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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Jacque rolled his eyes and twirled his finger in the air, " Well yip-di-fuckin'-do then, you can avoid dying if and when I put a hole through you and i'm not the only one here thats old as dirt.", he didn't bother responding to her mentioning that she could copy powers, that just opened up another can of worms that he didn't feel like bothering with, however he did see the opportunity in having her take him to the meeting room, even if Nao did dress it up as another insult, "If you insist in helping me get wherever the hell this place is, then lead the way then granny." he said before taking another bite of fruit.
Jacque felt a wave of relief was over him as Hart came in with the same aura of optimality she always seemed to show, clearly completely oblivious to the tension that was in the room. "We're just waiting on Nic and Krait now I think. We're passing the time by discussing our strengths and weaknesses.", it was more or less the truth now that the argument seemed to have passed. Jacque cleared his throat, "Which I guess brings us to me. When i'm transformed, my scales can repel small arms fire and bladed weaponry. But a rifle or shotgun could still cause quite a bit of damage, along with intense heat or cold. Then theres my strength, which I mentioned before makes it hard to complete delicate tasks.". There was another weakness Jacque failed to mention intentionally, partially because of the great amount of shame it brought him, and partially because it would likely be a sure fire way to make sure no one trusted him on a mission.
A'ight just making sure things would be level when it came to Nao. I've seen my fair share of rp's were people take immortality to mean that nothing can kill them and made it a point to cause chaos on a whim, which then lead to a lot of friction in a lot of OOC's. Needless to say, those rps didn't last long. Also, i'm guessing that her abilities are more like that of x-men's rogue? Or perhaps taskmaster would be more appropriate given the fact that the action must be preformed first before it can be copied.
Uh...Spriggs? Immortal doesn't mean you can walk away from being gutted. It just means you won't age. Immortals can still die. The word you're looking for for someone that can shrug off being disemboweled would be invincible, which completely tears open the OP envelope that Nao pushes seeing as he/she can copy peoples powers. Just saying.
Jacque's scowl quickly morphed into a deadpan expression, "Ok, first off: I could've disemboweled you without even thinking had you not asked a question. Not exactly a 'get back up and whoop ass' kind of situation. Secondly: Fighting me probably wouldn't end in your favor given my abilities, even with a gun. Thirdly: You talk as though you were recruited, I on the other hand more or less muscled my way into this little shindig last night and went to sleep after walking in, so i'm a tad bit new to whatever kind of schedule these people have. And finally: I'm no kid, I might look young, but i'm fairly certain that i'm older than a vast majority of the people here by at least a few decades if my spiritual perception is working as it should.". Jacque looked down at the fallen fruit and grumbled, then collected it and began to wipe each piece off on his clothing. Taking a bite out of a starfruit, Jacque raised an eyebrow at Nao, "Anything thing else we need to address? Or can I go about my day?".
Jacque went ridged as Hikari mentioned him, "Nearly killed you? I was being as gentle as I could given the situation at the time. It isn't exactly easy to control my strength when i'm like that you know. Unlike you people, I have to treat everything like its a goddamned eggshell when I go to touch something." he spat indignantly. Jacque strode over to Hikari, closing the distance in two steps before looming over her, "I don't like this any more than you do, but we're here now, and no amount of whining about how you'd be better alone will change that. So how about we all just suck it up and get this over with, then you can go back to avoiding everyone like the plague.".
Jacque snapped out of his anger induced trance as a voice came in from his right, prompting him to drop his remaining fruit, turn, and start to withdraw his blade from its sheath out of reflex. He'd drawn the sword half way out when Nao asked him a series of questions in rapid succession. The elemental froze as he pieced together the fact that the woman questioning him was likely a part of the group, "Christ lady, don't DO that. I almost gutted you like a fish!" he hissed before sheathing his weapon and scowling, "The hell are you talking about anyway? I just got here, no one told me anything about a meeting room.".
Name: John Cruz
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Personality: He can be a bit snarky, but for the most part he tends to be a mellow guy, though he can get particularly moody when people make his job more difficult than need be.
Looks: (my laptop is a fuckass and won't let me post images, so i'm giving a link) Right here folks
he stands at 6'0" and weighs about 64 kg
Carnival job: Mechanical engineer
Small bio: To make a long story short, John was your basic kid with dreams of striking big in a certain career when he got older, in his case, it was engineering. The boy was a genius when it came to machines, the problem was, John didn't exactly have the best attendance record in college, so when he was finally kicked out, John took to taking on odd jobs rather than moving back in with his folks. Eventually he landed a gig with the carnival, the pay was decent, and there was always something that needed fixing, so he decided to stick around. He been with the carnival for a little over a year now, fixing everything from rides to ticket printers.
Misc: He has a pet woma python that he refers to as "Captain Bitey". He can be seen carrying bitey around when off duty.
If you're tired then go ahead and rest, believe me I understand what its like to be up an about for a fuckcrazy long time. Just don't forget about us if you get hold of some spare time.
*banging head against the wall* Nac, yer' killing me here man...
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