Lucian

^>V

/\ I wish.

> Actually trying to eat healthier lately.

\/ Wants to sleep with me.

^>V

^ Oh no

> Has been found out

v Knows my secret now

So My Sister Might Be Dying. . .

My condolences to you. Are you close?

^>V

^ You're spam's personal stalker? On Oldguild I called myself that. Odd.

> Isn't wasting the time anymore to use the slash-arrows, because roofing is hard and it brings out the worst in people.

v Is a Russian sleeper-agent.

Brovo will write you a story

Brovo said
An emotional god

Oh cool, I'm the god. I like it.

^>V

/\ There was a melon once when I was a teenager. I am not kidding.

< I enjoy laughing at tumblrites.

\/ Doesn't know me either.

Brovo will write you a story

A married couple is going through a really rough divorce-inducing argument, viewed through the perspective of an active god who has taken an interest in their family.

Mentally scarring heterosexuals

As a heterosexual, I am appalled by this. Mentally scarring people is a cis-hetero thing, and you're appropriating my culture. Gah.

^>V

/\ Yeah, I'll get around to that in a bit.

< Needs to reverse his seeping schedule.

\/ Probably doesn't know who I am.

They Came from the Warp {Tales of the Ordo Malleus}

Pyro V said
Shitty avatar uploader won't do my picture correctly.

That a banana horn?