MonsieurShade
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STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio
I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
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Stuck in place without Nac, though i'm sure he has his reasons for not replying yet. Truth be told I was just about to call it a night considering its nearly 4 AM
I merely await the post of our resident alien Nac. *eagerly anticipating messing with Amber*
Jacque: Shade, if you hate me you know there are easier ways to express it right? Ways that don't involve trying to get me cooked alive.
Oh please, you're a water elemental, whats the worst she can do?
Jacque: Oh, I don't know, try and evaporate all of the moisture in my body perhaps?
Oh you'll be fine. Though I'm suddenly seized with an idea...
Jacque: And that idea would b-
I REQUEST THAT JACQUE BE ROOMMATES WITH AMBER!
Jacque: THE FUCK!? WHY?!
Because I find the idea of two people who are literally polar opposites being forced in close proximity to be funny.
Jacque: You're twisted. Seek help.
Jacque: Shade, if you hate me you know there are easier ways to express it right? Ways that don't involve trying to get me cooked alive.
Oh please, you're a water elemental, whats the worst she can do?
Jacque: Oh, I don't know, try and evaporate all of the moisture in my body perhaps?
Oh you'll be fine. Though I'm suddenly seized with an idea...
Jacque: And that idea would b-
I REQUEST THAT JACQUE BE ROOMMATES WITH AMBER!
Jacque: THE FUCK!? WHY?!
Because I find the idea of two people who are literally polar opposites being forced in close proximity to be funny.
Jacque: You're twisted. Seek help.
[sorry i've been gone so long, had to go to work almost immediately after my classes let out]
Mateiu prodded the bear experimentally with his hand a few times, "I can skin it. Just gimmie a minute." he said before pulling up the skin at the base of the bear's neck and unsheathing his sword. The hunter ever so lightly pierced a small hole in the skin, then began to drag the blade down the bear's body, smirking with satisfaction as the blade's odd shape allowed him to slice through skin and meat just as easily as it allowed him to cleave through bone. Within a short period of time, the bear was sport a long vertical cut from its neck to it's tail, "All you have to do now is peel it off like a jacket." Mateiu explained before flicking the blood off of his blade and admiring his sword in the fire light. The sword itself was odd, its thick blade was curved in a manner similar to that of a sickle as opposed to most single edged swords, the gold accents along the tip and hilt of the sword glittered brightly in the firelight along with the silver portion that made up the actual cutting edge.
Mateiu prodded the bear experimentally with his hand a few times, "I can skin it. Just gimmie a minute." he said before pulling up the skin at the base of the bear's neck and unsheathing his sword. The hunter ever so lightly pierced a small hole in the skin, then began to drag the blade down the bear's body, smirking with satisfaction as the blade's odd shape allowed him to slice through skin and meat just as easily as it allowed him to cleave through bone. Within a short period of time, the bear was sport a long vertical cut from its neck to it's tail, "All you have to do now is peel it off like a jacket." Mateiu explained before flicking the blood off of his blade and admiring his sword in the fire light. The sword itself was odd, its thick blade was curved in a manner similar to that of a sickle as opposed to most single edged swords, the gold accents along the tip and hilt of the sword glittered brightly in the firelight along with the silver portion that made up the actual cutting edge.
Jacque's face dropped as the announcement blared from the loudspeaker in the living room. 'So much for figuring out what that sphere thing was and buggering off to my room.' he mused with an audible sigh. Jacque looked up at the loud speaker, "And precisely where IS this damned training room? We're new here after all." He said with an annoyed glare plastered on his face. If Oracle could contact the team via loudspeakers, it could probably also give directions, if not then Jacque would find his room and retire for the evening, training be damned.
IM FREEEEE!!!!!! *locusts start flying in every direction*
Jacque: Nac said he'd put you back.
...*locusts disappear*
Jacque: Atta boy Shade.
Don't you have an appointment with Rachel's fist? Among other things?
Jacque:...Shut your face. And those 'other things' aren't your concern either.
Technically-
Jacque: Shut it.
Jacque: Nac said he'd put you back.
...*locusts disappear*
Jacque: Atta boy Shade.
Don't you have an appointment with Rachel's fist? Among other things?
Jacque:...Shut your face. And those 'other things' aren't your concern either.
Technically-
Jacque: Shut it.
Coming out of timeout would be nice, yes.
Jacque: *grin grows wider* I like there this is going
Its going for a punch in the family jewels first Jacque.
Jacque: You really now how to ruin the mood in the worst of ways...
Jacque: *grin grows wider* I like there this is going
Its going for a punch in the family jewels first Jacque.
Jacque: You really now how to ruin the mood in the worst of ways...
Jacque: *perks up at the mention of special treatment but cringes at the bat* Amber, i'd much prefer if you avoided hitting me at all.
He might try to drown you.
Jacque: I never said that! What is wrong with you shade!?
I'm in timeout. One of the old ones is in timeout. Do you see nothing wrong with this Jacque? Because I do.
He might try to drown you.
Jacque: I never said that! What is wrong with you shade!?
I'm in timeout. One of the old ones is in timeout. Do you see nothing wrong with this Jacque? Because I do.
"Well if I didn't go on the offensive, how would I know if any of you could hold your own in a fight? A team full of weaklings wouldn't stand a chance against the beasts that roam this planet." Jacque explained with a weary yawn. The elemental folded his arms and shrugged, "Well, in any case you passed the test, now whether its because you earned the win or i'm literally about to collapse from exhaustion is up for debate. But hey, a win is a win. I'm in.".
Jacque: You're all awful people...
Wait, wouldn't you fizzle out if you so much as tried to touch Jacque with fire Amber?
Jacque: Like...the worst sorts of people...
Wait, wouldn't you fizzle out if you so much as tried to touch Jacque with fire Amber?
Jacque: Like...the worst sorts of people...
Did...did I just get timed out?
Jacque: Well technically manÅ is a g-wait,thats besides the point. My point is that I was acting under orders! Shade, back me up!
This is bullshit! You can't put an Eldritch Abomination in time out! I bet nobody does this to Cthulhu...
Jacque: SHADE.
Hm? Oh yea, punch him in the dick or whatever. *goes back to whining* How come Cthulhu gets the awesome cult? Life ain't fair...
Jacque: Oh my gods....
Jacque: Well technically manÅ is a g-wait,thats besides the point. My point is that I was acting under orders! Shade, back me up!
This is bullshit! You can't put an Eldritch Abomination in time out! I bet nobody does this to Cthulhu...
Jacque: SHADE.
Hm? Oh yea, punch him in the dick or whatever. *goes back to whining* How come Cthulhu gets the awesome cult? Life ain't fair...
Jacque: Oh my gods....
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