MonsieurShade
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STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
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Jacque surged forward as he felt the blades come into contact with the water, stopping a few yards ahead of Spartan. The Elemental was a bit surprised by the man activating his jets so suddenly, that coupled with dulled reflexes due to a lack of energy had only served to make things worse. Jacque mentally lambasted himself for expecting to be able to fight as though he were at his peak after days of nonstop travel, but turned to face his opponent with a smile, "So despite that clunky armor you're faster than you look.". Jacque titled his chin upwards slightly, the water that he'd dispelled earlier sprang to life and divided into two large orbs, one of which immediately enveloped Spartan and held him in place above the ground. The other orb broke into three smaller ones, two of which Jacque flung at Rachel, "Don't think i've forgotten about you. I'll make it quick." he said, keeping the third one floating around him like a miniature moon.
Jacque: I'm tempted to laugh. But I don't want to be naked. Or a girl.
Psh, as if I wouldn't do it to you for shits n' giggles anyway. *experimentally moving around new hand* I wonder if this'll effect my piano playing abilities...
Psh, as if I wouldn't do it to you for shits n' giggles anyway. *experimentally moving around new hand* I wonder if this'll effect my piano playing abilities...
Jacque marveled at the wisps of steam in the air, steam that at one point had been a large portion of his weapon. The elemental grinned and clapped his hands, "Bravo. You learn quickly for a whelp." he said before dispelling the water around him and dropping to the ground. Jacque stood with one hand on his hip and chuckled, "I must say, this is the most fun i've had in decades. However I'm afraid that if you're going to keep blasting away at my water like that, then i'll have to take this a bit more serious. Manō.". The humanoid morphed around the log as it barreled towards it, then momentarily looked at the new comer with its head cocked to the side. At Jacque's beckoning, the humanoid surged forward and around Rachel and the new comer as though they didn't even exist. Jacque extended his hand and caught the blade and twirled it, resulting in the water that had once been the humanoid enveloping him like a suit of armor. "Ready yourself..." The elemental said, trailing off as he slid across the battle field and behind Spartan in a blur of motion and placed the tip of his sword at the nape of Spartan's neck, "Round two starts now.".
Jacque weaved around Spartan with little effort, chuckling as he did so. Spartan may have been fast, but when in his element, nothing could hope to keep pace with Jacque, "Not your best idea." he crooned as he opened up the area around Spartan and allowed him to fall out. Jacque followed up by swimming around in the water to gain momentum, then launching himself out to kick Spartan in the back before returning to the water. The water surrounding Manō rippled and pooled together, then took the form of a large humanoid with the blade sticking from its back like a fin. The humanoid yanked up a nearby log and threw it at Rachel as though it were chucking a baseball.
As the electricity surged towards Jacque, the shark that had previously struck the ground circled back and blocked the attack at the cost of the water. Jacque meanwhile shifted to the side and opened up a hole to allow the orb to pass harmlessly through to the ground. "Mano. Stop fooling around." Jacque growled to the sword as he sent more water out to grant the blade its shark form again. This time however the blade itself stuck out at the bottom of the shark's tail fin and slightly into dirt to act as a lightning rod. Both Jacque and Mano surged forward at their respective opponents, Mano with an open mouth and various jagged stones in place of teeth, and Jacque with another set of tendrils.
Warnings are for humans! *folds arms and pouts like a child*
Jacque: I agree with Rachel.
Jacque: I agree with Rachel.
Jacque's smirk turned into a full on grin as Spartan reduced the tendrils to nothing more than vapor and gave his warning. Jacque laughed again and brought the remaining debris to the center of the whirlpool, churned it until the debris had been almost completely broken down, then withdrew a very small ring from his pocket. "Lets see how you fair with this." He said with a chuckle as he flicked the ring out of the water, then forced both the water and debris through the ring as fast as he could physically manage. The result was something akin to water being blasted from an abrasive water jet. A rattling from the small sword at his side alerted Jacque to Rachel's presence, "So you want to test them too?" Jacque mused as he pulled the sword free, "Very well Mano. Eat.". The sword ripped itself free from Jacque's hand and launched towards Rachel, taking some of the water along with it. As the sword flew towards Rachel, the water surrounding it took the form of a massive tiger shark, easily over twenty five feet long.
*Clutches hand* HNNNNGGG *buries hand in dirt to dowse the flames* Even as an Eldritch abomination that STILL HURTS!! *pulls out mangled remains of hand* Sonovabitch...my whittling hand...JACQUE!
Jacque: -sigh- *Cuts off hand with his sword* You're an idiot you know that?
*stifling curses as a new hand grows in place* And you're a sordid little troll....
Jacque: Voodoo Shaman....well, Elemental now. But still not a troll.
Screw you.
Jacque: -sigh- *Cuts off hand with his sword* You're an idiot you know that?
*stifling curses as a new hand grows in place* And you're a sordid little troll....
Jacque: Voodoo Shaman....well, Elemental now. But still not a troll.
Screw you.
Jacque smirked as someone came out to investigate what he was doing, "Good, so you people can at least detect an incoming threat. Now lets see how you fight!" he hissed from below the water. The torrent came to an abrupt stop beneath Spartan, then began to whirl around viciously before sending up eight tendrils -three of which held debris like rocks or logs- to lash out at Spartan. From the center of the whirlpool a pair of bright blue eyes were visible through the murky surface, and a garbled laugh could be heard.
*still poking Amber* About four or five months~ Also if thats the case Nac, then Tungsten Carbide is definitely going to be one of the metals since nothing outclasses it in hardness save for diamonds. If anything, the addition of another metal would weaken it, unless the metal from space allows for a better bond. Kai's going to have quite a time trying to take a bite.
Jacque: So...disregarding the idiocy of my creator, how've you been keeping Amber?
Jacque: So...disregarding the idiocy of my creator, how've you been keeping Amber?
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