*snaps and turns on Spriggs* FUCK OFF *claws up your face and storms off mumbling something about being too old for this shit*
Jacque: *heavy sigh* You two have deep seated issues. *throws Spriggs a box of gauze and some hydrogen peroxide *
Manō: *taps Jacque and makes several gestures*
Jacque: Y'know...it kinda does remind me of kismestitude. Only with less affection and a hell of a lot more violence...
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STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
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Jacque shrugged and stared at the door instead of the others, "As much as I hate to admit it, if the goal really is to get us to work together, then it'd be better that we learned to do it in a controlled environment rather than in the thick of live combat.". The gator man was uneasy now, John's mention of HellHound made him cringe as he recalled how he'd gone about taking the villain down, then tried to finish him off much to the displeasure of Hikari. Jacque mentally noted that out of all of the Delta squad members, she seemed to be the most wary of him, she may not have been obvious about it, but he'd seen her throw a few glances his way, first when the team was introduced to one another at HQ, when he'd charged in to attack HellHound, then again after he'd nearly decapitated HellHound. The last two instances may have given her sufficient reason to doubt him, but even before it seemed as though she thought he was a time bomb waiting to go off. The gator man tilted his head back and exhaled heavily, he was thinking to hard about it, perhaps this exercise would calm her down, and in turn make things less stressful on him.
*yelps and drops to the floor* Why must you torment me Spriggs? What've I done to deserve this?
Jacque: Lets see, you've bearhugged her, tried to eat her with a spoon, thrown various items at her, tried hitting her with various items, and just recently tried to give her the same treatment that tentacle monsters give japanese school girls.
Who the shit asked you to keep track!
Manō: *pokes Shade with a stick*
Jacque: Lets see, you've bearhugged her, tried to eat her with a spoon, thrown various items at her, tried hitting her with various items, and just recently tried to give her the same treatment that tentacle monsters give japanese school girls.
Who the shit asked you to keep track!
Manō: *pokes Shade with a stick*
Manō: *grips the bat just before impact*
See? Atleast SOMEONE looks out for me!
Jacque: Probably because he doesn't realize you're a prick.
See? Atleast SOMEONE looks out for me!
Jacque: Probably because he doesn't realize you're a prick.
*pries Lex off with an annoyed growl* Hey, I know I look like an over grown plush-
Jacque: Or a rug in waiting.
Or a rug in w-HEY FUCK YOU! *sighs heavily* But there's still a man under all this fluff.
Jacque: A depraved, mentally ill man.
I will maul you.
Jacque: Or a rug in waiting.
Or a rug in w-HEY FUCK YOU! *sighs heavily* But there's still a man under all this fluff.
Jacque: A depraved, mentally ill man.
I will maul you.
Jacque dutifully followed the line throughout the house, barely paying attention to his surroundings save to avoid bumping into furniture or someone else. When the light's trail ended in front of a door, Jacque looked up and read the label on the door, "Simulator room huh? Well this sounds like it'll be fun..." he grumbled as he leaned onto the adjacent wall with his arms folded over his chest and began to wait for the others to arrive.
I suppose that'd work.
*A note lands on Lex's head stating that whales are too boring*
*a portal opens up, spewing snow everywhere* I'm baaaaaack~ *has taken the body of a snow leopard and am using telepathy to speak* Had to go all the way to the freakin mountains of Himalaya for this thing. It'll hopefully suffice until I can convince SOMEONE to stop wrecking my human bodies.
Jacque: *appears out of a dimensional rift* Yo' we're baa..*notices the slain bodies, the blood covered Spriggs, and a large snow leopard*..aaand what the fuck happened while I was away?
*a portal opens up, spewing snow everywhere* I'm baaaaaack~ *has taken the body of a snow leopard and am using telepathy to speak* Had to go all the way to the freakin mountains of Himalaya for this thing. It'll hopefully suffice until I can convince SOMEONE to stop wrecking my human bodies.
Jacque: *appears out of a dimensional rift* Yo' we're baa..*notices the slain bodies, the blood covered Spriggs, and a large snow leopard*..aaand what the fuck happened while I was away?
*looks at the whale, then at Spriggs* Hrm....*weighs my options* Wait! *fingersnap* how about I possess something endangered? I've got an idea! *disappears in a flash of light*
*facepalm* Is there a single body I can possess without fear of its destruction?
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