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  • Old Guild Username: Master Crim
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Master Crim 12 yrs ago

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2 yrs ago
Current The proof of a healthy mind is not its ability to solve the problems that are before it, but the subconscious understanding not to for the sake of health itself.
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7 yrs ago
Ever look back on your old PM and think "Man that was the shit! Why did we stop?"
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8 yrs ago
As the bowl of patunias would say, as it falls through the air to meet the planet's hard rocky surface: "Not again."
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8 yrs ago
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No says the man in Washington it belongs to the poor. No says the man in the Vatican it belongs to God. No says the man in Moscow it belongs to everyone
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11 yrs ago
Talking in riddles is fun. Putting them to poem is better. Presentation is the key.

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Why does anyone care
No one really looks at this part
Its all just pointless.

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Well it will be a little bit before they come close enough to be seen. They cant see the ship we are on yet, and are outside of radar range.
Most of my dreams include me being some kind of assassin like Jason Bourne... the scary part is I really like itand I am killing people for reason I dont know and don't care to find out. What ifthese aren't dreams and I am some kind of secret government weapon?
Paradigm Shift said
It goes pretty easy Crim, I've just finished work and that's been all hefty lifting and climbing through air vents. Pretty much ready for sleep soon


I can second that motion!
Welp I am going to go play some Borderlands 2 with some friends.
Peace out all!
Pretty good, work is hectic with two days of stacking over 850 pallets of suff. Hiw are you?
Deamonbane said
The worst thing to do when changing your identity is to tell people about it on the internet...


It is really not for disappearing just as a joke. Get a doctorates change my name to Alucard and become a phlembotomist.

Good evening!
*lurks about in normal manner.*

I really want to change my name to Alucard and become a doctor.

Carantathraiel said
^_^ I woke up to a message from someone complimenting my art. I know my friends do it alot, but he went out of his way to say something. It made my morning <3


I love it when people do that! It makes you feel accomplished on a different level than just with friends.
Flamelord said
Thank goodness for internal monologues, eh? :D


I am Master Crim and I support this message.
Lol now that I think about it seems we ate more then we picked!
Down town Los Angeles
July 25th
8:00am


Cain Johnson stepped out of the shower, dried off and got dressed in a short sleeve button up and some blue jeans. His TV was turned to the news as it played a recap of the school shooting from a few days ago. He absent mindedly listened as he got ready and went over the notes he tookfrom a call he got the other day. After finding nothing in the small fridge he sighed and shut the door. Picking up his wallet he left his motel room and stepped out into the warm morning air.

Cain locked up his room, got into his truck and started driving out of the city. He had to stop and grab something to eat first before he went to his client. Paying in cash at a fast food place Cain ate on the way thinking about his case as he drove.

Residencial Los Angeles
9:00am


Cain was driving on the interstate in his truck on his way to his client of the recent shooting turned suicide. The sun was bright in the sky and the thermometer in Cain's truck already read 78°F. "It's going to be a hot one." He said to himself. The details of the case were odd in that the victim never shot anyone only antagonized a single person, and soon after took his own life. Cain couldn't grasp why he did it. Did the kid loose his nerve, or was a prank gone wrong? This, however, was not his case, Cain was hired by the victim's father, Leonard Harvey, to look into something he believes may be connected to the reason his son pulled the trigger that day. Cain took his exit off the interstate and entered a residential area outside of LA.

As he drove by the many houses it took Cain very little time to find the address given, and he pulled up to the curb and parked. Cain opened the the armrest deviding the driver and passenger seat revealing a compartment where he stored his badge and gun. Grabing his badge he closed and locked the compartment then exited his truck. He looked around before stepping onto the sidewalk and making his way to the house. 'I wonder hiw this one is going to turn out?' He thought as he drew closer to the house. Once at the door he Cain rang the doorbell and waited for the Harvey's to answer.

"Cain Johnson, PI, my deepest condolences."
I was kinda wondering what was going on...
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