MonsieurShade
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Exceedingly Subpar
STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
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- MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago
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9 yrs ago
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio
I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
Most Recent Posts
*sniffle* No one got my journey reference...
Stryder said
Don't stop!
BELIEVIN'!
God...god damnit Lex XD
Careful not to party too hard stry, I can only imagine what your future DI will say if ya show up sleepy. Yeesh...i'd still take an Army DI over a USMC DI any day though.
Sounds like a good time Stry, have a toast in mien honor!
*still flailing and flapping like a penguin being launched from a cannon*
*still flailing and flapping like a penguin being launched from a cannon*
*screaming as I plummet towards the earth* WHYHASTHECOSMOSBETRAYEDMEEEEEEEE *breaks the sound barrier upon reentry to the mesosphere*
*regains the ability to speak* You...you people are sick...you're MONSTERS!
wharrgarbl...*frothing at the mouth out of fear*
*screaming bloody murder from intense fear of birds* SAVEMEGRANDOLDONE!!!!!* screams reduced to incoherent babbling*
Gah! Heights are NOT a part of the program! DO NOT WANT.
Jacque: *has disappeared from view*
Jacque: *has disappeared from view*
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