MonsieurShade
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STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
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Jacque's smirk faded as Death introduced himself, the very idea seemed ludicrous after all, to have such an entity reveal himself to mere mortals. Before Jacque had the chance to ask the supposed undertaker of souls a question to prove his authenticity, the phoenix saw fit to charge again while claiming that she would burn Jacque's face off, only to be stopped by the figure. Jacque rolled his eyes and flicked his hand ever so slightly, and in doing so ushering forth a torrent of water from his bag again. The elemental scarecly moved as the water bent around Death's scythe and slammed Amber into a wall, keeping her pinned while extinguishing the flames she emanated, "Oh please, i've killed countless elementals. Your kind, and many others to include my own. You'd do well to remember that I have more than a century of experience on you." Jacque hissed, even going so far as to branch the liquid upward until it was just barely below her nostrils, "I could drown you here and now. If you tried to boil the water away then I would just fill your lungs with it without moving from this spot. Now sit quietly, the adults must talk." he said flatly, all his boisterousness replaced with an cold tone and somewhat emotionless stare and vibe that read 'I will do this without hesitation'. Jacque cleared his throat to readdress death, "Speaking of said killings, if you truly are Death, then surely you know how many beings i've taken from this world in my hundred and twenty years of life. By chance do you have the exact number?" Jacque asked, having long since lost count himself decades ago.
Jacque raised an eyebrow at the figure who'd just intercepted Amber with minimal effort on his part, "My my, aren't we the imposing one. While I appreciate the assistance, the one you would have to worry about would be that one." he said before jerking a thumb at Amber. The phoenix was more brazen that Jacque had imagined, Amber being so eager to attack someone who had just stated that they'd taken down older, more experienced members of her species just made her seem like a fool, however the cloaked figure that intercepted the attack put Jacque on edge. Not only had this creature blocked a fist full of fire with no sign of harm, but it had completely slipped through Jacque's senses, not even showing up as a small blip like Spartan or the other bio-mechanical members of the team. Jacque mentally pushed away the feeling of unease and looked up at the figure. "So-" Jacque began before summoning the water back into his pack with a light tap of his foot, "who might you be then tall dark and creepy?".
Welcome back death. Just in time to save the castle, or at the very least, the hall way from destruction :P
NacNak said
I know, my first time through the game I was a master assassin >=3 , but the second time through, it was guns blazing in a fire of glory! >=D
I suppose I could take a crack at trying that method out again. Though the last time I tried that during a replay of the game I ended up reverting back to stealth mode. I suppose though that its something that could be expected from someone who dons the moniker "monsieur shade".
It felt a bit more natural for me to use stealth DX. It was like I was actually earning the skins I claimed, not to mention stealth made things easier to go in and pick people off after shooting open an animal cage in an enemy camp for a distraction.
"Bed wetter? Cute coming from a whelp who barely looks to be out of pull ups." Jacque retorted as water began to leak from the small nozzle attached to the bag and pooled onto the ground behind him. ManÅ meanwhile began to rattle in its sheath loudly, mirroring its wielder's growing hostility to the point where it seemed as though it would fall from the sheath. Jacque's mouth twisted upward into a cruel smirk, "I wonder though, if I sliced open your gut, would magma pour out of your innards like it would an adult? It was always so fun to watch when I did it to the older members of your ilk.", he said, all too happy to resort to biting commentary about how he'd slaughtered other kinds of elementals in combat.
NacNak said
that's why I always went with the flamethrower for when traversing the land of far cry 3 X3 and a heavy machine gun =3*noms popcorn* not sure, their in a pretty tight spot, not much room to do anything
*sniffle* I always preferred traveling with the bow as my special for stealth purposes...hell was I thinking!? My load out was usually a bow, sniper rifle, assault rifle, and a shotgun. The flamethrower was fun, but I never used it much because it was really obvious, not to mention risky in many locations.
Crazy would be an understatement when it comes to somalia. And just off the coast of asia does sound like a good idea. Due to its aesthetic appeal and bountiful fish i'm sure an island like the FC3 one would likely pull in plenty of tourism and fishing, which would give the group a cover as either a tour or fishing boat until a legit job came their way. And if we're to assign slots, then may I reserve the demolition man?
Sweet mother mary...*Vaas flashbacks* As awesome as that game was, I *hated* the wild life. Specifically rabid dogs. It was like whenever I went to shoot a tiger that hadn't gotten the drop on me yet, a pack of dogs just comes out of nowhere and wrecks my shit just as I started to take aim. The worst occasion had to be when three cassowaries decided to come and try to push my shit in as well, then the fucking tiger I was after wanted in on the fun as well. Fuck far cry fauna....
*passes Nac some popcorn* Ready for the show mon ami?
*passes Nac some popcorn* Ready for the show mon ami?
Jacque had barely heard Nao as she asked him what was the matter, just as he'd barely heard her as she recounted her involvement in multiple wars throughout time. The elemental seemed to switch into tunnel vision, ignoring everything, even the massive head that poked out of a nearby door and hissed at him as Amber came into view. Jacque sneered and walked towards Amber, the water in his pack sloshed around more erratically with each step he took, his eyes glowed cerulean as he stopped just two meters away from the phoenix. Jacque tilted his head up and looked down at Amber contemptuously, "So, you're the one I sensed earlier? Hmph, and to think, here I am getting worked up over a fire elemental, and it turns out to be a mere fledgling fresh from the nest." he said before letting out a wry chuckle.
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