat cheap looking, and he favors brown or black as the primary color in any of his outfits' palette. However, no matter what, he wears his grandfathers' old grey boots when out in public due to his adamant belief of their 'character', as in their raw intimidation value, for each step holds great impact. He has brown eyes, black hair, and a 'sharper' face.
History/Personality: His family has been a long line of patriotic police or military officers who doubted the very early history of the world. He's broken that string and is a conspiracy theorist, in addition to being a private detective. He grew up in a city near Mt. Ebott (specifics up to GM), and prefers investigating the most 'moral' cases that come his way. He has a thing for looking into the 'Monsters from ancient history' for fun in his spare time, having long, restless nights reading books far older then he is in libraries more often then he'd admit.
It doesn't win him a lot of ladies.
He is, however, somewhat disgusted with his 'own people' for apparently locking up another sentient species long ago in their history, but he's still on the fence for where his allegiance would lie if things were to go to hell. He has an odd love for small-talk about anything, especially philosophical or moral points. He enjoys simplicity in everything; simple plots, plans, schemes, mechanisms, whatever. This may simply be due to him relishing when one of his cases is also easy to figure out, and it spilling into other areas of his life.
When he doesn't spend an entire night reading archaic accounts of monsters, he oftentimes watches Netflix and chills until morning comes instead. In addition, even though he regularly investigates crime scenes, he could never get used to the smell of blood. Even the hint of it in the air makes him want to puke. A strange individual indeed.
Is it strange I want him to fall down Mt. Ebott at the start, after a one-man drunken party near the summit of the mountain? That'd be great, and he'd meet Toriel while buzzed. Das great potential right there m8.
Edit: Oh my god he could be the temporary guardian angel of Kim! Rainbow's character? Also, edited him a little.
Anyway, if you've used an imageboard or any other forum, it's sorta like that. We have quite a few places where you can 'roleplay', which here means things like 'making a thread to roleplay in' or joining a thread.
How things work here, it pretty much goes like this: If you want to make a roleplay, you make a thread in one of the roleplaying sections, and detail the roleplay you'd like to create and for others to join. If you want to join a roleplay, you find a thread you like, and generally post a character sheet using a template found in the thread. So, here's how it'd go;
SPAGHETTI WARS: THE PASTA AWAKENS It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred minutes The Spaghetti-Lord has sat immobile on the Golden Plate of the Cupboard. He is the Chef of Pastakind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible noodles. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Italian. He is the Carrion Lord of the Pasterium for whom a thousand tastebuds are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly spoil.
Yet even in his tasteless state, the Spaghetti-lord continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty platefleets cross the pizza-infested miasma of the drivethrough, the only route between distant restaurants, their way lit by the GPS, the psychic manifestation of the Spaghetti-Lord's will. Vast armies give battle in his name in uncounted diners. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Rigatoni, the Space Noodles, bio-engineered super-foodstuffs. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Girandole and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Fusili and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mezze Maniche Reigate to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from sushi, pizza, stale pasta - and worse.
To be a noodle in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the sauciest and most delicious plate imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and gastronomy, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only italian cuisine. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting patrons.
(That would be a fluffy part, explaining the universe. Props if you get the reference) (this would be an 'out of character' part, explaining what the players would do) In this RP, we'll play as citizens of the Spaghetti-Lord's Empire, the Pasterium. We'll be a part of his inexhaustible noodle armies, and investigate what has happened to Penne 4, a fortress-planet that went dark.
Here's your CS:
Name: (Obvious) Job: (What does he do in the Pasterium?) Appearance: (What do they look like?) Age: (Obvious) Strengths: (What are they good at?) Weaknesses: (What are they bad at?) Other: (Anything else.)
Of course, that isn't ana ctual RP, just an example I pulled out of my ass obviously. But yeah, if you were interested in that thread, you'd hop in, make a reply saying "Hey I'm really interested in this, I have a CS right here, please review.", or "Hey, I'm really interested in this, I would like to 'reserve a slot' while I make a CS." or something of the sort.
