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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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This holds my interest. I've already began to process of making a character, however right now I desperately need sleep. I'll have it completed and up later on today.
@Xartarin They're standing next to eachother, however Jacque's comm is still active. Anyone could listen in if they chose to.
@CuccorulerOk, I understand wanting things to pick up, but you can't seriously expect things to happen exactly when you want them to, can you? Not trying to be rude, but you do realize that people occasionally become preoccupied with things other than online RPs, right? As my post was intended to be a two person deal I require Mist's presence to continue, however he's been gone for a while now. He's probably either asleep or at work or any number of other things that would take priority over a hobby such as this.
With Blink on board with his plan, Jacque coiled his whip in his left hand and gave a small chuckle, "Nice to hear you approve." he stated before running his finger along the edge of his glasses with his free hand. The action caused one of the lenses to come to life with a series of symbols and numbers as he continued to swipe until he reached the setting that he wanted. A small crosshair appeared on the lens, next to it a number appeared that showed the distance in meters between himself and the Giant claw. He loosened himself up one more time, being sure that nothing on him was stiff as he prepared to go airborne. "Alright man, i'm ready. Let's do this.".

Jacque gripped his weapon tightly as he anticipated what was going to come next. His smile disappeared as he focused on the Giant Claw with bated breath. Everyone had done their part, now it was time for him to do his. All that was left now was to avoid screwing up and hope that decapitation would do the trick.
@Cuccoruler If that's what you'd prefer then ok, i'll make my post now.
I'll have a post up after someone else makes a post. I try to operate on a two post minimum between my own post.
@Blackmist16
Jacque snorted somewhat dismissively at what he assumed to be a familial dig by his companion, "I would hope you could, she's been dead for about five years now. But let's save the jokes for later." he shot back with a lopsided grin. The kaiju fighter shook out his limbs in an attempt to loosen himself for what would come next if Devvis agreed. Akiba's blast had done the trick, now it was up to everyone else to do their part while they had the chance, "Now that the feathery fucker's a bit closer to earth, i'm going to need you to throw me at it. Try and aim just below its head so I can get a clean shot at its neck. WIth any luck i'll be able to lop its head off, or at least come close." he explained.

As far as plans went this one was pretty crazy. The margin for error was rather wide, and the amount of variables to take into account where near countless. Even if Blink did managed to cleanly throw Jacque at the Giant Claw, the creature could easily turn and devour Jacque midflight, or simply teleport and allow him to fall to the ground. Speaking of the ground, Jacque had zero clue how he'd be able to land outside of using his weapon to cling to the claw's body if his plan worked. Overall his plan was hardly fool proof, but it was all he had to work with right now.
Dimitri shot Brett a somewhat exasperated look as the power armor was shoved into his hands. He'd undergone the proper training to use the stuff and was more than capable of doing it in a method that could at least be considered efficient, however he was never a big fan of wearing it. Power armor felt clunky and restrictive to Dimitri, two things that, to a nomad, where to be avoided whenever possible. The bounty hunter sighed and pulled off his jacket, pouches, and holster before donning the armor. One this task was complete he awkwardly went about strapping the pouches back onto the armor and snatched up his revolver before tossing the jacket into Brett's trunk "Here's hoping no one tries to carjack you while we're busy, eh?" Dimitri half joked.
Having been so absorbed in calming the shakes from his withdrawal, Dimitri hadn't been paying full attention when Brett began to explain the score. That is, he hadn't been paying full attention until Brett mentioned 50,000 caps. The bounty hunter's ears tuned in, his brain processed every word that had come before and after the numerical digit until he got the full picture. Dimitri sprung up form his sitting position, shakes be damned as he began to pat himself down to ensure he had everything. This excitement would be quickly quashed and replaced by the urge to scream as Brett returned with a somewhat crestfallen expression and a comment on how a Deathclaw had robbed them of their bounty. "ARE YOU FUCKING- HOW DI- WHY WO- FUCK!" Dimitri screeched in vehement rage as he turned and punched the wall. Dimitri hit it five more times as he lamented the loss of the caps before he settled down, though it was more so from the fact that his hang was now throbbing than it was from his rage subsiding.

He stood facing the wall for a few moments more, breathing in an out deeply as he processed Brett's request to focus on acquiring food now. "We don't stop looking until we've acquired some form of alcohol. I think I could use a drink or six to drown out the howling feeling of loss."
Sorry for my lack of attendance, been busy as all hell as of late.
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