Goddamnit too high! TOO HIGH!
Jacque: *Nods* Eyup.
Manō: *returns with the ropes and a can of cool whip*
Jacque: Were the hell have you- never mind, gimmie those. *takes the items and drags Rachel away with a cackle*
Manō: ...*watches Shade floating in the air and screaming like a little girl*
MonsieurShade
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STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
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9 yrs ago
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio
I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
Most Recent Posts
*wraps tentacles around Lex and Nac's legs* The right person eh? What about the right PEOPLE? *starts cackling*
Jacque: It never ends...
*cackling abruptly stops as i'm lifted into the air* Wait...what? WHAT? The fuck is happening!?
Jacque: Well....this is an interesting turn of events.
Jacque: It never ends...
*cackling abruptly stops as i'm lifted into the air* Wait...what? WHAT? The fuck is happening!?
Jacque: Well....this is an interesting turn of events.
*proceeds to pick up the shattered remains of my skull and brain matter* Hmph...I never get to go japanese on anyone any more.
Jacque: Isn't this the shit that got you banned from Japan in the first place?
Oh come on! It was ONE TIME.
Jacque: It was twelve. Three of which you did so while dressed as godzilla.
*ahem* Transformed. There are no costumes here, what sort of filthy casual do you take me for?
Jacque: *heavy sigh* Spriggs, if you would be so kind as to continue beating Shade viciously, i'd be grateful.
Jacque: Isn't this the shit that got you banned from Japan in the first place?
Oh come on! It was ONE TIME.
Jacque: It was twelve. Three of which you did so while dressed as godzilla.
*ahem* Transformed. There are no costumes here, what sort of filthy casual do you take me for?
Jacque: *heavy sigh* Spriggs, if you would be so kind as to continue beating Shade viciously, i'd be grateful.
*running from Spriggs* Goddamnit woman! Why can't you be more gentle like Lex!?
Jacque:...And you're afraid of a spiked baseball bat because?
*stops* Good point. *binds Spriggs with tentacles* Time to get....*deep inhale* japanese~
Jacque: Oh my fuckin- Shade, there was a point were this shit needed to stop. And you've clearly passed it.
I know, now lets keep going and see what happens! *dragging Spriggs away with tentacles*
Jacque:...And you're afraid of a spiked baseball bat because?
*stops* Good point. *binds Spriggs with tentacles* Time to get....*deep inhale* japanese~
Jacque: Oh my fuckin- Shade, there was a point were this shit needed to stop. And you've clearly passed it.
I know, now lets keep going and see what happens! *dragging Spriggs away with tentacles*
I concur with spriggs, shit doest indeed happen *snakes arms around everyone again* Love meeeeeee *whiny voice*
Stryder said
Hey guys
STRYDER! *tackles you and Lex into a group hug with Nack and Spriggs* GOOD TIMES ALL AROUND! *squeezing with eldritch abomination strength*
I'm just waiting for the others to arrive, much like yourself.
Jacque continued to wander around the castle, having long since eaten the turkey leg and most of the fruits, then disposing of the remains via chucking them out of an open window without care. "Man-*crunch* this place is really *smack* freakin' big." The elemental said aloud as he gnawed his way through a mango clutched in his left hand. Having no clue where he was, Jacque had simply decided to explore the castle a bit more, maybe even meet a few of the other team members so that he could properly access whether or not they were actually worth being teamed up with. Strangely enough, there appeared to be two blips in Jacque's senses, like black dots in what would otherwise be a vivid technicolor field, not unlike the one he'd noticed when facing off against Spartan, "What weird creatures. Its almost as if they're de-", he stopped talking as he came to a halt in front of one of the doors. Jacque had been so wrapped up in trying to figure out the black dots, that he didn't realize that he'd been drawing nearer to the room that held the fire elemental until he was right next to it, now he was on edge, and rooted to the spot as if some cosmic force willed him to stand there, "It reeks of brimstone and ash. Definitely a phoenix..." the water elemental spat as he glared daggers at the door.
John shrank down in his seat as he felt Miles' gaze bore into him harshly for a few moments, 'Yup, definitely screwed the pooch there...' he thought to himself as Miles readdressed the security officers in the room. The young doctor quietly finished smoothing out his hair as the officers saluted and stormed out, then cautiously raised his hand, "Sir? We ARE here because of a new anomaly or entity of some sort, right? If you don't mind me asking, what do we know of it thus far?", the doctor flipped his pony tail back over his shoulder, "I mean, it would allow me to produce better results if I had something to go on, rather than walking in with nothing to go on." he stated calmly. John fidgeted ever so slightly in his seat at the thought of a new entity to research, John began tapping his heel against the floor rapidly as he bounced his leg and started twiddling his thumbs together, however aside from that, he showed no signs of excitement, the last thing he wanted now was the be reprimanded or having his professional status called into question for childish behavior.
*rubs temples* I'm surrounded by pervs...god lord, i'm turning in for the night since its 3 AM...
Jacque: Awww...but can't I just-
Tomorrow Jacque. The Shady man must rest.
Jacque: Hmph...fine...*whispers in Rachel's ear* To be continued~ *disappears*
Manō: *is still on the hunt for the items*
Welp, g'night Lex.
Jacque: Awww...but can't I just-
Tomorrow Jacque. The Shady man must rest.
Jacque: Hmph...fine...*whispers in Rachel's ear* To be continued~ *disappears*
Manō: *is still on the hunt for the items*
Welp, g'night Lex.
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