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    1. MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio

I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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HylianRose said
@Sezir I'm sorry. I didn't see that. just have your character cough or something to get their attention. Then I'll make a post having Maria acknowledge her. I'm also kind of waiting for Shade to make a post for Mat so that he can react to all of this. Don't want to leave him in the dust considering he's the one being tended to.


whoopsie, I didn't realize you were waiting on me Rose ^^; I figured with Mat out like a light that I wouldn't have to post, rectifying that now.
In Zombie RP 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"You see Val? Life has a funny way of working; One second, everything's all sunshine and rainbows, the next, that sunshine suddenly starts a brush fire from the searing heat, or those rainbows are covered up by clouds that end up pouring down enough rain to cause a flash flood. But that stuff's normal. This? People fucking EATING each other? That shit ain't normal!" A man somewhere around seven miles down the road from the group of survivors shouted to seemingly no one as he tried to hot wire a car. There was a shuffling inside of the bag next to the man, who from hence forth would be known as Dimitri, and a small orange head with beady black eyes poked out with a small hiss. Dimitri sat back with a frustrated sigh, it figured that for all his expertise in vehicle repair, he couldn't manage a task like hot-wiring, more of that funny way of life working Dimitri figured. The man turned to the small head in his duffel back and pointed to the car's dashboard, "Well? You got any suggestions or do you intend to just sit there?", the head of course, didn't respond, instead it merely withdrew back into the confines of the bag, "As always you've proven to be as helpful as ever Valentine..." Dimitri muttered sarcastically. Not that he truly expected help in the first place, last time he checked, snakes weren't exactly renowned for their engineering skills, however the dry attempt at humor did help to cut the tension a bit. Dimitri let out another sigh and slumped a bit, there weren't any zombies nearby, so for now he figured he might as well rest until he came up with something. "Fuck life's way of working.".
In Zombie RP 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
xiledx said
Well, we are already travelling, so already being with the group would be impossible, so just have him meet the group down the road.


Coo' looks like i'll be meeting y'all down the way. Took the moment to add a bio by the way.
In Zombie RP 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
A quick question, should Dimitri already be with the group or should he meet them down the road?
Good lord, so much destruction between the two should they get into it. I imagine that they may end up accidentally frying quite a bit of tech.
To be fair, not everyone has spare time on the weekends what with work and or personal things to do. I'm not really all that surprised that no one's posted yet.
Name; Jacque Grevoix
Age; 21
Gender; Male
Race; Ragnarician (named for their home planet Ragnarok, a desert planet that is rich in metals)
Breif race description; (one, two lines) Born on the harsh desert planet Ragnarok, Jacque's race were originally highly nomadic in nature due to the many predators, relying on a peculiar ability that they had evolved which allowed them to use their planet's magnetic field to find their way, similar to that of earth's birds. As the creatures, or more specifically, the predators of the planet began to evolve to better methods to track and hunt their prey, the electromagnetic ability in the Ragnaricians evolved as well, first, changing so that they could sense the magnetic fields around living things, then, as the threat persisted changing to the point that the Ragnaricians could control the magnetic fields themselves. With this new ability, the Ragnaricians climbed to the top of the food chain, and have long since built multiple cities as they no longer need to run.

History; Jacque was born a year after the opening began, and as with all of the other planets, Jacque's race was in a bid to see who's was the strongest. From the moment he turned, he was trained to be a soldier so that one day he could be drafted into the Ragnarician militia to prove once and for all which race reigned supreme. When the war was ended five years later, Jacque was left with no purpose, after all, being a warrior was all he knew. Jacque ferociously continued training on his own accord, determined to become a fighter like nothing anyone had ever seen. When the Ragnarician council received notification that a new Team Excalibur was being formed, they sent Jacque, proudly proclaiming that he was one of their best.
Personality; Abrasive, Jacque isn't exactly one to follow orders by those he dubs unworthy to lead and will generally act on his own accord with regards to mission parameters, with time he may become more respectful if one proves themselves as his equal or superior.
Powers; Magnokinesis (can control metal and sense magnetic fields around living things)
Appearance; Jacque
Weapon list: He carries an Assualt Rifle and pair of Pistols
Other: He'll only use his powers when absolutely necessary or if he deems an opponent worthy
"Once more unto the breach"
Bumpin' to keep this on the first page for everyone's convenience.
In Zombie RP 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Ello' there United, hope you don't mind if ol' Shade jumps into the fray :D

Name: Dimitri Lockhart
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Appearance: Dimitri - he stands at 6'3" and weighs somewhere around 96.3 kilograms
Personality: He's a rather subdued individual when he's not trying to avoid being eaten alive, though he does tend to complain quite a bit when asked to do multiple tasks and or when dealing with energetic people, Dimitri also tends to be sarcastic and somewhat of a pessimist
Special skills (Optional): If it moves on wheels, he can fix it (assuming he has access to the parts)
Weapons: A crowbar, a monkey wrench, and a Mossberg 590a1 with seven shells
Bio (Optional): Dimitri came from a quiet little neighborhood in Baton Rouge louisiana. His life was relatively simple, his father, an automotive mechanic, sought to teach his son everything he knew so as to continue the family business. Dimitri turned out to be a natural, however his true career goal was more along the lines of running a restaurant. When it came time to move out, Dimitri made use of the skills his father taught him, taking up a job as a mechanic to pay his way through college. When the outbreak started, he and a few coworkers shacked up in the car repair shop until it was eventually over run, since then he's been on his own, save for his pet, Valentine.
Other: He was a mechanic before the outbreak, has a bit of an addiction for big red chewing gum, and carries around a two foot long woma python named Valentine (alternatively called Captain Bitey)
After he'd landed Leather Hide had remembered to release Sparkplug immediately so that she could go after Hellhound, Krait on the other hand he'd taken a bit longer to, something she seemed less than pleased about if her somewhat snippy request for freedom was any indicator. "Sorry." The gator man rumbled as he placed his team mate on her feet. As the others crowded around Hellhound to pin him, Leather Hide gave a mighty roar and lurched forward with surprising speed, his massive legs launching him forward with each step. The others might have been able to pin the villain temporarily, but they couldn't keep it up forever, Jacque was a different story though, as far as he was concerned there wasn't another sentient being alive that could match his power, something that Hellhound was about to learn the hard way.
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