MonsieurShade
Member
Exceedingly Subpar
STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
- Posts: 1925 (0.42 / day)
- VMs: 2
-
Username history
- MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago
Status
Recent Statuses
9 yrs ago
Current
Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
1
like
10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
1
like
10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
9
likes
Bio
I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
Most Recent Posts
Jacque watched as the mysterious figure departed after returning the key to Rachel and gave a small sigh, "Honestly, I could've been half way off this rock my now if that one didn't waste my time..." he muttered. Jacque's lamentations were short lived however as the woman he'd assisted began to complain about the locks on her wings. "Oi, you're gonna break or pull something if you keep forcing it. Just hold still, i'll help you get out of that thing." Jacque said before making his way over to Rachel, taking the keycard and unceremoniously spinning her around by her shoulders. "Y'know, if it were the old me, i'd question the wings, but in light of everything i've dealt with in the last few years up to this point, this registers as normal for me.", Jacque stated off handedly as he unlocked the restraints and stepped back, "Now then, a deal's a deal. We crack a few heads, raze this place to the ground, yea?".
Scarifar said
In your post, Jacque says "You see, ...". There is currently very little indication that Michelle has revealed her gender. Just saying, so you might wanna fix that.
ok, editing now
--
T'is done. Also, am I the only one that finds the idea of someone referring to everything inside of a body but bone as "meaty bits" to be funny? For the life of me I can't remember where I heard that from, but i'm glad I heard it.
Jacque brought one of his hands up to his chin whilst cradling that arm with his other, miming a man in deep thought as he considered what Michelle had to say. There was a moment of silence between the two figures amidst the chaos of the breakout before Jacque shattered it "Coal, any suggestions on how we settle this one?" he inquired as his eyes tilted down to the snake. To the unaware, the serpent seemed to remain completely oblivious to its owner's question, however, she and Jacque were indeed holding a conversation, "The debt will be paid now, the cloaked ones tribulations mean nothing." she hissed into his mind, "Well how do you suggest we go about dealing with this then?", Jacque asked aloud, "You tell them to leave. If they refuse, then you kill the cloaked one.". Jacque's face scrunched up slightly at Coal's suggestion, "Yea, no. We don't go around killin' people just to settle a dispute. I mean we could, but we shouldn't.", "Fine then, break their bones? Leave them with shallow cuts perhaps?", "Well. I guess that could work, but we can't go overboard". Their agreement settled, Jacque looked back up at Michelle and held out a hand, "Y'see, I still don't like the whole abducting people against their will thing. How bout' this, you give us the girl, and I don't break everything that holds yer meaty bits together, sound good?".
Lexzah said
Yea it does, it's gone all over the place and now I'm stuck with a blocked nose and one hell of a cough ><It isn't a paid job so it isn't all that bad ;-;But my boss understands, and I told her I feel bad for skipping so much work.
Blarg, sounds like you might have a sinus infection on top of the cold...
Jacque stopped as per Michelle's request as she leveled her gun at him, though the expression on his face more greatly resembled restrained laughter than it did concern, "Got a nasty little bite, don't they? I modeled em' after the paper wasp, though sadly i've yet to figure out how how to make them actually inject venom. S'a work in progress though." he said as he looked over to the chunk of ice. "Now, I have a good guess as to what you're gonna ask me next, "what do I want?", right? Well, y'see, that person you're about to sling over your shoulders like a sack of potatoes more or less promised me that she'd assist me in a brawl in exchange for freedom, and bein' a man of equivalent exchange, I don't rightly like not having a deal fulfilled. Nor am I a big fan of abduction without a good reason" he explained as he cocked his head to the side, "In fact, both of those things piss me right the fuck off." he explained as his eyes glowed a sickly shade of yellow. As Jacque's demeanor changed, the air around him and Michelle began to feel somewhat cold and damp, "To make a long story short, she owes me for services rendered, and if you try to take her, i'm gonna be lodging my foot in places that you really do not want them to be. So lets be smart and back off, yea?". Despite the threat, Jacque's tone never altered from the mildly chipper, if somewhat crass one he'd used when explaining the wasps, nor did the look of amusement, however the cold wetness in the air said everything that needed to be said of what would happen if Michelle persisted.
Geez, that cold's got one hell of a grip on you Lex. I hope it hasn't been affecting your job too badly.
Scarifar said
Damn, I thought it was the poop train.
Nah, that would make me the conductor XD I much prefer the bike. After all...
So enraptured with destroying the merchant's shop was Jacque that it took him a second to realize that the woman he had thrown the key card to was being attacked. However, when Jacque finally took notice, he took a second to consider his next move, that is, right until he still sensed some of his own energy from the blood he'd smeared on the card by picking it up emanating from the aggressor. "Huh. Must've picked up the card. Bad move." he chuckled as he raised a hand and focused on the blood smears on the card "Gèp san." he hissed under his breath. Beneath the cloak, the blood on the card split off into three pools before rising taking on a solid form akin to a trio of wasps. Said wasps wasted little time in using their first moments of life to bite and sting Michelle viciously from beneath her cloak as Jacque began to advance from behind.
Time to ride the meat bicycle baby~
Lexzah said
yay.Rachel called out to Jacque a few posts back.And now she is being knocked out.
Shall...shall I go full Krieg?
@Spriggs
Quick stops are still a thing? I never see em around where I live
© 2007-2026