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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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With the bugs jumping out in an ambush, Moosie…let her adventuring buddy take this one because, well, insect! Ugh, she already had to clean slime off of herself a handful of times, and that wasn’t great. Watching the tiny guy fight with ooooo, shiny magics, the half-orc was completely caught off-guard by the rats and slime jumping out from her other side.

Drooling slightly at the instance she was hit, and just staring at the enemies dully as rats, and then common green slimes approach, the female warrior snapped out of it long enough to let out a battle cry, “HOYA HOYA HOY-YAH!” Attempting to grab the nearest monster, she would throw it at the next nearest monster reflexively.

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On the other side of things, a certain golden slime in the very next area was loitering peacefully in a flower field. Goorudosuraimu wasn’t usually so lax, but it was a terribly nice day, and it had been a while since it made a flower crown to wear. Typically Goorudosuraimu preferred actual treasures, real crowns from a dragon’s hoard, but when it often spawned out here like this, it had to make do.
In LostTale 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
No one else going to intropost?
In LostTale 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Name: Wing Dings of Gaster

Appearance:

Yes, I used Gaster!Papyrus for the pic. So sue me, so sue me hard.
Personality: Often seen as the quiet and cold court adviser, alchemist, and interpreter to King Asgore, but he also a healer and instructor to monsters alongside the new Queen. When talking privately with friends or colleagues, even his apprentice, he can get quite animate, enthused about detailing his various interests and researches. Recently, he has been concerned about the new sicknesses...

Bio: Originally conjured through necromancy, the first long years of his existence was hell. His consciousness depended on the magic that ran through his bones, animating him. To be conjured, and dispelled, and conjured, and dispelled—pulled in and out of existence and consciousness all at once, many times. After a number of years, the magic found purchase in him, persisting and resisting the call of the necromancer, he was free. Free, he found there were so many others like himself, and over time they would come to call themselves the Gaster. For a long time, the humans sought to destroy them, but they happily found their place as a new breed of monster, and were welcomed into the monster kingdoms like they truly belonged. The Gaster would more commonly become known as the skeleton kind, though some still kept the name in memory of their origins.

That was a handful of centuries ago; necromancy has since been abolished after another treaty with the humans. Though, somewhere he felt it was a measure to prevent the growth of the skeleton population.

Now, there is still a hesitance towards dealing with human mages, with humans for that matter. For the most part, the humans have kept their distance from monster kind, a respectable distance. It was actually the situations in which both races attempted to coexist that created problems. Unnatural coupling between monster and humans left humans with ‘magic sickness’, and monsters with their own ‘matter sickness’. Neither can be fully recovered from. Magic sickness in dangerous levels could lead to a human literally exploding into a gorey mess, and matter sickness in the same levels cause the disruption and drainage of magic in rather dramatic levels. None would come to live after a strong bout.

Tasked with researching the sicknesses to its full extent, Wing Dings or his apprentice are often found in the royal infirmary, treating patience with these ailments.

Relations: Sans – his apprentice, a youngster of his kind. The youth aims to be replace him entirely in the king of the monster's court, and Wing Dings can't help but admire that ambitious behavior. The stout skeleton has also started calling him 'Dings', for some odd reason.

Skill: Master Alchemist, Apothecarist, Physician. Skilled in languages and magic, Wing Dings saw fit to combine the two in a current project of his, revolving around creating a magic based language he proudly plans to name after himself...some more extensive research has him enlisting help from other scholars.

Weapon: None

Armour: None

Magic: Blue Magic. Conjuration of bone (attacks), additional skeletal hands, Full Gaster Dragon
In LostTale 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS.

One day, war broke out between the two races.

After a long battle, the humans were victorious.
Sshhh...not just yet.
> Continue?


16XX

Lower Monsterton

The castle loomed over the city of monsters like a guardian over its ward. What should have been a quiet night was instead alive with the hush of whispers, a prisoner guilty of treason had been sentenced during the day.

A temmie, as the rumours went, had been shown great [MERCY] by King Asgore, though it might have been a small bid to gain favour with temmie Town’s tribunal that sat next to the heart of their city. Possibly a great of small powers, or just temmie, but the tribunal had come down hard upon the guilty, despite what the King of monsters had actually wanted. For the rest of their days they would be called Bob, and their descendants would also inherit the same name, and all Tem would know of this one’s crime for centuries. It was said that the temmie trembled thrice harder after that verdict was carried out, and would not stop making fake dying sounds for the rest of the day, all the way into the evening until it dropped into a state.

With how soft hearted the King was known for being, Wing Dings had not been surprised when he was asked to monitor the catatonic temmie, in case the monster had entered into a full on [FALLEN DOWN] state. Temmie were known for dramatics, energetic…it was almost admirable, in ways. Of course, the strange trembling monster pulled through, all the skeleton had to do was sit for a polite amount of time, and following that up with checking in on them every so often.

Eventually, there came a time to leave for things of greater matter, though there had been a brief report to the concerned king…another monster had come in with the sickness. Brought in to the lower part of town, to houses quarantined for this specific purpose, as it stood a number of monsters came in and out to care for the ailing.

Passing a mixed gaggle of wandering youngsters just under the water bridge, the benefit of the safe, close knit community they had...negligible amounts of water splashing onto his jacket, and the tall skeleton stooped further under a drooping house of a ghost and rounded the corner. The area was clear enough, the few monsters that came in and around the houses, save the various physicians like himself, were often worried family members. As it so happened, there was an especially rare pair of humans that had come in, if the message was quite right.

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"...So you mean to tell me...that the goat back at that inn...ATE. OUR. MAP?!"

Bernadette laughed hesitantly with fear as her teacher glared at her after he asked that question. The two were lost and Bernadette had the map of the monster town in her hands (the map that was supposed to lead them to where they were supposed to be helping the patients who came down with monster and magic sickness), only to find that it had been eaten. The only part of the map that was spared was the red X over the section of houses that were quarantined. Gavin and Bernadette had to sleep in the barn and, apparently, Bernadette didn't secure their backpack enough...and that goat was quite rude when Bernadette spoke to it.

"Hey, i-it's not that bad right? He left our destination alone..." She saw that the map was only big enough to show the red X and nothing more. She then added as Gavin's glare seemed to intensify, "Be-Besides! There's no harm in asking for directions is there? I mean, we have no ill intent..."

Gavin smirked a bit and said "Alright, you go and ask around for directions then," Bernadette paled a bit and she answered nervously, "O-OK," Gavin watched as Bernadette approached a couple of monsters and asked for where the quarantined areas were. Some shyed and ran away from Bernadette and Gavin, others pointed the way, to which Bernadette and Gavin politely thanked the monster before heading in that direction.

Sooner or later, the two finally arrived at the quarantined area.

Russethill Tavern and Inn

Late into the night...of course a tavern wasn't the most quiet of places, but late into this night...

"ANOTHER! Another, ha ha ha!" The metal fisted skeleton pounded a tight fist into the surface of his table, splintering the surface, a slight glow to his skull as he grinned, baring shining metal teeth as he did so. For a huge guy, light weight. It only took one mug of booze. Pounding his fist against the table once again, this time at a backhanded joke from a human patron, he howled with raw and intense laughter before recieving his second drink, chugging it down...

"How do you drink without a throat, or a belly for that alcohol?"

The skeleton that hulked over the dim tavern's table seemed to stop, blinking, and paused a moment to think about the question and who asked it. Blurrily looking at the man who stood across from the table, garbed in clothing of nobility, hair cut even, a fine weapon on their hip...something...damn, he was mad. No, Impact was furious.

Slamming his metal coated skeleton fists into the table with much more force than before, his mug clattering to the floor, "DO YOU KNOW...know, who you are talking to, human?! I am Impact! IMPACT! And who are you, you measly welp?" Speaking first, he gave the illusion that he planned to actually talk things out.

The table flew the very next instant.

Before anyone else knew, a large blue hand held Impact back after he flipped the table, and the familiar voice reprimanded firmly, "Impact! That is enough," The monsters and humans stared in awe to see that the figure, trying to prevent a bar fight before it could even start...was none other than Captain Ashford of the Royal Guard. Everyone could see that he was somewhat tired of everyone's shenaningans here...especially considering that he did have to deal with that Temmie-now named Bob-and their overdramatics.

He glared icily at the skeleton and he warned, "Come quietly," There were no other words that needed to be said. If Ashford needed to use force, then he would use force. But he wasn't going to let this skeleton stain monsters' names to humans any further with this incident. Nobody wanted any trouble, and Ashford was there to make sure there was no trouble whatsoever.

For a moment, there almost seemed like an aura of disappointment to the human noble, but with a great big smile that seemed to erase any doubt in genuine gratitude, “It was my fault, sir monster, but I thank you.” Hand on their chest, with a sweep and a bow, a wink directed in the general direction of the skeletons, they turned and found their seat again.

Another skeleton, Helvetica, sighed and shook their skull in embarrassment. She placed her fingers on her brow ridge, rubbing the ridge as though she was trying to get rid of a headache, and she stated to Impact, "Really, Brother. I told you not to drink too much! This is really quite disgraceful," She looked to Ashford and the innkeeper, and she bowed apologizing, while Ashford still had a grip on Impact, "I apologize for my brother's abhorrent behavior,"

Muttering a few more things in a lower volume, he rubbed his face with his metal covered hands, "I ONLY...only had a mug an' a half! THERE...IS something heady in human booze!"

She looked to the human with a slight sweet smile before turning back to Ashford and asked "I suppose, we are leaving now?" Ashford nodded, before he guided Impact out, with Helvetica following the both of them. After Helvetica left however, the noble would find another mug of beer falling from a ceiling beam and onto his head.

As the three walked, Helvetica informed Ashford, "That noble was trying to provoke Impact," Ashford sighed through his nose and mumbled "I know. But you both shouldn't let him get the best of you like that. You both must learn patience," Helvetica huffed slightly, not convinced that patience was the best answer.

Impact, for the most part, looked like a reprimanded child. Face still glowing in his drunkenness, avoiding his sister’s eyes, grumbling as he was led along, “I wasn’t GOING to hurt ANYBODY…just that guy, I looked in his eyes and felt so angry…!”
In LostTale 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@MZambosOop, yes, please put up your CS in the character section (though I haven't done that for WD yet........!).

Alrighty...
Tachibana Quint


If Quint had noticed her eyeing him up, he had made no visual indications. Pulling out a pad of paper and made a few notes, his brows rising slightly when she bumped into the door frame, and attempted to rub it like one might to smudged glass, before leaving. Returning her wave with a curt nod, and waiting for her to leave his sight, he let himself quietly laugh out loud. She hadn’t seemed clumsy from his initial observation…

He couldn’t help but wonder what she might be like the next time they met up, certainly knew more about the neighbor to his shop than an hour ago.

Well, time to break for lunch. Swiping the clipboard off of the counter as he made his way to the back of his shop, he returned to front of the store, flipping a sign before stepping out the door…

Now, what did he want to eat today?

@l0ck0n
Interested.
B:
Finally posted...gods, do let me know if I need to fix anything in my post.
Willamar “Will” Shriver | 8:15PM | London Pub
-Bloody Good Bar- Event

@lovely complex

One moment holding his glass of brandy, eyes scanning the contents of one of the papers set out before him…the next, pushing his chair back from the broken table, and the man who had crashed through it. Coming closer to check on the man, it seemed apparent that he was alright. Unconscious, coughing up blood and teeth onto one of the papers (dammit), but alright enough.

Brows rising slowly at seeing the small posse of men approach, Will stooped a moment to grab the papers where they had thankfully not scattered too wildly, and held a hand up as he folded them, stowing them away in his jacket pocket, “Stop, I have no quarrel with you.” That worked to stop them for only a lone second, seeing him calm and speaking clearly, but they advanced all the same. He, on the other hand, had taken a quick sidelong glance.

The barman wasn’t at his place before the counter…drats, the man always took care of his business. Eyes back to focusing on the group, seeing as there was some distance between them; Willamar took the moment to duck along the side and behind the counter. Ah, there he was…the barman was unconscious on the ground, broken bottle by his head. Taking a moment to check and make sure the man was alright...all the same, the man wasn’t certain how the man would feel about having his firearms handled by even the most civil of patrons. Then again, his blooming headache was killing him.

Standing up behind the counter, Willamar held up the barman’s scattergun up over his head with one hand, really feeling its weight before cupping his free hand to the side of his mouth. Speaking with a loud, clear, and very stern voice that commanded attention, “Take it outside.” One of the disgruntled patrons took a step closer, and with a swift motion, the rifle was pointed his way, cool eyes not even locking onto him, “Now.”
In Overtale 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Going from trying to break through stone one chip at a time, to having Undyne's magic spears pierce the ground, the taller skeleton had to hunch over to cover Flowey...well, it was certainly a shock, his eyes bulging out of his skull, but at least his friend was free! Dispelling the summoned bone, and checking to make sure Flowey was alright, Papyrus righted himself and took a moment to finally yell at Sans, "SANS, WHILE I WILL ADMIT, SOME OF YOUR JOKES HAVE PRETTY GOOD COMEDIC TIMING...AND I AM STILL WONDERING HOW SO MANY BOOKS CAN FIT INSIDE OF EACH OTHER...BUT THIS WAS REALLY, REALLY NOT THE TIME FOR SUCH JOKES!"

Letting out an exasperated sigh after a minute, Papyrus looked around for the two people who had greeted them rather surprisingly, but they just about fled when he did, "OH NO! SEE!" Eyes bulging out of their sockets again, "YOUR JOKE HAS EVEN DRIVEN THE TWO OF THEM AWAY, THEY EVEN HAD TO DISAPPEAR MYSTERIOUSLY TO MAKE THE SITUATION LESS AWKWARD! QUICKLY, AFTER THEM! WE MUST SHOW THEM THAT WE ARE NOT ALL ABOUT BAD JOKES, WE ARE ALSO ABOUT BAD PUZZLES!"
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