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    1. Lord Santa 12 yrs ago

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11 yrs ago
Current Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
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Don't worry about it too much, it's fine.
yay, activity
Say, anyone interested in working in a flower shop (In character, of course)? My character works in a flower shop.
I'm still alive, if that's what you're asking
Someone play the final fantasy victory music
Sorry for not posting recently, I had a lot of stuff going down
<Snipped quote by Lord Santa> Y u so evil? T_T
Because being evil is wonderful. On occasion. And besides, I'm not evil because I'm not going to piledrive you into the ground, so it's fine. I'm not evil.
Think about it this way... I think it'd be real fun to just grab your character in mid-air and slam them into the ground, but I doubt he would appreciate that.
I won't catch you. Trust me
"Toast, huh?" Nick said. "Yeah, that sounds good. I'm down for pretty much anything at this point. But if I just..." Nick strode over to one of the pantries and opened it. Once open, he quickly grabbed the thin, rectangular box and took it out. "Here we go!" Nick said, revealing a box of cereal. Cornflakes, to be exact. Thankfully, his power made it so that he didn't have to look very hard. He knew where everything he needed was as well. "I'm really glad that this place has cornflakes." Nick said, rifling through another cupboard. He withdrew his hand to reveal his prize: Sugar. He moved to another cabinet to grab a bowl and spoon, and came up arms full with breakfast materials. Nick Loved cornflakes, obviously. He liked their delightful crunch and the way they went down so easily. He could tell they were good quality cornflakes judging by the shape and the thinness, and he liked adding sugar to it. His friends used to say that he had some obsession with cornflakes. There was one time he justified it by saying that he might do worse in his studies due to lack of motivation coming from cornflake deprivation, but that hadn't really worked out. Regardless, cornflakes were justice. But he knew he'd need more than just cornflakes, so he went to another cupboard and reached for an item he knew was there. "Jam for toast!" Nick declared, retracting his hand with strawberry jam in his clutches. He added it to his pile and made his way to a table, carefully placing the items onto it, but Nick noticed there was something missing. Nick thought for a moment and remembered it. He went back to one of the cupboards and pulled out another bowl and spoon, as well as 2 plates for the toast and 2 cups. He then put them onto the table and went to the fridge again, grabbing a bottle of orange juice. By placing it on the table, the table was set. "Tadah!" Nick said, stretching his arms wide, as if to show off the table. He turned back to Pam and grinned. "Breakfast preparations are complete!" He announced, smiling widely. "Now we just need toast and we're good to go. Oh, actually, what about Lance? What does he eat?"
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