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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Name: Dimitri Lockhart Alias: Decibel Age: 16 Gender: Male Skills: He's extremely adept in mechanical repairs (something he was forced to become due to his enhancements), a relatively decent boxer, and a good cook (Fight styles, languages learnt, etc.) Powers: His palms have built in speakers that can produce sound waves. He is able to freely alter the frequency of the sounds, and can have them range from below 20Hz to an eardrum bursting 150dB, with his maximum sound output resting squarely at 354dB. His body has been augmented to (mostly) withstand the devastating amount of pressure and loudness he can produce, making him pretty durable. (If any) Equipment: A small repair kit that he keeps to patch himself up in the field, contents include: a pair of pliers, a miniature screwdriver with interchangeable heads, a wrench, and a roll of nickels Personality: Dimitri comes off as a pretty laid back and jovial guy who seemingly prefers to live a hedonistic sort of lifestyle, though those that pay close attention are able to note that there's a melancholy air about him. Many would believe this to mean he's lazy or inept, however Decibel is shown to have a remarkably strong work ethic provided he believes there will be a worthwhile reward for his work. History: Dimitri's early life could best be described as unorthodox. He parents both had contracts with the U.S. military, his father working as a designer for new and innovative weapons systems up to but not limited to experimental combat based cybernetic enhancements both lethal and nonlethal, and his mother a designer and engineer for prosthetic limbs and organs for wounded soldiers. The contracts that his parents had meant that Dimitri was well off in terms of money, but rarely actually got to see his parents, which developed several hobbies and a minor deviant streak in the boy. Shoplifting, vandalism, drinking, Dimitri tried his hand at anything that wouldn't land him a felony. He was coming home from a late night party with some friends, when the inebriated driver of the vehicle he was in collided with a speeding semi truck. Just barely clinging to life when paramedics arrived, Dimitri's parents were told that his likely hood of surviving was slim. For the first time since his birth, Dimitri's parents completely stopped their work and devoted all of their time to bringing their son back from the brink of death, taking the briefest of moments to do what their contracts required before ferociously returning to their son's aid. His mother eventually stopped working all together, devoting all of her time to fixing her child, his father however, was more reluctant about losing his investments, and with deadlines breathing down his neck, began to use his son as a guinea pig of sorts for his latest project whenever Dimitri's mother rested. It took well over a year, and cost Dimitri's family nearly every penny they owned, but Dimitri was finally brought back from near death. The reunion was short lived as his mother, now out of her manic mindset and frantic desire to see her son healthy, recognized some of her husband's designs in Dimitri's body and flew into a rage. There was constant fighting between his parents from that point, and with the added stress of being near broke and trying to adjust to his new body, Dimitri opted to leave home. For months he lived alone, hopping from place to place and stealing what he needed to survive, all the while learning how to use the abilities that came with his new body. He was eventually picked up by the H.I.V.E. Appearance: - Decibel Other: His augmentations are water proof, but are weak to magnets and electrical discharges- H.I.V.E. Five
Dimitri listened idly to the others discussing who they were and what their abilities are, only chiming in once one student seemed to address everyone as a whole. "Nope,'fraid i'm at a loss here when it comes to familiarity. Name's Dimitri, Dimitri Lockhart, though the last set of hobos I shacked up with before coming here called me Decibel. You guys are free to call me whichever one you want.". Dimitri would've taken the opportunity to explain how he'd received his nickname, however the booming voice of the co-headmaster stopped him before he could even get the chance. Dimitri's head slumped as Mammoth shot down any hopes of avoiding being in trouble for his lateness, however he still managed a lopsided grin. "Alright, I suppose I brought that one on myself. Guess i'd better get my arm fixed up now before I end up late twice in a row." He said with a hint of mirth. With that, Dimitri spun on his heel and made his way for the exit, already unzipping the small repair kit attached to his belt. Just before he could make it out of the door however, one of the students began shouting for assistance. The cyborg turned his head, then sighed as he saw Jetta's unconscious form, "Goddamn my softness." he muttered as he turned back around and walked towards James and Jetta. "Alright, let's see what we got.", He said as he crouched and lightly tapped Jetta's face, "C'mon, wakey wakey slugger, now's not a good time for a power nap.". When he did not receive a response, Dimitri sighed and held his hand about a foot above Jetta's face and paused to think. "Hrm...just below motor cycle revving loudness should do. Plenty loud, but not enough to deafen her. 'Least so long as I don't do it continuously.", He said to himself as his arm began to vibrate. "Let's try this again, wakey wakey!" He said as a short blast of sound was emitted from the speaker in his palm.
As some of the other students began making their way over the ledge of the final obstacle, Dimitri went to congratulate them on a good run. However, before he got the opportunity to speak, two of them congratulated him first, prompting a somewhat sheepish chuckle from him. "**Thanks for the props, you guys did great yourselves. Almost left me in the dust a few times.**" Dimitri stated with a polite nod to the others. Surveying the remaining runners on the course, Dimitri walked over to the edge of the rock wall, crouched, and extended his functioning hand down to assist whomever was next as a show of good sport.
"**Finally!**" Dimitri barked as he leapt from the final tile onto solid ground once more, having given up the machine persona on the basis that it was too difficult to keep up while focusing on the course. With just on more obstacle and a few students in his path, Dimitri went into a full on sprint for the home stretch. There was a pounding in Dimitri's head as his vision tunneled, he could feel adrenaline pumping through his mechanical heart, his legs moved relentlessly like pistons, pumping back and forth, carrying him past his opponents and to the final obstacle. With a bunching of the legs, Dimitri launched himself up and onto the rock wall, remarkably without causing injury to himself given the sprint that he transitioned out of. His climb was impeded slightly by having one arm out of commission, however Dimitri still had three tireless prosthetics that powered him over the wall, and finally past the finish line. "**WHOO! Alright, high five guys!**" Dimitri gasped with a goofy grin as he stood and raised his hand, only to lower it when he was met with silence. "**I...I was the first across? R-Really? No one's funnin' me? I won!? I won!**", Dimitri cheered raising his fist triumphantly as he reveled in the knowledge that he'd done well.
> The generator spit out Dimitri, coagulations dude XD -machine voice-This was the only logical outcome. I joke, I joke, lol. I'll try to wrap up Dimitri passing the finish line quickly given the infrequent nature of my posts.
>> Okay guys I'm about to put all of your names into a generator that will just randomly select one of you and that person will be the winner. That sound well and good? A game of chance? How fun!
Having just made it past the ledge portion of the obstacle course, Dimitri found himself entertaining the thought that the worst of the course was now behind him. This was a pipe dream, one that was instantly shattered upon entering the pole filled hallway and learning the hard way just what was so important about the poles. Weaving his way through the remainder of the room, Dimitri fought to stifle a stream of curses as his right arm dangled uselessly thanks to a careless run in with one of the poles. Dimitri may have been a nice guy at heart, but even the nicest of people had their limits, and his just so happened to be when he lost the functionality of his limbs. The cyborg skidded to a stop as he noticed the floor change from one solid mass to a series of tiles ahead of him, his blank expression giving way to one of puzzlement for a few moments as he surveyed the area before him. "*O...k...what's this thing's deal?*" Dimitri mused, torn between caution and the desire to move forward before more people overtook him. He glanced around for a bit, then hesitantly stepped onto one of the tiles, only to jump back as the tile head of the one he'd stepped on fell away. This was going to be tricky, there was no telling what sort of pattern these things were going to fall in, meaning he couldn't just bulldoze his way through haplessly. Dimitri slowly stepped onto the tile again, muttering indignantly under his breath as a third tile fell away to his left. He suddenly recalled a game from his childhood, hopscotch was it's name if he remembered it properly. The cyborg took a deep breath, crouched, and jumped for a tile to his left. He found himself landing on a line between tiles, then found himself stifling a yelp of surprise as the tile beneath his heel gave way, leaving him teetering on an edge. Dimitri waved his functioning arm for a few moments as he fought to stay balanced, then in a moment of brilliance he began to rotate his upper body in a semicircular manner, ever so slightly leaning back, then wiping around forward as quick as he could to push most of his mass forward. The move worked, however Dimitri nearly lost his balance again. "**Alright, not like hopscotch! Not like hopscotch!**" He hissed as he righted himself. With three tiles splayed out directly ahead of him, Dimitri found himself having to make a choice. Or rather, he would have had something not occurred to him. Dimitri crouched and banged on the tile ahead and to his left which caused it to fall, he then repeated the process with the right, producing the same result, then lastly, Dimitri banged on the one dead ahead. When the tile did not move, Dimitri smirked and crawled onto the tile before repeating the process with the next three ahead of him. The process would be lengthy, but now that Dimitri knew what the margin for error would be he could afford to take a bit of time to ensure that the route he took was safe.
I'm inclined to agree with Scarlet. The way I see it, either a majority of us will want our own characters to win, or we'll be indecisive because nobody wants to look like 'That Guy' for voting for our characters. Also, you want ideas for the obstacle course, eh Saarebas? As you wish. Though I warn you, my ideas for obstacles are a bit less "live or die" and more "Impede everyone in extremely aggravating ways". In other words, these are what I lovingly refer to as jackass obstacles. -Air cannons with trip wires filled with paint (or any other non-lethal chemical of your choice.) -The surface of one of the platforms is completely made of roller bars. -A few of the turrets are either loaded with shock rounds or nausea inducing chemicals contained in breakable pellets -Platforms that use optical illusions to seem much higher than they really are, thereby inducing vertigo in some students -Bolo launchers placed either before or after some of the jumps -Pistons built into the rock wall that will come out at random to hit people as they climb (you can thank WipeOut for this one)
Dimitri's head snapped forward as he realized that two of his competitors had begun running already. Having anticipated the co-headmaster telling them when to start, the sudden start had caught him off guard. This shock was quickly forgotten however as Dimitri launched forward from his starting position, his arms and legs swinging back and forth with in a rhythmic pattern before jumping down onto a platform below him. Dimitri silently noted the actions of one of the other students as they destroyed a turret and yelled out how he'd given everyone else one last problem. "*Don't lose focus Dimitri, still other turrets to watch for. *", Dimitri mused as he leapt upwards and scrabbled a bit to grab the lip of a platform to pull himself over. The cyborg just barely managed to get over and stand when he felt something punch into his shoulder, "*Speak of the devil*", he hissed mentally as he surged forward again, this time being mindful to try and avoid the hail of turret fire, still donning the blank expression. No doubt there was a nice little dent in his shoulder now,, however such a thing could be repaired without major trouble after the course had ended. Seeing the others ahead of him, Dimitri picked up the pace, moving as fast as he physically could. The cyborg was no speedster, it was evident, however he was still reasonably fast, and the lack of muscles or organic lungs meant that he could keep up his pace as long as there was no risk of damaging his brain. Hearing the sloshing of water up ahead, Dimitri lowered head head and barreled forward, just barely managing to push out with one foot as he felt the other fall into empty space. If his jump was bad, the landing was down right hideous, as his chin struck the next platform with a nasty cracking sound. Still, luck seemed to at least be partially on his side as he was just barely able to scrabble over the ledge, though not without receiving two shots to the back for his trouble. His head now pounding slightly from the face plant, Dimitri grit his teeth and kept moving, slowly but surely closing the gap between Violet and Shane. Where he able to view himself in third person, Dimitri wouldn't be able to avoid noting the uncanny similarity between his movement, and the t-1000 running scene from terminator 2.
Dimitri fought to keep himself steady as with the flip of a switch the seemingly simple obstacle course became something that would seem out of place for anything but a futuristic war movie. "**This might be harder then I thought. Ok, no playing around on this thing.**", He said as he regained his balance and rotated his limbs, relishing in the sound of servos clicking and metal sliding against metal. Dimitri looked at his competition and smirked ever so slightly as he got an idea, then put on a blank face. "**Accessing data....file found. Executing Olympian.exe.**" Dimitri stated, completely dropping any sense of emotion or inflection from his tone as he got into a track runner's stance, "**Estimated chance of primary placing success, Seventy percent. Estimated chance secondary or lower placing success twenty percent. Estimated chance for failure, six percent. Estimated chance for termination, four percent.**" He droned before turning at looking at Mammoth, "**Awaiting permission to engage.**". Of course everything Dimitri had just said save for the statement about not playing on the course was complete hogwash he'd made up on the spot to mess with the other students. At least for now, Dimitri wanted the others to see him as a machine, tireless, cold, and ruthlessly efficient, if only to possibly gain a psychological edge on them.
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