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Also don't worry too much about the quality of the reply. I mean, of course do your best, but not every reply is going to be a master piece. Some will be good and some will be bad. I just ask for at least try for a paragraph and honest effort.
Well you can have her open the door
Come up from behind him and tell him there's nobody in that house either
Grab the pizza and then try to run off with it
pass by the creepy house just as something scary, or funny was coming out
Anything goes. Random would be better, but whatever works for you

Also thanks for the compliment :)
Sorry for taking so long. Lots of side tracks.
Here's the rp.
If you have any problems or would like some changes to make it easier let me know and I'll change things
er at least by tomorrow as I'm getting ready for bed because I've got a full morning shift tomorrow.

roleplayerguild.com/topics/84247-why-s..
Jynmi sighed. It was a sigh that gave the feeling it was time to move on, but there wasn't any more sidewalk, and not enough mental fortitude to step off the beaten path into the muddy routes that ran twisted like a snake trying to get away from something a lot bigger into a particularly dark woods one didn't go into unless one didn't mind coming out the other end filled from head to toe with all sorts of new holes of various depths. So he put the pizza boxes in the car, got in, and drove a car that wouldn't go right four miles through winding city streets three blocks away. The lights weren't on, but the address was right. There was a little shiver at the back of his neck, biting him and trying to pull him away like a dog who knew you were about to walk off the cliff, but aside from his teeth had no way to get you to stop. He ignored the shiver and got the pizzas.

"Hello?" He said before reaching the door. "Anyone in there?" He knocked three times and tapped the heel of his fought as if somewhere in the back of his mind he believed there was a pressure pump and his filling up a balloon that would inflate in the shape of the customer the faster his heel bounced. "I've got a pizza for you, and a bill. Don't care too much about the pizza to be honest, but the bill, well, that's got to be paid up, and my wallets too malnourished to do it. Poor thing's on its last legs." In response a cricket started to chirp and then went silent when something bigger without a sense of humor and a thousand kids to feed got a hold of it. "Come on. There's already been three pranks and I can't afford another one." He knocked again and this time the door went eeeeeeetch as it made its way inward. Visions of a snapping turtle's mouth came to mind as did the teeth of a venus fly trap, and "come here" finger beckon from a woman with much more experience than a single human being should be allowed to endure came to mind, and Jynmi turned to run.....

Two houses over where there wasn't any sense of danger. "Hey!" He knocked frantically at the door. "Your pizza's here. Probably thinking you didn't order any and your wrong so here."
Cool. So then I'll just do a starter and we can go from there, then?
Cool. So I guess we can just get started? Any idea on where you'd like the setting to take place? I'm pretty open minded since the rps will pretty much be improv, right?
You don't need to know any of them. I just put a list up there to get an idea of what I'd like to do. :)
I love humor and I love writing. I'm not as good at the latter as the former, but that's something I'm hoping to work on, and I'm hoping to find some people on here interested in doing it too. Not sure what exactly I want to do for this rp, just know that I want humorous characters and crazy adventures. Would love to have this as something episodic. None of the episodes would need an end, really. I mean, if we get into something they can keep going, but generally I'd like for us to do a different story every week that could range anywhere from fixing an upstairs toilet to battling Cthulhu, or whatever comes to mind. I don't know with any certainty if this should be a 1x1 thing or a group, but I'll put it on here and see if there are any bites.

Here's a small list of some humorous media , in descending order of fondness, that could serve as inspiration. Hopefully this'll help catch interest or jog that special part of the brain that goes "Hey maybe there's something to this. I love that too!"

Diskworld
Futurama
Adventure Time
the Hitchiker's Guide to the galaxy
Venture Bros
Invader Zim
Anything from A. Lee Martinez
Procrastinating has been an issue the last few days so I'll go ahead and put this so I have at least something up. Hopefully that'll help get the mental juices flowing

WIP
Name: Jynmi Imsar
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Appearance:
Method of Travel: YT-1300 light freighter modified with dimensional warp
Powers:
Lilith-
Black Wind-
Black Fire- Jynmi can transform natural flame into black fire. Black flames have the ability to neutralize kinetic energy. Its main application is freezing, but it can also be used influence things in motion. Using black fire causes Jynmi's internal temperature to go up. Prolonged use can cause his internal organs to cook.
Black Lightning-
Personality: Jynmi is the kind of individual who knows what to say and when to say, but never manages to do either because even though he has the knowledge he lacks the ability and so things come out of his mouth without stopping at the brain for permission. This has caused him a lot of social anxiety and so he's not good with meeting new people. That being said he does better with animals and considers every creature a friend he's yet to meet, until they try to eat him, at which point its just another threat and he'll run from it with all the grace and power of a gazelle who'd rather go through a brittle wall than find itself with a bunch of new holes in its ass. One is enough thank you very much.
Starting World: Earth
Backstory:In the begging there were two people, Jynmi knew them as mom and dad, and they had sex. Nine months later Jynmi came into the world. It wasn't his idea. Honestly, he was against the thing from the beginning. In fact, he had to be pulled out kicking and screaming. The next years weren't very special and he tried his best to forget them. After that, his school years, he tried his hands on jobs and classes, neither of which worked out which left him a bit desperate. Not super desperate, but desperate enough to turn to some shady people for help, on the ground that he helped them back. He didn't which led him to a desert, alone in said desert, without food, water, and a deep loathing towards himself because of an inability to remember which direction the sun set. So he wondered, and dyed, for a little bit. It wasn't a big death, more of the kind of death you get when you visit but can't find a good place to sit down so you take off. He woke up to the sight of two glowing blue eyes staring at him and instructing to hold on. Then he was in space, with just several feet of synthesized steel to protect him from the vacuum. After a freak out but before everything went wrong the floating eyes, which turned out to be attached to a body that looked like a blue box with, led him to the cockpit where he found a man in the form of a corpse, strapped to a seat.
Jynmi knew better than to touch it so he planned on keeping his hands to himself. Then he tripped and fell on body. There was a flash of darkness that bore into him like a hungry worm eating its way through the body of a bunny. He didn't pass out this time so it was pretty damn impressive how quickly the woman in black with the red hair appeared. Her name was Lilith, and she was so happy to meet him because corpses were terrible company especially if there wasn't any scavengers around to keep things lively.
Interested :)
I wouldn't call deadpool a looker either XD But at this point, I'm up for almost anyone. My beast needs a home already! Even if the beauty isn't that....beautiful.


Good to hear. I've got work right now, but I'll try and get a CS up once I get off.
As far as the background. Are we going to do it like psyguy said ie my character, with the help of an old untested teleporter, accidentally finds herself on your character's home world or was there another way you wanted to go about it?
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