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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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As far as i'm aware, we're still accepting Villains. Speaking of which, Extrano sounds like an awesome villain, and you get bonus points from me for that Pennywise icon.

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By the way BK, since Jacque is out and about, he may be able to inadvertently help you escape if you don't already have a plan worked out. Nothing stalls a chase quite like a guy almost pancaking one of the people chasing you because he wanted to catch the red light.
Sadly i've become more accustomed to seeing the bad things. I once watched a fellow on youtube argue with just about everyone who's opinion differed from his. Actually, "argue" is being generous considering almost all he did was repeat that "you were talking about yourself just now" line that children used to use on the playground after being insulted. At first I simply chalked it off as him being a fool, but then I started to search for older comments only to find that his made up for at least 40 percent of the comments made. This person literally appeared to comment on a daily basis for -and I wish I was exaggerating here- years. Three years to be exact. I'm now convinced that either he is the single greatest internet troll ever to be birthed, or his levels of lunacy would put the insanity forced upon a viewer of the rising of the Old Ones to shame.
I share the same beliefs about arguments myself, I just find it amusing how quickly this one ended. I've seen some *seriously* long arguments on the internet in my day, especially on role-play sights, so to have one not only avoid escalation, but end so peacefully says some good things about the users of this particular sight.
Jacque groaned and slowly awoke as he felt something heavy pressing down on him. It hadn't been long since he'd fallen asleep, according to his alarm clock, it had merely been about seven minutes or so. Jacque tried to sit up a bit, however the weight on his body made it a bit more difficult than usual, stranger still, it appeared to shift on it's own beneath his blanket just as he started to move. The villain lifted up his blanket to find himself staring into a small pair of orange eyes, and like any other normal person, he promptly lost his shit. Jacque raised his fist and coated it in metal, however he recognized the pair of eyes just before he could swing down and crush whatever had invaded his bed, "...Coal?". Jacque yanked away the blanket to find that it was indeed his pet curled up on him, likely for the warmth he gave off. "How the fu-", Jacque looked at the terrarium and realized that he had not locked it the night before, which would have elicited a face palm had the hand he'd raised not have been metallic at the moment. The villain grumbled and returned his hand to normal before picking up Coal in all of his six feet and thirty-five pounds of scaly fun. "You know...i'd be more pissed at you for this, but I have something to do." Jacque said as he deposited the serpent back into its terrarium, making sure to lock it this time. His nap ruined, Jacque slipped on a pair of shoes and collected Bane's package and his bag, "This a weird request, I hope you know what you're doing Bane..." he muttered as he made his way to his front door.
Goodness gracious, i'm gone for a day and the OOC section has devolved into an argument over what is or is not OP, then just as quick the argument is ended. You folks certainly work quickly, don't you? Ah well, time to get back into it~
As a crowd of people began to converge in a certain spot, Dimitri -having more or less surmised logging out wasn't an option thanks to over hearing other players- dropped his GUI and followed the crowd out of curiosity. "Alright everyone make way! Coming through!", Dimitri's ears perked as he recognized the voice in the middle of the crowd, "Ōkami? Is that you man?", he asked as he slipped through the crowd. Upon entering the middle, Dimitri found himself staring at two people rather than the originally perceived one, however he recognized both from past experiences, "Lily? You and Ōkami are here too? Do either of you know what's going on?". Under normal circumstances, Dimitri would have begun with a polite greeting, however his current situation required that he dispose with pleasantries and acquire as much vital information as possible.
You've my sympathies Grey.
Shortly after getting into his vehicle and removing his helmet and jacket once more, Jacque managed to make it back home much quicker with the traffic having died down as road blocks were removed. The young villain pulled into the drive way of his two story town house, and exited the vehicle with his belongings, stopping to wave hello to one of his neighbors before climbing his stairs, slipping inside and sighing contently as the cooling relief of his air conditioner washed over him. Jacque's home was fairly modest; upon entry one would have the option of either continuing straight, which would lead them to the living room, kitchen, dining room, or the deck. The upper portion of his home sported three bedrooms and two bathrooms, one of which was in the master bedroom. Jacque walked upstairs and entered his room, "Hey Coal, you have a good day buddy?" he asked before tapping a large terrarium next to his bed. The resident of this terrarium hissed loudly, however Jacque ignored it as he walked to the opposite side of the room and opened his closet before pulling out some clothes, a small brown box, tape, and a few pieces of styrofoam.

Less than two minutes later, Jacque was sitting on his bed, dressed now in a pair of faded grey jeans and a purple shirt, the vials for Bane were packaged and ready to be delivered tomorrow, "Alright, time to sit back, relax, a-" *Beep~ Beep~ Beep~* "-aaaand see who's bugging me now. God damn it.". Jacque pulled his phone from his pocket and found yet another text from 'Uncle B.', inquiring as to whether or not his prescription had been picked up. Jacque affirmed his mission success, happy to have served his boss well, however this happiness quickly gave way to mild annoyance as yet another request popped up on his phone, reading; -Good. You've done well picking up my medicine niño, however I still need one more thing from you.-, Jacque re-read this and sighed, he'd of course do whatever it was without question, but that didn't mean his wasn't at least a little annoyed with being asked for things back to back. -Of course Uncle. Anything you need- Jacque replied. The reply he got was actually a rather simple one: he would deliver the vials he'd stolen to a specific location, then pick it back up the next day. -I will send you the address shortly. When you arrive, you are to ask for if they have a specific item and show them this picture-, Jacque had just started to ask what picture Bane was referring to when a picture of a necklace with a flower shaped pendant that appeared to be made of emerald popped up on the screen. "O....k...this is kind of weird." Jacque said to himself before telling Bane he'd get it done and locking his phone. The villain sighed, and lied back on his bed, planning to get it done after a quick nap.
...I need an adult... ;_;
No prob man, take your time.
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