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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio

I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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"Welcome to a world where the air I breathe is mine nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, be anyone, do anything I'd ever want to try, time doesn't exist here, I will never die~", Matthew sung whilst approaching the stairs to the orphanage. Until a few days ago, Matthew assumed that americans had pretty piss poor taste in music, CellDweller had tossed that assumption right out of the window. The boy continued to hum the song as he blinked over the stairs and just behind a young man talking with what Mat assumed to be a housekeeper. Matthew was excited despite his parents putting him out, he was bound to move out at some point any way. All they'd done is give him a head start.
Craaaap, meant to say new zealand ACCENT. Curse my lack of paying attention XD
Bah! Took me forever to thing of a first post to make, doing one now. Also, from hence forth, Matthew shall have a New Zealand accent. Because New Zealand is awesome.
"This outta be interesting to see.", Jacque opened his eyes and watched the others quizzically as their impromptu game of truth or dare began. Jacque may not have been the most outgoing person, but even he had to admit that a bunch of super powered beings playing a game like this was an amusing sight for anyone. It seemed however that Nic was lost when it came to the game, oh well, he seemed to be a smart enough guy, with luck he'd be able to pick it up quickly enough.
Howdy ho folks. Bumping this so that those that aren't subscribed to the rp can find it easier.
Jacque huffed and shifted a bit to get his shoulder off of the interior of the car, "I guess I can wait until we have a bit more room. Just tell the driver to find a road with minimal bumps and pot holes.". The oracle's message didn't help lift Jacque's mood in the slightest, a transfer would likely mean having to spend the next hour and a half setting up his room in a way that he'd like. Jacque slouched a bit in his seat and closed his eyes, opting to focus on what he room layout would be rather than talking to the others.
Jacque sucked in a sharp breath as two more of the team joined him in the vehicle. As the limo had moved a bit with the added weight Jacque had the misfortune of bumping his dislocated shoulder against the interior. Jacque stifled a string of profanity through clenched teeth and looked down at the injured limb, 'Oh yea this shit needs to stop. Like, now.'. Jacque let out yet another heavy sigh, at this point losing count of how many times he'd preformed the action within the last 24 hours, "So...if i'm going to be trapped in this thing with you people for god knows how long, would one of you be so kind as to fix my shoulder? I figure at least one of you knows how to do it." .
Jacque had to admit he was rather surprised and pleased by the lack of attention the paparazzi gave him when he walked up to the limousine. Though, he supposed it made sense given that he'd reverted back into his human state. To them, he was probably just some random guy lacking a shirt and shoes, no one would've guessed upon first meeting him that he was actually Leather hide. As he climbed into the limousine however, a few of the paparazzi began questioning who he was, after all, the limousine was meant for members of Delta squad. Jacque ignored the questions and crammed himself into a far corner of the vehicle, his face once more scrunching into a mask of displeasure as he had to hunch over just to avoid hitting his head, "Oh joy, a tiny vehicle that screams look at me. Its like these guys listen to my requests and go, 'Hey, lets do the complete OPPOSITE of what Jacque asks!' Fuckers..." he grumbled, shooting a dirty glare to the people and flashing cameras outside of the limo. Needless to say, Jacque was not a happy man.
"Yea, a lady. You're oozing with femininity, y'just don't know it yet." Reggie said sarcastically as he began climbing through the window himself. He stopped about halfway in and turned back to Casyn with a smile, "Good luck kid." he called out before hopping inside. True to his word, his nieghbor had been insane when it came to weapons; along the walls there were glass cases, each holding a weapon from different eras and cultures. There were spears, axes,war hammers, swords, maces, morning stars, bows -both traditional and cross-, and daggers of various shapes and sizes, each weapon gleamed brightly underneath the light. Reggie smirked at Susanne, "If you wanna grab something from here I understand, but Mr.Oliver keeps the really neat stuff in his 'game' room.".
Name: Matthew Lockhart

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Abilities: Above human levels of intelligence, short range teleportation (he's capable of doing it in rapid succession about five times, though he needs to be focused. He calls this ability 'blinking')

Personality: Matthew tends to be a kind, if not mildly eccentric individual upon first meeting, he's a bit flighty around other people and will often do whatever seems interesting at the time. There is however a darker side to Matthew, when angered he can become a highly manipulative and cruel individual that may quite literally make one's life a living hell without having to lift a finger.

Appearance: Matthew

History: Mattew's parents originally wanted to keep him regardless of him being a 'freak', despite their decisions, his siblings were a lot less fond of having a freak living under the same roof as them, and would often torment Mat or get him into trouble whenever the opportunity presents itself. Eventually Mat snapped, and putting his superior intellect to use, managed to turn the siblings on each other, causing them to fight so frequently and viciously that one was placed in the E.R.. When his parents learned of what he'd done, they sent him to the orphanage, partially out of anger, and partially because they began to fear what he might do if angered again.
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