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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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"You want us to hijack a ship?" Dimitri asked quizzically as a blue question mark popped up on his visor. The man considered the ramifications of such an action. On the one hand: ship theft was known to be pretty damned illegal, and on the other: it was more than likely to yield some good scrap or even a few gadgets, not to mention knowing how things usually turned out for the crew it was bound to be fun, which tended to outweigh legality when it came to someone like Dimitri. Dimitri weighed the options before shrugging and putting on a dopey grin, "Pretty odd request, even from you Reggie. But hey, it sounds like a riot so i'm in." he chirped before getting out of his chair and stretching, "Lemme just grab my hover board and some supplies. I think I still have that plasma torch lying around here somewhere...". It was no secret that Dimitri kept a vast array of tools and half finished projects lying around the ship, some harmless, others not so much. Regardless of whether or not they could actually injure someone there was always at least one that could be of use during the many escapades of the pizza delivery crew.

It took Dimitri a few minutes of running around the ship to acquire a bag and the tools he figured would be necessary for the job before exiting the ship after Coco. The augmented human glided along after his coworker, his grin still plastered on his face as he whistled to catch Coco's attention, "Hey, remind me to grab some potstickers while we're on board. All i've had to eat for the least three days where those nasty ass pizzas. Also don't kill anyone. Probably should have said that first, but i'm pretty desperate to get hold of some food that isn't italian."
Having been on board the ship as Reggie left to drown his frustrations in various alcoholic beverages, Dimitri had found himself engrossed in tinkering with a small remote like device. The LED lights on his visor gave him the appearance of having his eyes narrowed in concentration as he carefully attempted to solder a few circuits into place. The narrow eyed appearance would quickly be replaced with a single large exclamation mark in the center of the visor as Reggie somewhat dramatically reentered the ship in distress. The shock caused Dimitri to drop his device, causing it to shatter on the floor to his dismay. "Aw damn it, I spent like two hours putting that together..." He muttered before sighing and turning to see what his "captain" was currently fussing about.

Dimitri cringed slightly as he watched Reggie try to give him in the crew puppy dog eyes. It may have been cute to the others, but Dimitri's past experiences with koala bears had jaded him to the point where he could see nothing but a desire for violence and eucalyptus leaves in those big black eyes. Dimitri's visor lit up with a horizontal red "X", and indication that he was not pleased with the sight, "Alright tell us what you want us to do. But before that, please just STOP with that look! Jesus man.".
Appearance:

- He stands at 6'0" and weighs just under one hundred and eighty two pounds

Name: Dimitri Howell

Age: 22

Species: Augmented human (his eyes were replaced by a high tech visor, they're capable of seeing in two different vision types and have led lights that light up and act as eyes so he can convey emotions better)

Personality: A generally laid back and cheery fellow, though he's a bit prone to spacing out and getting sidetracked pretty easily. Dimitri is up for all things fun, though his habit of leaping first and looking later tends to mean that things that are fun for him carry a risk of getting out of hand pretty quickly. He's a serious tech nerd who's passion for all things mechanical can sometimes border on fetishistic. Dimitri is somewhat afraid of Reggie, though this stems from a bad experience he had at a petting zoo involving a koala as a kid.

History: There was once was a famed military general, renowned far and wide as a brilliant tactician and highly skilled warrior. This man...has absolutely nothing to do with Dimitri. Seriously, Dimitri doesn't even know the guy, pay attention to the story at hand damn it. Now Dimitri, Dimitri is a pretty simple guy. He usually spent his days working as a call-in computer repairman, hanging out with friends or tinkering on one kind of gadget or another in his garage. His predicament stems from the latter hobby. See, every now and then Dimitri would sort of space out and end up messing up one thing or another with results that weren't usually disastrous, but on one occasion one of his projects ended up quite literally exploding in his face. The explosion took his eyes and ended up burning down his house, however all in all Dimitri came out of all of this without being too downtrodden.
As most of his inventions were either destroyed beyond recognition or moved out of his home by friends, the insurance company assumed the fire was electrical (technically true) and offered him a pretty substantial bit of money. Rather than using the money to repair his home, Dimitri decided to just rent a relatively nice two bedroom apartment and have one of his more technologically knowledgable friends build him a new set of eyes. One, shall we say, less than legal implantation later, and Dimitri was right as rain and ready to get back to business as usual. You may be wondering how this all leads up to him working at a pizza shop. He received a menu for the place in his mail and decided to do something other than explain to people that they just need to unplug and replug their computer for a change. The pizza tastes like hot ass, but he gets to see some pretty interesting places.

Other: He doesn't wear shirts. Ever. He'll put on a coat if he has to, but best believe that a shirt is never going to be a part of his attire.
Theme song (because I want to): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ATNVqamsc&spfreload=10

Appearance:

- He stands at 6'0" and weighs just under one hundred and eighty two pounds

Name: Dimitri Howell

Age: 22

Species: Augmented human (his eyes were replaced by a high tech visor, they're capable of seeing in two different vision types and have led lights that light up and act as eyes so he can convey emotions better)

Personality: A generally laid back and cheery fellow, though he's a bit prone to spacing out and getting sidetracked pretty easily. Dimitri is up for all things fun, though his habit of leaping first and looking later tends to mean that things that are fun for him carry a risk of getting out of hand pretty quickly. He's a serious tech nerd who's passion for all things mechanical can sometimes border on fetishistic. Dimitri is somewhat afraid of Reggie, though this stems from a bad experience he had at a petting zoo involving a koala as a kid.

History: There was once was a famed military general, renowned far and wide as a brilliant tactician and highly skilled warrior. This man...has absolutely nothing to do with Dimitri. Seriously, Dimitri doesn't even know the guy, pay attention to the story at hand damn it. Now Dimitri, Dimitri is a pretty simple guy. He usually spent his days working as a call-in computer repairman, hanging out with friends or tinkering on one kind of gadget or another in his garage. His predicament stems from the latter hobby. See, every now and then Dimitri would sort of space out and end up messing up one thing or another with results that weren't usually disastrous, but on one occasion one of his projects ended up quite literally exploding in his face. The explosion took his eyes and ended up burning down his house, however all in all Dimitri came out of all of this without being too downtrodden.
As most of his inventions were either destroyed beyond recognition or moved out of his home by friends, the insurance company assumed the fire was electrical (technically true) and offered him a pretty substantial bit of money. Rather than using the money to repair his home, Dimitri decided to just rent a relatively nice two bedroom apartment and have one of his more technologically knowledgable friends build him a new set of eyes. One, shall we say, less than legal implantation later, and Dimitri was right as rain and ready to get back to business as usual. You may be wondering how this all leads up to him working at a pizza shop. He received a menu for the place in his mail and decided to do something other than explain to people that they just need to unplug and replug their computer for a change. The pizza tastes like hot ass, but he gets to see some pretty interesting places.

Other: He doesn't wear shirts. Ever. He'll put on a coat if he has to, but best believe that a shirt is never going to be a part of his attire.
Theme song (because I want to): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ATNVqamsc&spfreload=10
"I want everything to be up and running upon my return ladies and gentlemen. Just because I will not be here for the evening does not mean that you're all free to slack off and do as you see fit. Do try to remember that the bonus to your pay hinges not only on my ability to acquire new technology, but your ability to keep things flowing smoothly!" Mao Raksmei called out as he gripped the railings in front of him. Below him people scurried about every which way on the factory floor, carrying all manner of machine parts to the spaces allotted to them. Mao had come a fair way since his arrival to the United States, and the fruits of his labor where fairly apparent. What had at one point been just him and a handful of workers operating out of an old foreclosed apartment complex had transformed into a fully staffed operation. Sure everything wasn't quite perfect -he and his crew now operated out of a cannery rather than a dilapidated apartment building-, but things were on their way to being there.

After all, the owner of the cannery was more than willing to look the other way provided he earned a cut of the profits, so there was no risk there. A few shipping freights were always happy to make some extra cash, and same could be said of the police officers that patrolled the areas. Those that weren't bought with money were either won over with drugs or a shiny new prosthetic that a loved one desperately needed but couldn't afford, or they were dealt with in other, more unsavory ways. All that was necessary for Mao to do now was to keep his employees happy (or as happy as a counterfeiter could be anyway), ensure that papa Kong received his cut, and keep the flow of new tech going strong. As it stood, it was the last part that proved to be the most difficult. The big corporations were starting to come down hard on anyone that had an augmentation that so much as looked like one of their designs. Then again, Mao had sort of brought that one on himself after mass producing Mitsubishi's nightstalker line of prosthetics along with a few augments from Raven Microcybernetics. He had reasoned that the augments in question where all massively overpriced, the 6990eb line in particular, and that people would leap at the chance to get one cheaper.

Mao was pulled from his thoughts by a downward tug on his left jacket sleeve. The fixer blinked and looked down and into the face of a little asian girl, one of the children of the immigrant workers whom couldn't afford a baby sitter. Mao didn't particularly mind so long as they didn't interfere with work, in fact, they even boosted the moral of one of the workers, so rather than becoming annoyed Mao leaned over and smiled softly at the child, "How may I help you sweetheart?". The girl gave a small, somewhat unsure smile before she asked in broken english whether or not there was something for her and the other children to do to help. Mao often gave tasks to some of the older children with the promise of a few dollars, so it wasn't too much of a surprise to be asked this. "Well aren't you sweet wanting to help out? As a matter of fact there is something you can do. There are some pencils, markers, and papers in the break room. Have your mommy or daddy show you were so you can make a picture for me to put up where everyone can see when I get back. If you do really good then i'll have a little ice cream party for you and the other kids.". The girl's face split into a wide grin, she may not have completely understood everything said, but "pictures" and "ice cream" where pretty easily picked up. As the girl raced off to get her parents, Mao stood and straightened his charcoal grey suit before checking his watch, 'Looks to be getting close to the start of the expo. Time to go.' he mused before leaving the railing and descending a nearby flight of stairs. Mao didn't have to worry about anything going missing or things falling into chaos. He could leave everything in the hands of his unofficial second-in-command, Ponlok, a stocky and somewhat stalwart looking older man of few words whom had been among the first in Mao's employ.

Mao exited the cannery and began his trek towards the parking lot. Even when out of view of others he maintained the confident stride and somewhat graceful gait of a man of much higher status and upbringing than himself. The sun reflected brightly off of his Legacy Machine N°2 watch as he ran a hand though his braided hair. Mao smirked to himself as he pulled his keys from the internal pocket of his blazer and pressed the unlock button, his smirk widening as he saw the lights on his nissan 3Q flash in response. Even in the grim world of today luxuries could be found, and this vehicle was definitely one of them. One part of a trade for some high end augment forgeries, the truck was, to him, a perfect blend of attractive and efficient; being as at home at a high end car show as it was on an off road trail. Mao slipped into his vehicle and started it up, reveling in the sound of the engine roaring to life. The expo would be held approximately an hour and a half from the cannery if he took the quickest route, traffic not withstanding. Mao gripped the steering wheel with one hand and punched the directions to the NIGHT CITY TeXPO, and with that, he was off. Disappearing from the parking lot and down the road in a cloud of dust and kicked up gravel.
Handle(s):

  • Black Blood - Earned this moniker thanks to his pet, which he carries around with him whenever possible*
  • Mao Raksmei - Took the place of his original name. Will alternate between the two depending on who he's interacting with
  • The Mechanic - His go to business alias

Name: Jacque Lucius Howell
Occupation: Fixer

Age: 25: May 6, 1994

Birthplace: Cape Town, South Africa

Ethnicity: Half black, half white

Nationality: Afrikaner

Style:
Clothes –

  • Three piece suits- colors are strictly, black, white, neutral or any combination of the three, solid or stripped ties, black or brown dress shoes, expensive watches or bracelets
  • Casual clothing- Jeans or cargo pants: strictly black, grey, or dark blue, t-shirts, long sleeve shirts, and tanks tops all vary in color and design, as do hoodies and jackets

Hairstyle – Slightly past shoulder length and braided, kept in a pony tail with one or two strands left free. May occasionally sport hair beads.
Affections –
and a healed over stab wound on his stomach from a deal that went sour, his nose is slightly crooked from taking a 2x4 to the face during another sour deal.

Family Background: He has absolutely zero clue where his biological family is now, or what they're doing. His adopted family is doing rather well off: His "father" is a king pin of sorts in Cambodia, dealing in just about everything you can imagine: smuggling, extortion, counterfeiting, bribery, you name it. His reach is vast in asia, stretching as far north as Nanchang, and as far south as Borneo. Even the Second Corp war has done little to dampen his operations. He's set his sights on the americas, however has only recently begun setting up shop there. Jacque's adoptive mother is aware of all of this, however she chooses to turn a blind eye to this provided her quality of life is not affected.
Motivations:
Traits – Manipulative, pragmatic, and extremely adaptable, usually focuses on long term gains rather than short term. Still retains some form of morality as he views assault, hostage taking, or murder as occasional and regrettable necessary evils. Extremely good at hiding his true feelings beneath an air of grace, though this facade can slip if continually pressured or allowed to indulge in his vices for too long.
Valued Person – No one.
Value Most – Power: to him there's absolutely nothing more important than securing your position at the top of the pedestal.
Feelings Toward People – Every person has their use, no matter how small. Jacque wouldn't go so far as to say that people are pawns; he even has a tenuous grasp on the idea that there is value to life and as such will attempt to avoid killing or severely harming someone unless it becomes what he views as a necessity.
Valued Possession – A four foot long, seven year old sumatran short tailed python (**known better as "Black Blood Pythons" for their dark coloration in comparison to other blood pythons) named Coal.



Weapons:

  • Vector .45 SMG
  • Sig Sauer p226
  • Remington fast series folding knife


Skills:

  • Cyber Tech: The guy knows his cybernetics, give him a quiet room, a piece of tech, and make sure he remembers to eat and drink and he'll learn that tech inside and out in a matter of days to a few weeks.
  • Martial Art: Practiced pradal serey from his teenage years well into his early twenties.
  • Awareness/notice: Nothing in his territory goes unnoticed for very long.
  • Social: Very skilled in preforming with appropriate social etiquette, a charmer, though he can come off as a bit of a sycophant at times.
  • Streetdeal: A damn good haggler, can get supplies cheaper than others.
  • Forgery: Can make a counterfeit that's extremely difficult to tell from the real thing provided he knows what he's working with.
  • Submachine gun: His weapon of choice. Knows how to use one effectively, he's no Rambo, but he does what he can.
  • Know language: A polyglot, capable of speaking Khmer, Malay, French, and English. Very rough understanding of chinese.
  • Persuasion/fast talker: A silver tongued devil, can lie, charm, or bribe his way into or out of anything within reason.
  • Personal Grooming: He does his best to always look presentable.

Augmentations: None
A yelp forced its way out of Jacque's mouth as he landed on the ground with a somewhat shaky roll. His rolling had saved him from dying from the fall, however it had done little to keep the kaiju fighter from having his right shoulder pulled from its socket. Jacque hissed in pain as he slowly stood to his feet, though the pain was quickly forgotten when a certain giant ape rushed in and snatched something that had come from the corpse of the Giant Claw.

Jacque stood dumb founded as King Kong disappeared in a flash of light, his voice only having been found once his brain fully pieced together what had just happened. "The hell was THAT?" He barked as he began to stomp over towards his teammates, "I'm not tripping am I? This ain't just me being delirious from pain, right? King goddamn Kong just swooped in out of nowhere, right?". There was more anger in Jacque's voice than there was curiosity, as if he were venting just to vent rather than actually trying to have a question answered.
@Cuccoruler Hadn't really considered giving it any real special abilities beyond the bony tip being able to extend and cut through dense objects with a lot more ease than expected of a weapon such as a whip, that's why I had Jacque get in close to use it.
Jacque held his breath as he felt Davvis grasp him and lift him from his feet. As Davvis began to spin him to add a bit of momentum to his throw, Jacque suddenly wondered whether or not this was a particularly smart idea. Perhaps it was his sense of self preservation kicking in, or maybe it was doubt that he'd actually hit the target. Either way the choice to go back was swiftly torn from Jacque's hands as Davvis sent him airborne with a mighty toss. Jacque suppressed an urge to yelp as the primal part of his brain kicked in and began to freak out at the lack of solid ground beneath his feet. The kaiju fighter fought to suppress this as he realized that he was very rapidly reaching his target, and instead unfurled his whip slightly.

"Nineteen meters...fifteen...ten..." He counted down as he unfurled his whip and twisted his torso slightly. "NOW", His brain flashed like a neon light as he swung his whip at the Giant Claw, aiming for the creature's throat. Jacque closed his eyes as he felt the whip come into contact with flesh, then felt nothing but the rush of air as he passed by and began to plummet back towards the ground.
Alright, i'll make my post then.
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