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  • Old Guild Username: Major Ursa
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    1. Major Ursa 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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At the most, I've snuck a hand up somebody's pant leg and stole their panties...and that's just me in the OoC! But seriously though...I don't do much more than fade to black, if it ever gets to that situation.
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Depends on how 'excited'. If it feels right, if the shoe fits...do it, so long as you get the GM's permission.
The guy can't even look at/wear his precious seven-league boots (or any boots for that matter), without thinking of the damned boot clad talking cat. Just wordlessly shaking his fist in silent fury at any and all cats/boots he sees.
Karl: "Here...I have stocked the fridge full of food for when you start to have cravings, Callum!" :D
Callum: >:O "Cravin--I'm not a woman, and I am not doing that with her!"
Eika: "Hey, don't talk about me like I'm not here!" D:<
Karl: "Please stahp fighting, guise? Don't be mad, I'm sorry! I'm sorry~!" QAQ <(*proceeds to bawl like a small child*)
yoyohayli said
It's really hard to have my character hate/dislike someone so silly :PPlus, he's too damn attractive for a gay boy like Callum to stay cold to

Can't wait for a later, later episode, when Karl looks at the two of them and realises something...

Karl: *keeps glancing between Callum and Eika* "You're...male and female, right?"
Callum: :I <( ? ? ? ) "Yeah...I'm male?"
Eika: :D <( ? ? ? ) "And I'm female?"
Karl: :0 <(Ohhhhh~!) "You can...make a baby? Make a baby! They're squishy and cute, right?" :D <( <3 )
Callum: >:I <(dah fuq?)
Eika: >:D <(...wat?)
I can't wait for the others to just face-palm as Karl face-plants, deciding to sleep on whatever ground is under him...or I could have him better behaved?
I haven't posted for Brian since his introduction...
=.= <( . . . )
My usual posting rule is wait two posts and at least an hour before making another post, and post at least once a week...?
yoyohayli said
Mmmm...sexy wrist action~

Callum: "Ahh ahhhhhhnn~!" >///< <( ? ! )
Karl: "Om nom nom~!" BX <( <3 ) *half asleep*
Eika: :3 <( . . . ) *starts filming*
Though the cake’s visual style and presentation was pretty much massacred by the teen’s effort, the demon couldn’t help but smile widely, beaming brightly when little flowers and hearts practically fluttered in the student’s aura. It was apparent that she liked the cake, “I’m glad you like it, miss Deja. From your enthusiasm, I can tell you’ll fit right into my class, and I’ll be very happy to have you. It will start first thing this afternoon, right after lunch.” It was always great to see the youth of today enjoying sweets.

Well, speaking of lunch, Aram could really use his nth serving of cake today. Turning back to the direction of his classroom, he looked over at his student over his shoulder, “Carry on to lunch now…” Pausing briefly, he suddenly felt a pang of guilt over… “Say…if you meet that other female student around, the one I was speaking to before you, please tell her to take time to eat something hardy. Going to long without food isn’t good, for anyone.” With that, he gave a finally nod wit ha double tap of his left foot, “Have a good lunch, I’ll see you later.” Before finally retreating back to his classroom.
The toaster was quite touched that his headmistress was so understanding of his past relations, and wiped some small tears using the back of his hand. Wiggling closer as the girl traced circles on his side, he eventually just rolled flopped onto his back and waggled his little legs as she continued…making more ‘kyuuuu kyuuuuu~’ sounds. After a few minutes of this, the little toaster finally answered, ”MY EX-WIVES WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM, I ASSURE YOU, OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA! MY FIRST WIFE WAS A HUMAN WOMAN, A FRENCH MODEL BACK IN THE THIRTIES…I DIVORCED HER ONCE I REALISED THAT I WASN’T HAPPY PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN, INSTEAD OF EMBRACING MY HERITAGE OF BEING A TOASTAR BEESTEH~! MY SECOND WIFE IS A MICROWAVE I WAS MARRIED TO BEFORE I STARTED WORKING AT THE ACADEMY…WE ADOPTED THREE CHILDREN BEFORE I DIVORCED HER FOR BEING A WORTHLESS SCOLD!”
Standing in the back, around a few other soldiers, Inna listened to the information and instructions loud and clear. She may have been a quiet girl, but her expression spoke rather loudly at that moment, loudly of her fear. Staring down at her feet timidly, she could see her legs shake slightly, but it took her a moment or two to finally steady them. This was the real deal, out of country conflict. Part of her was glad she was better utilized as a sniper, a sharp shooter away from most of the action...that part was the greater part of her, the part that wasn't a hero. Her...previous spotting partner, 'he' was the hero type, but now she was here in his stead. And what a hopeless thing to be thankful for, being better as a snipe than...she knew there'd be a time where she'd have to do more than take out far off targets. Still, with all her fears and doubts, she moved on out without hesitation.

As soon as she got her hands on a provided sniper rifle, she fervently began to take it apart, piece by piece, examining pieces and parts, cleaning and oiling them carefully. It was calming, and there wouldn't be much time to do this once they were...out there...it was her personal meditation. No one she knew had volunteered as well, so all she had was this. The snipe rifle was clean, and so far, didn't seem at all faulty...the faulty one was her.
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