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Well, logically everyone decided to start talking about furries and the conversation went downhill from there.
Skallagrim said
What have I kawaii while i have been working on 5 kawaii and doing work? You guys are killing me so kawaii!1!!


Kawaii?
-removed-
Rillakawaii said
1) I actually assume most are male. I just assume IN is female, based off the preferred character(Evvie).2) I have a girlfriend. So, most, if not all of my wishful thinking is, when the next time I'm going to see her is. :Pkawaii
kawaii

So Kawaii.kawaii
kawaii
Honestly.

kawaii

Kawaii.
Rilla said
>Asked, essentially, if she'd ever be a naked dragon girl>>Talks about not dating Evvie.


Suspicious.

Also he. Rilla is the only guy I've met on the internet who assumes others on the internet are female more often than male.

I propose wishful thinking.
What time is it at the point of origin anyway?
Rilla said
The awkward moment when you realize I don't have much love for monkeys, or gorillas.Khan just likes to say things to feel better about himself.


You prefer flexible birds.

Unfortunately not the cool kind.
Of course, it was the echoing call of the Old Man atop the mountain which had wrenched the Orc warrior’s attention away from his business. His head turned slowly to regard the direction in which the noise emanated; unsurprisingly telling him little, for the speaker was not in sight. However, at such a short distance the old Orc was fully aware that battle could be joined at any moment, which was why he remained alert and was slightly perturbed that the metal-clad human felt the need to half-shout at him. He wasn’t deaf after all.

When asked if he planned to kill him, the Orc’s lips flicked up in a grim smile, and he bared his teeth, but said nothing as the man seemed eager to continue. Talk could be weakness. The Orc’s opinions of his foe were actually improved by his further boasting that he had slain an Orc in the past, though Norak was unsure why he was supposed to be particularly bothered. He had killed hundreds of humans, though he couldn’t be sure if he’d cut any of their hands off. What it did show was that the human was trying to goad him, something only a confident fighter would do. Worryingly, he may also have been attempting to frighten him, which would be a terrible idea, most Orcs replace their fear with anger from a young age. Still, Norak was mildly impressed, hence why he hadn’t immediately drawn and thrown his axe through the cocky warrior’s breast-plate while he stood there. When the knight instead turned, heading towards the originator of the sound, Norak was unsure how he wanted to proceed.

It was then that he took notice of the small goblin and the horseman, though neither looked particularly formidable so his gaze swept over them. For a short while, as the human got further away, Norak remained standing stoically, though observant. Finally, he shrugged.

“We will see who speaks, then we may fight.” The Orc followed the human up, towards the point of Origin…
NewSun said
Anyway, Gadget, it might help with a few small edits on your part as described by Kiddo. At the moment, as it stands, he and I are slightly plot locked / unable to really do much. We have both your character and a particularly large Orc approaching us at (what I can only assume to be) the same time without us seeing them off in the distance, one nearly ready to sucker punch me with an axe, and the other ready to longsword me in the face if I make a sudden movement. I was so not prepared for this :P


I did try and explain why you -might- not have noticed him straight away, but it is going to require some suspension of disbelief.
Rilla said
Jadik, the monkey, would be the cop.Shark boy, would be the criminal.Long lasting story of Jadik hunting shark boy


Sounds like a dream I had once.

Sharks walking on the beaches, with legs, and monocles...

it was terrifyawesome
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