MonsieurShade
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Exceedingly Subpar
STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
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- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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- MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago
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9 yrs ago
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio
I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
Most Recent Posts
*child body hangs limp as my spirit ebbs out* Oh COME ON! You mean human children are too fragile to endure a single blow to the head!? The old body took ,like, five of those! *looks around for something to posses, then sees a chipmunk* Oh hell no. *floats in a random direction in search of a new body*
*squirming futility* Release me! I may look like a child but I am still a being of immense power! I've laid waste to countless realms! Spoken in tongues that would destroy your psyche upon hearing a single syllable! I am destruction without equal! *voice sounds squeaky during the entire rant*
DAMMIT SPRIGGS!! Now I have to use the spare! *rips a screaming child from a pocket dimension and possess it*
Jacque: *has disappeared from this dimension*
*stuck in the body of a 6 year old child* Of all the indignities I'm forced to put up with. This is by far one of the worst.
Jacque: *has disappeared from this dimension*
*stuck in the body of a 6 year old child* Of all the indignities I'm forced to put up with. This is by far one of the worst.
While I don't argue that, I like having my organs and bones in place. I mean sure they're harvest from the people that fall prey to the cult of shade, but by god I worked hard to get my small group of followers to find me suitable parts to create a flesh vassal, and I wanna keep it for as long was I can.
badabump-bump. We're starting to wander a bit closer to dead thread island than I find comfortable folks.
*grumbles and reattaches self at the waist* You and that god forsaken bat Spriggs...do you have any idea how long it takes to properly reattach all of the vertebrae in my spine? Thats not even counting the ones that were forced out of place by the trauma caused by the bat.
Don't Stop Believing, is a pretty popular song here in the U.S.. Despite the fact that its been out since 1981, its still occasionally played on the the radio, specifically rock channels or channels dedicated to older songs, and has even been played on a few popular films such as The Losers. Now that I stop and think about it, I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised you haven't heard of it out in New Zealand.
*Popo's voice from no where* Very well maggot.
*You and I are teleported a few thousand feet up and let go again* POPOWHY!!?!?!?!
*Popo's voice from no where* Very well maggot.
*You and I are teleported a few thousand feet up and let go again* POPOWHY!!?!?!?!
You...this...but...*brain fizzling at the concept*
*offers a silent thanks to the all powerful lord popo* HA!
*offers a silent thanks to the all powerful lord popo* HA!
Tsk, just look up don't stop believing by journey Lex XD
*notices the quickly approaching ground* NOOOOOOOOO!!! SAVEMELORDPOPO!!! *Lex and I freeze in mid-air*
*notices the quickly approaching ground* NOOOOOOOOO!!! SAVEMELORDPOPO!!! *Lex and I freeze in mid-air*
Stryder said
I did xD
*fistbump* Muh mehn. Poor Lex is outta the loop though it appears XD
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