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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio

I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Oh my, Marcus being so uncomfortable certainly is a delicious sight~ Anywho, guess who's finally worked out an idea for a CS!?

Name: Jacque Baila
Age: 120
Power(If any. Not required but advised): Advanced hydromancy & acute spiritual awareness
Appearance: Right here folks
Skills/abilities: Capable of traversing vast bodies of water in merely a few days time, a plethora of knowledge in both armed and unarmed combat, inhuman resilience to damage
Race: Water Elemental
Bio(Optional but you need either this or Personality): Blarg, to lazy to do this. I'll give bits and pieces of info from his past throughout the rp.
Personality(Optionsl but you need either this or Bio.): Jacque is best described as abrasive. He can be haughty, arrogant, and crude upon initial introductions, and won't think twice against lashing out for minor transgressions, though as time goes on he does become a tad more amiable.
Equipment(If any): A short sword that he affectionately refers to as manō kaika

Wait, you're leaving soon stryder? Aw dude...fuck...
The shade man cometh back. Sorry folks, I am an easily distractible man, so my posts tend to be somewhat sporadic. XD
Mateiu watched as the others went about their activities and let out a small huff of boredom, "So...." he began before hanging himself from the tree branch by his legs, "anyone got anything interesting hunting stories? Or any stories really, i'm getting kind of bored just sitting up here.". Mateiu swung back and forth lightly as he looked down at the others, eagerly anticipating a story that would regale the group.
Mateiu shook his head and sighed when Katrice's dog continued eating Charlottes butterflies, completely oblivious to Charlottes rising anger, "Really not a smart move my furry friend..." he said as the group began to set up what would be their camp for the night. Mateiu wandered over to a tree and crouched, then leapt upward, quickly clinging onto a low hanging branch and scaling the tree as quickly with the sort of speed and agility of most monkeys, snagging a few of the fruits that grew on the branches along the way seeing as he'd brought no rations of his own. The hunter stopped about thirty feet up when he found a thick branch that would easily support his weight. Sitting down on the branch with his back against the tree's trunk, Mateiu looked down at the others and whistled before tossing down a few of the fruits he'd picked. A small gesture of kindness to break the tension, not to mention it would help save a few of the group's rations.
Hey i'm cool with that. However i'm going to be gone for a few hours, three or four at the most. You guys mind just dragging Mateiu along?
Yo', just putting this back on the first page. I'm sure everyone's subscribed to this rp, however I hope no one went and forgot about it.
Mateiu let out an exasperated sigh as he dodged and weaved around the troll's clumsy attempts to strike him with its axe. "Good lord, at this point I wish it WAS ogres we were fighting..." he said before ducking under the last swing and placing his blade against the troll's stomach. Mateiu pressed the blade down, then tugged viciously to the side, disemboweling the troll before it even knew what had occurred. This was hardly a satisfying hunt to Mateiu, these trolls were untrained, clumsy, and woefully stupid, seeming to prefer attacking blindly rather than taking a moment to think before attacking. Mateiu watched the troll's desperate attempts to put its organs back, then shook his head and walked away from it to find another troll, "You're already dead my friend. You just don't know it yet." he called back to the beast.
Mateiu had to admit that he was pleasantly surprised, the group had only made it less than a mile from the village before they ran across the trolls that they were looking for, "Oh this is going to be FUN." he said with glee as he drew his sword, stopping for a moment to admire its beauty before engaging his foes. Mateiu rushed the nearest troll, moving like a blur as he he slid in between its legs and hooked the bladed side of his sword into its shin. As the troll went to step forward, Mateiu pulled back, the two forced moving against each other allowed the blade to cleave through flesh and bone alike, sending the troll sprawling to the ground with a pain filled shriek. Mateiu smirked and leapt onto its back, "Come now, no need to make such a fuss. I'll end it quickly." he said before tugging the troll's head up by its hair and slitting its throat with his sword. The hunter let go of the clutch of hair as the troll gurgled its blood. Mateiu was already engaging the next troll by the time his first victim had died from either blood loss or drowning.
Jacque stared at Johnathan hoping for al the world that he wasn't implying what Jacque thought he was implying. When Johnathan's expression failed to change, Jacque audibly swallowed and let out a small, shaky sigh, "Fine...I guess I have no choice." he said hesitantly. Jacque would never admit it, but he was frightened by what he was about to do, after all the ability to control blood was present in all water elementals, but it was used primarily by those of a malicious nature, as opposed to a benevolent spirit, or in Jacque's case, a neutral one. Jacque closed his eyes and concentrated, taking a few moments to connect with the blood flowing through the veins of the injured soldier and Zelos and doing his best to ignore the vile feeling that squirmed amongst his insides. Jacque willed the blood to stop, however he knew that they needed more blood, "Come to me..." Jacque whispered seemingly to no one as he made another connection. The spilled blood on the battle field began to undulate and pool together, any blood type that was not O or O negative was instantly rejected from the forming pool, Jacque needed the universal donators for these soldiers, there was no risk of rejection from the body that way. The elemental's eyes snapped open, flashing a brilliant shade of crimson, "COME TO ME." he snarled viciously before being hit by a wave of nausea. The pool of blood began to stream into the cave like a miniature stream, rolling over and around rocks and detriment, yet somehow never picking up any of the debris. Jacque wretched as the blood pooled around him and began to seep into Zelos and the soldier, "Hurts..." he coughed, halting the blood flow before it could finish its work. Jacque clutched his abdomen and wretched again.
Hey, not that i'm complaining at all, but at what point did the hunters leave the village? No one ever made a post stating that they did, so I was a tad confused when an axe was thrown at Charlotte.
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