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    1. MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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In Nobody 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"This is insane! You're fucking insane! I won't tell you a damn thing!" A voice cried from within an abandoned cannery located on the city harbor. The voice belonged to a middle aged male null, one that just the other day ran a small time drug ring by manipulating people to do his bidding. Not that it mattered now, no, now he was just some poor sap suspended upside down in chains after a rather unfortunate run in with a nobody by the name of Reginald Beauregard. "Now now, theres no need to make such a ruckus. Do I need to yank out some more teeth?", Reginald, or Reggie as he preferred to be called, inquired to his captive. The null didn't answer, opting to thrash around instead much to Reggie's annoyance. When he grew tired of watching the null flail, Reggie lashed out in a fluid motion, phasing it into the null's abdomen before solidifying his hand around the null's large intestine with an iron grip. The null gasped, in far too much pain to actually let out a scream as his intestine was slowly twisted, Reggie on the other hand, marveled at the sensation, finding it interesting that he could still feel the slimy, somewhat bumpy texture through his gloves. "I'll ask you one more time. After that i'm just going to start tugging them out. Where. Is. The. Operation. Located?" Reggie said, punctuating each word with another squeeze. The null's head snapped back, a torrent of vomit spilled from his mouth, whether or not it was because he'd been upside down for so long or the pain forced this reaction remained a mystery to Reggie. "Ok...oh god...i'll talk..." the null said hoarsely. Reggie's eyebrow raised expectantly as he allowed the null to compose himself, "We-We're based in a small under a build on 8572 Barnabas Road..." "Wait, you mean that little Pastries by Paulette place? The one with those awesome french toast doughnuts?", the null nodded weakly, "I convinced the owner to let us set up shop.". Reggie scowled knowing that nulls never 'convinced' anyone to get what they wanted, "Dude...children go in that place. You're seriously selling meth around KIDS?" he hissed, his eyes radiating bloodlust. The nobody didn't wait for an answer, instead he phased his hand out of the null's abdomen and into his chest, wrapping his hand around the null's heart, "You nulls really are the filth of this world." Reggie muttered before squeezing down on the organ, crushing it in a vice grip before yanking his hand back out. The nobody glared at the null, then spit on the body before walking away. He could inform the other Nobodies he'd come to know, but he was confident that taking out the ring would be a cake walk now that the leader was out of the way.
Bumpin' to keep this rp alive.
In Nobody 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Name: Reginald "Reggie" Beauregard
Age: (13-18) 18
Ability: Phase (can move himself through any solid object)
Skills: Close quarters combat, hacking
History: There are no records of Reggie's past. As he is a nobody, Reggie made it a point to destroy any documents related to him and refuses to speak about his past.
Appearance: Reggie
Weapons: Sig sauer 1911, His hands (if he gets the chance he'll phase his hands into a null's body then solidify them to damage organs)
"Ready myself? For wha- hey wait, where the hell are you going? What about this mess? And what am I supposed to be ready for?!" Jacque barked, feeling a flare of indigence as Scorn suddenly began to fly away. The villain groaned and chased after Scorn, his fear being replaced with aggravation towards the lantern's cryptic warning. For a moment he considered just letting the strange man fly away, but part of him wanted to know just what Scorn was talking about, and honestly, he had nothing better to do now that he'd taken enough cash and jewelry to last him several months.
As time goes on it occurs to me that Jacque seems like less of a villain and more of a chaotic neutral or neutral evil. Sure he's somewhat crude and steals stuff, but its mostly to make ends meet, with the occasional extra plundering to buy things he wants. Should I maybe change his Alignment or leave it at villain because he still steals stuff?
Pretty good, you?
Jacque looked up at Scorn as he approached, 'God damn this guy is massive...wait, did he just say he'd turn me to ashes?' he thought as he eyed the lantern with a bit of annoyance. Under normal circumstances Jacque would have punched anyone that threatened him square in the nose, but something about Scorn told him that such an action wouldn't bode well for him, so for now he just had to play it cool. "You're a big'un aren't ya?" Jacque said with a small whistle, placing both his hands on his hips, then mentally cursing as his clothes started to get soaked from the water, "Well, people seem to be real hostile lately. Especially the supers. There was an altercation earlier that I think I caught the tail end of. Kind of interesting actually." he explained, omitting the part where he'd laid flat a group of officers.
Minarawr said
Thanks ^^ What do you mean with "on the outside"?


He means outside the walls of the safe zone Mina. By the way, long time no see :)
Jacque calmed down slightly as the creature saw fit to address him rather than attack, in fact, he was somewhat amused by the fact that Scorn was capable of speaking english given his alien appearance. "Currently inquiring as to whether or not you're alright. I mean you WERE the one that crashed here right?" Jacque asked, gesturing at the rubble and torn pieces of metal that were strewn about the area.

(He's just a thief Krein. He's not afraid to hospitalize people if need be but he still clings to the idea that murder isn't right)
As Jacque came closer to the strange figure he was able to make out that whatever the thing was at least seemed humanoid, though the claws, strange acidic liquid dripping from it and ominous glow suggested otherwise. Jacque took to the ground and halted around twelve meters away from the thing, it was best not to get too close lest the creature become hostile. "Oi...Hey...whats the deal with you? You alright uh...guy?" He called out cautiously. Something about this creature unsettled Jacque, it seemed to radiate something besides the strange red glow that made him apprehensive, and to make matters worse, the thing reeked of blood, the odor strong enough for Jacque to pick up even from so far away.
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