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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Dimitri's brows shot up at as his brain took a moment to process what he'd just witnessed. "Huh. Not the first place i'd chose to store food, but to each his own I guess. Dude's gonna get sick if he just leaves food in his pants unwrapped like that before he eats it." He mused aloud to no one in particular.
@Doc Doctor
>milky way
Henry confirmed for god tier taste.
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EDIT: Holy hell RPGuild can actually greentext now. I didn't even go to the color menu to get the text arrow green.
"Wait, i'll no longer wha-" Dimitri started to turn his head and respond to the person that seemed to be directing their comment towards him only to be cut off mid-setence by a persistent tugging on his arm. His left brow raised a bit as he was dragged by the girl who had his arm locked in her grip. Dimitri considered resisting, however his curiosity was piqued. Well, that, and the girl was pretty goddamn strong for her appearance. After he and Sera came to a stop in front of another girl, Dimitri took a moment to brush one of his dreads behind his right ear before he opened his mouth to speak "Uh...hi?".
"-Yes I know you don't like being in the hood all day, but I can't rightly have you out and about, that'd cause trouble with the teachers. Look, behave yourself and i'll see if I can get hold of a ripened banana when we go to lunch. I'll even buy you a mango or two on the way home.". Where anyone actually to take note of him, some would consider Dimitri to be a boy of rather peculiar mind. He was standing by wall a bit away from many of the others, an action that wasn't odd in an on itself. However, the same could not be said of talking to oneself, which is what Dimitri seemed to be doing at first glance. A few other teens casted sideways glances at Dimitri as he continued to rabble on an on with what they assumed to either be thin air or voices in his head, however, were one of them actually willing to get close they would likely hear a faint sound, somewhere between a croak and a squeak, emanating from the hood of his jacket. Dimitri craned his neck to try and get a peek at the creature inside and smiled softly, "Some tomato worms? Eh, sure. It's the first day so we'll splurge a little at the pet store on the way home, but you've gotta promise to behave. That means no biting people.". The hood vibrated a bit, then lay still before a soft 'tek' noise came from within, "'Atta girl Minty.".
@Im a huge mess Alright, i'll get a post up now. Was trying to wait for someone else besides you two to pop in.
From his seated position Mateiu had begun to doze off, not even bothering to pay attention to whether or not his name was about to be called in the near future. A thin line of drool ran down the corner of his mouth and continued it's descent onto the palm and arm he used to prop his head up. It seemed as though that this would have likely gone on for quite a bit had the sudden slickness not caused Mateiu's hand to slip away from his face. The student awoke with a sharp yelp and flailed a bit as he started to fall forward, believing himself to be in danger of a rather unpleasant meet and greet between his face and the floor. He lurched forward a bit and balanced on the balls of his feet before placed his palms on the ground to steady himself. A few students whom had witnessed his near face plant snickered amongst themselves.

Mateiu felt a brief wave of embarrassment wash over him, tinging his cheeks a faint shade of pink as he glared at one of the others, "Yeah, laugh it up. Let's see if all of you are still giggling when I decide to shove you into your lockers!" He barked indignantly. The threat was empty, one half of the reason being that he wasn't willing to expend the energy required to track down everyone who had laughed, and the other being that he honestly didn't even know if the school had lockers to shove people into. The threat worked all the same, as some of the students dispersed and gave Mateiu a wide berth. He snorted and wiped the saliva off of his face with the sleeve of his uniform before tuning in to his surroundings. People were still milling about while they waited to be called. A few students had taking to talking amongst themselves, and two in particular seemed to be having a somewhat heated debate. Mateiu propped his chin up on one hand and braced the other on his thigh as he began to observe Loki and Nort, hoping to get some sort of entertainment out of his first day of school.
"It is way too early for this madness. I wanna go home damn it." Grumbled one particular student as he milled about in the student hall alongside others of his age group. This student went by the name of Mateiu Lockhart, better known by his peers as 'Titan', a nickname which proved itself to be quite appropriate, especially now as he towered head and shoulder over most of the students and faculty members. As it stood, Mateiu was not exactly the happiest of campers: Despite his parents waking him up at some ungodly hour to get him prepped and ready for his first day at Magicana he had still managed to end up arriving late thanks to the antics of his siblings as well as a downright unfortunate amount of traffic. He'd almost been turned away, and it was only because he'd managed to convince one of the faculty members to call his mother that he'd been allowed into the hall with the others.

Despite being tired as all hell Mateiu still found himself stifling a chuckle as he recalled the poor man's face as his mother had nagged him over the phone. The massive student tugged at the straps of his goggles in an attempt to get a bit of trapped hair out of his already bloodshot eyes before he decided he was tired of standing. Given Mateiu's rather direct method, he didn't bother looking for an open seat, nor did he attempt to coerce one of his fellow students into relinquishing theirs, rather, he simply dropped his duffle back to the ground with a heavy thud and used it as an impromptu chair. A few students around him made complaints about the abrupt action, as he'd bumped into more than a few of them in the process of sitting, however Mateiu payed them little mind, simply grunting and shooing a few of them away with a lazy gesture before propping his face up on on hand and waiting for his name to be called. Most students might have been concerned about making a good first impression on the teachers or making friends, but Mateiu? He was simply too sleepy to give a damn.
"I'm telling you man, you don't want any of this. The amount of good times you will not have is IMMENSE."

Name: Mateiu "Titan" Lockhart
Age: 17
How your char looks: - He's a pretty big guy: At his average size he stands at approximately 6'5" and weighs 220 pounds. With his particular type of magic he can increase his size to 30' and 6 tons, or decrease it to about 8" and quarter of a pound.
History: Mateiu comes from a long line of magic users each with their own particular specialty. His upbringing was relatively normal as far as magic users go, though with three other brothers and various cousins all of which were magically incline, the term "rough and tumble" could take on a new meaning very quickly. Mateiu and his siblings were all taught the bare basics of magic prior to them actually manifesting their particular magical specialty, mostly to give them a good understanding of magic as a whole, but also to ensure that whatever magic each child came to possess didn't end up destroying the house when they decided to experiment. Each child eventually came into their own, and based on whatever magic they ended up with, were either homeschooled or enrolled the proper school when they were of age. Matieu ended up in the latter category, as his magic is a bit more physical in nature than those of his siblings.

What your dream is: "I want to open a restaurant. Yes i'm serious."

Personality: Mateiu can be a bit of a rough customer. He's prone to being abrasive and blunt in his words and mannerisms, usually choosing to solve a problem in the simplest means available and stubbornly refusing to explore other options until he's failed to achieve the desired results. Assuming one can manage to put up with this, Mateiu is a steadfast friend who will do more or less anything asked of him, though not without a fair deal of complaining if the task is undesirable. He's also prone to displaying his affection through tough love, meaning that there will be plenty of shoulder slugs and teasing to be found. The guy absolutely loves to cook, though he guards this secret ferociously, paradoxically, he will often gift his friends with homemade meals and treats while claiming he picked them up from one place or another.
What kind of magic your char has: Growth magic- Matieu is capable of altering the size of anything he touches at will. The physical attributes of any object touched will also be altered to match the change in size, which removes the danger of the object being destroyed simply by being changed. This transformation is temporary, with the recovery time between each usage of the ability being double the duration of the time it was used. As it stands Mateiu is able to use his ability for about ten minutes at a time.
Still looking for one more person? I wouldn't mind throwing my hat into the ring if thats fine with you.

"I'm telling you man, you don't want any of this. The amount of good times you will not have is IMMENSE."

Name: Mateiu "Titan" Lockhart
Age: 17
How your char looks: - He's a pretty big guy: At his average size he stands at approximately 6'5" and weighs 220 pounds. With his particular type of magic he can increase his size to 30' and 6 tons, or decrease it to about 8" and quarter of a pound.
History: Mateiu comes from a long line of magic users each with their own particular specialty. His upbringing was relatively normal as far as magic users go, though with three other brothers and various cousins all of which were magically incline, the term "rough and tumble" could take on a new meaning very quickly. Mateiu and his siblings were all taught the bare basics of magic prior to them actually manifesting their particular magical specialty, mostly to give them a good understanding of magic as a whole, but also to ensure that whatever magic each child came to possess didn't end up destroying the house when they decided to experiment. Each child eventually came into their own, and based on whatever magic they ended up with, were either homeschooled or enrolled the proper school when they were of age. Matieu ended up in the latter category, as his magic is a bit more physical in nature than those of his siblings.

What your dream is: "I want to open a restaurant. Yes i'm serious."

Personality: Mateiu can be a bit of a rough customer. He's prone to being abrasive and blunt in his words and mannerisms, usually choosing to solve a problem in the simplest means available and stubbornly refusing to explore other options until he's failed to achieve the desired results. Assuming one can manage to put up with this, Mateiu is a steadfast friend who will do more or less anything asked of him, though not without a fair deal of complaining if the task is undesirable. He's also prone to displaying his affection through tough love, meaning that there will be plenty of shoulder slugs and teasing to be found. The guy absolutely loves to cook, though he guards this secret ferociously, paradoxically, he will often gift his friends with homemade meals and treats while claiming he picked them up from one place or another.
What kind of magic your char has: Growth magic- Matieu is capable of altering the size of anything he touches at will. The physical attributes of any object touched will also be altered to match the change in size, which removes the danger of the object being destroyed simply by being changed. This transformation is temporary, with the recovery time between each usage of the ability being double the duration of the time it was used. As it stands Mateiu is able to use his ability for about ten minutes at a time.
Name: Dimitri Holmes
Age: 16
Appearance: Dimitri stands at approximately 5'8" and weighs somewhere around one hundred and sixty two pounds. Physique wise, Dimitri is just slightly above average in terms of musculature which stems from the fact that he took up wrestling up until the second semester of his freshman year. He is of biracial descent (african american and caucasian to be specific), with light brown skin, a round face, a few darker brown freckles set over a somewhat flat nose, and dark grey eyes. Dimitri sports shoulder length black dreadlocks that are almost always kept tied back with rubber bands, ribbons, or whatever else he can use in a pinch, and as far as facial hair goes, he lacks any sort of lip hair, but sports the beginnings of a goatee. Common clothing consists of hoodies, t-shirts, cargo pants, and boots or sneakers of varying colors.

Bio: A kid brought up in a normal manner in a normal suburban household, two parents with nice enough jobs, a little brother and sister who drive him up the walls, you know, the usual shit. At some point Dimitri's family noticed something was a bit off with Dimitri. He'd spend hours of his free time hanging around in parks and other wooded areas instead of going out with friends, and he would always come back with some sort of scaly creature or another claiming that it needed food or warmth. His father thought that his son's odd habits could be curbed by taking him out to get a pet, figuring maybe he'd go for a dog or something equally common. Dimitri chose a tokay gecko. Good news is; Dimitri started spending more time with people and less time in the woods, bad news is; Dimitri was caught multiple times having "one sided" conversations with his pet. Psychiatric evaluation was considered, but Dimitri's lack thereof of signs indicating mental issues made the decision difficult. An alternative would be found in Iziel High school where he now attends classes.

Personality: A mellow, if not lazy individual with an odd quirk or two. He's decent enough student if the subject at hand can keep his interest, however his laziness has been known to jeopardize his grades and leave him scrambling to make up the work before it's too late. He loves reptiles, and has made a habit of carrying around his gecko, Minty, around his classes by having her ride around in his hood all day. Nothing seems to bother Dimitri. At all. Ever. It can actually be a bit unnerving at times just how okay with everything this kid seems.

Ability: Capable of conversing with reptiles, and not just him speaking *at* them or ordering them around either: Dimitri could have a full blown conversation with an alligator provided that it didn't go and bite his legs off first. He can sort of do it with birds and amphibians too, but he claims that trying to talk to them is like trying to have a conversation with someone who only speaks pig latin.
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