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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Dear me, i'm gone for but a few hours and things have escalated. Honestly though, I can see where both of the parties involved in the argument are coming from here. On the one hand, BK feels as though an idea that he's worked on has been plagiarized and altered to fit something not his own, but on the other hand Sauron's options as far as a demon's backgrounds appear to be limited to but two options for the origins of his character's demonic nature, henceforth he made the best of what he could by blending both ideas for his character's creation as well as adding in an idea from another character. Now then, as far as i'm aware, the ideals of hell/hades are similar to that of a prison depicted in fiction, in that the only way to gain power or prove something (in this case, superiority) is through a show of brutality, so it isn't very surprising that both characters muderhoboing their way through swaths of demons would result in attaining higher status. The only important thing here is the reason for the murderhoboing, which clearly differs between characters as BK stated that Maverous killed to prove superiority and Sauron stated that Zaziel killed out of ingrained instinct/training and a burning desire to find his purpose.
Dimitri tried to dodge the next attack, however, realizing that he would fail in doing so, settled for shielding his face. Dimitri was flung into the air before colliding with one of the warehouse's walls with a loud thud. The villain's vision blurred as he slumped to the ground, his ears rang loudly as well as he got onto his hands and knees and there was a burning pain in his arms and torso. Dimitri shook his head back and forth to get his bearings, before inspecting his arms which had suffered first degree burns which, as expected, hurt a fair deal. The sensation of pain was brief however, as it was soon blotted out by a different sensation of pain, "So you want to play it like THAT do you kid?" he hissed as he lifted his head. 'Dimitri, you might not want to do this' Mr.Blank started, only to be cut off, 'Relax, i'm only going to partially change. She's not even close to being worth a full on transformation.' Dimitri shot back mentally. Mr.Blank clucked his tongue and materialized in front of Dimitri hoping to stop what was about to happen, "Ma'am, I would really suggest that you stop here and go home. Otherwise-", Blank was cut off once more by Dimitri who sneered and willed him away before rising and pulling off his jacket and sweater to reveal the physique of a soldier. There was a brief moment in which Dimitri's face was twisted into a mask of blood lust, however it was gone in a flash, replaced once more by the blank expression he usually wore, "Alright, we've traded our starting blows. From here on out though we stop playing around.".

Dimitri's skin rippled as his muscles expanded to nearly twice their size, his teeth began to shift and change in shape, thick green scales sprouted on his arms to cover the burn wounds, and the sound of cloth being torn could be heard as a long muscular tail grew from the spot that his tailbone would be placed. Upon finishing his transformation, Dimitri stood straight and cracked his neck, wincing slightly at the throbbing pain from the sudden appendage growth and muscle expansion before staring at MoonStar and smirking, "Now then, let us see who the odds favor now, da?".
I honestly can't remember specifically how long it went on for seeing as for me days, weeks, and months can either blend together seamlessly or crawl on for an eternity, so I just went with multi week since I know it had to at least have been around that long.
Dracogenius said
It's the best.I really don't know why, but it's the best and further more makes me fluffy to think that someone actually wanted to bring this back.


It's always a good feeling when someone enjoys your work enough to remember it and strive to make sure it sees the light of day once more. That, my friend, is the feeling of a job well done. Revel in it, you've earned it after all for making an RP awesome enough that even the site's multi week long shutdown and deletion of all of the threads from before couldn't purge it from memory.
As Dimitri landed, he just barely managed to roll away from the energy blasts fired at him. A brief flash aggravated look came across his face as MoonStar healed and smirked, however he was still able to recognize that she felt the pain, which was something he could use to his advantage. "Underestimated? You think you can heal from one little scratch and act high and mighty?" he said as he leaned onto a large gas drum, "Let me let you in on a little secret, those little scratches are by and large the least amount of damage I can do to flesh. Or do you need me to remove one of your limbs to prove it?". Dimitri's tone was cold and almost mechanical, however there was an increasingly primal glint in his eyes as he tapped his claws onto the drum. Dimitri's ears perked as he heard the sound of a truck starting up in the warehouse, eliciting a smirk from the villain, 'Just have to stall a bit longer, then I can end this kid without worrying about not getting paid.' he thought as he scraped his claws against the drum to mask the sound of the truck starting. Without warning Dimitri leaned backwards and kicked the drum into the air, spilling the contents within as he sailed towards where he assumed MoonStar would be next.
Dimitri clucked his tongue as the girl -MoonStar- rose from the boxes, however he was not nearly as annoyed by that as he was by the fact that she'd fired some strange blasts at him. Dimitri sidestepped the shots in a blur and lowered his gun as she spoke, "You're certainly an arrogant one to be ordering ME about. Especially for a child." he said as he removed the magazine from the gun and set both of the objects on the ground and rolled up the sleeves on his jacket and turtleneck, "Normally I would just shoot you and be done with it, however if you're going to prattle on about getting involved in affairs that don't concern you, I think what you need is an old fashioned beating.". Dimitri sneered as his nails grew and curved into razor sharp claws, 'Dimitri...are you sure about this? You might lose it.' Mr.Blank intoned, 'I'll be fine. This brat is about to learn how to pick her battles more carefully.' Dimitri mused. As the men that had previously been loading boxes began to close in, Dimitri waved them off before crouching "Get back to work gentlemen. This one is mine.". The villain's skin and muscles rippled slightly as he bunched up and launched himself into the air, coming within inches to MoonStar in a flash before he swiped his claws at her face.
Dimitri's ears perked as someone shouted in his direction, "Hm? What have we here?" he said as he turned his head to get a look at the unwelcome intruder. There was a moment of silence as he eyed the young woman standing on a pile of boxes, 'Oh joy...a hero. Well, on the bright side if this goes off without a hitch I can ask for more cash.' he mused as he reached into his jacket and pulled out his gun. Dimitri slowly turned and raised the gun, not even bothering to try and bluff considering his reputation made him somewhat infamous in the hero community, "I'll only make this offer once, back down and find someone else to pester. I won't hesitate to put a shot between your eyes if you try to interfere." he said calmly. Shortly after Dimitri made his offer, Mr.Blank appeared and eyed the woman as well as her current location, looking for anything that Dimitri could use to his advantage before disappearing without a word. 'Anything of use Blank?' Dimitri thought, 'Well, if she isn't too sure of her footing, that poor girl could have a rather nasty fall...'. Dimitri smirked at the input and held his gun steady, "What's it gonna be lady?".
I can make a warrior for gabriel if need be.
Still around! And i'm inclined to agree with Dizzy, that would seriously blow in ways that I couldn't even imagine considering my hands are both literally and figuratively my meal ticket.
"Alright gentlemen pick up the pace, we aren't exactly out on a leisurely stroll!" Dimitri barked to a group of men carrying boxes into a warehouse for transport. The drive to the docks had been uneventful save for a bit of traffic. A few of the men grumbled, however they picked up their pace as per request as Dimitri whipped out his phone once more and sent a message to his current client. "Mr.Blank, any suggestions for in case this job goes south? There's been a bit more police activity around these parts than usual." Dimitri said aloud, "Well-" Blank began as he appeared, "As far as a conflict would go, there are plenty of cargo boxes and people to use as obstacles or to obscure your presence depending on whether you choose to fight or flee. If you're going for a straight up fight, the crates towards the entrance to the docks create a sort of bottleneck, forcing a group of enemies into a concentrated point. You could use the ensuing chaos to circle around them by climbing the boxes, then you could topple a pile of crates onto them or drop down and take them out either hand to hand, or just flat out shoot them, though i'd save shooting them as a last resort if I were you.", "Hrm...and what about the other option? What if I choose to run instead?", "Well, you wouldn't get paid, and it would look unprofessional. But if you really must, yet again you could use the ensuing chaos to slip away, though your car is parked about three miles away, so you'd have to be sure that you weren't being followed.". Dimitri nodded a bit as he weighed the pros and cons of each decision, "Ok, so what about if a meta-human shows up?" "It would depend on the type. So far I can only think of one option that could definitely get you out of that sort of situation." Blank said, tilting his glasses slightly as he turned to examine the men moving the boxes, "Though if you resorted to doing that, theres a good chance you'd destroy the merchandise and kill most of the workers...", Dimitri sighed and rubbed the back of his neck, "Lets hope I don't have to resort to that. Transforming gives me such a headache.".
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