Alright, I'll post me getting this party started hopefully
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Body of a man, heart of a Chupacabra
STATUS: Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason. 11 yrs ago
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Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
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<Snipped quote by Letter Bee>
Okay, you convinced me.
Camille should totes kidnap The Owlman.
She will be enchanted by his fluffy feathers
You know what I realised? Owlman gets into a lot of trouble, despite being one of the lower-ranking fighters.
I feel like I should take the front line cause I'm tank/dps
Anyone good at disabling traps?
I just realised something.
Technically, if we're just spirits inhabiting bodies, our voices and gender would be that of the bodies and the spirits are practically genderless, right?
Technically, if we're just spirits inhabiting bodies, our voices and gender would be that of the bodies and the spirits are practically genderless, right?
A pile of rags and bone in the corner shifted. A fleshless scarecrow of a man, once strong; now dead. A lifeless husk of what it once was. Or was it? The skeleton shifted once again and went back to being still. The Skeleton rolled over and curled into the foetal position.
Five more minutes... Victor thought.
He shifted once again and tried going back to sleep, but he realised that it was strangely uncomfortable now, and something was poking him in the ribs.
Wait... Ribs... I'm alive? Victor thought.
He got up to a sitting position suddenly. A pirate hat fell off his head and onto his lap. Victor reached over to pick it up, but noticed that his hand was missing something. Namely flesh. He got up quickly and ran to a nearby puddle to check his reflection and a leering skull met his view. He reached up to touch his face and the reflection mirrored the action.
Nope, doesn't look like I'm alive. Victor thought.
He shrugged and walked away from the puddle. He was moving, at least. He could think. That was something. So maybe he was technically alive, but also not alive?
Victor scanned the room. Maybe there was something around that could explain why he was a Skeleton. He spotted a large, glowing statue in the middle of it.
Well, that looks pretty. Victor noted.
He decided to walk over and investigate it. Maybe it would have the answers he wanted.
(If you're wondering, the ground was poking at his ribs)
Five more minutes... Victor thought.
He shifted once again and tried going back to sleep, but he realised that it was strangely uncomfortable now, and something was poking him in the ribs.
Wait... Ribs... I'm alive? Victor thought.
He got up to a sitting position suddenly. A pirate hat fell off his head and onto his lap. Victor reached over to pick it up, but noticed that his hand was missing something. Namely flesh. He got up quickly and ran to a nearby puddle to check his reflection and a leering skull met his view. He reached up to touch his face and the reflection mirrored the action.
Nope, doesn't look like I'm alive. Victor thought.
He shrugged and walked away from the puddle. He was moving, at least. He could think. That was something. So maybe he was technically alive, but also not alive?
Victor scanned the room. Maybe there was something around that could explain why he was a Skeleton. He spotted a large, glowing statue in the middle of it.
Well, that looks pretty. Victor noted.
He decided to walk over and investigate it. Maybe it would have the answers he wanted.
(If you're wondering, the ground was poking at his ribs)
yup
Affirmative
"We're just friends and stuff." Loki said, arranging around with flowers. "This isn't our flower shop, but Tom and Claire are out right now, so I gotta put in some hours."
He got up and stretched, catching some stray sunlight. He actually appreciated taking the day off to work in the flower shop, because he didn't really feel like doing anything more stressful than heavy lifting. He'd had enough hectic stuff from yesterday, not that he could say that.
"So yeah, I haven't really done that much recently." Loki said. "Though I did see that thing with the monsters. It was on the news. Sometimes it just feels like real life is more like a movie than a movie is. Good thing real life isn't transformers, though."
Loki counted the flowers that Light picked out, which was a whole lot. It was fine, because flowers grew back, but still a ton. It was good for the store, but also kind of worrying considering they were for condolences. It made Loki wonder just how many had died. Well, if he added the Hydra to the equation, he could get a pretty big number, but still. Also, the flowers were becoming 'cartoony', probably from contact with Light.
"You're going to need a big bag for all of these." Loki said, taking them out of her hands and putting them on the counter. "So, how'd the fight go?"
He got up and stretched, catching some stray sunlight. He actually appreciated taking the day off to work in the flower shop, because he didn't really feel like doing anything more stressful than heavy lifting. He'd had enough hectic stuff from yesterday, not that he could say that.
"So yeah, I haven't really done that much recently." Loki said. "Though I did see that thing with the monsters. It was on the news. Sometimes it just feels like real life is more like a movie than a movie is. Good thing real life isn't transformers, though."
Loki counted the flowers that Light picked out, which was a whole lot. It was fine, because flowers grew back, but still a ton. It was good for the store, but also kind of worrying considering they were for condolences. It made Loki wonder just how many had died. Well, if he added the Hydra to the equation, he could get a pretty big number, but still. Also, the flowers were becoming 'cartoony', probably from contact with Light.
"You're going to need a big bag for all of these." Loki said, taking them out of her hands and putting them on the counter. "So, how'd the fight go?"
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