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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio

I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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*club breaks* Holy shit, Samedi did something right...
Dimitri: Barnacles? Jack, what the hell man? I'm a blower-uper of shit, not a deck hand y'know...
Jacque: Ah come on Dimitri quit your griping
RpG was acting weird? Huh, good thing I wasn't really on long enough to day to notice. *proceeds to poke Nac with a stick* You should join Spriggs' rp. The urge to blow shit up dwelling within me grows strong!

*A wild Dimitri appears*
Dimitri: The hell? How'd I get here? What the fuck is this!? *yanks a grenade from off his vest and grips the pin*
Jacque: Easy cowboy, Shade just wanted to introduce you is all.
Dimitri: Shade? Oh god, what the shit does he have planned this fucking time?
Nice to see you still have an oh-so-elegant way with words Dimmy...
Dimitri: Sit and spin you shrimp-dicked fuck nugget.
Jacque: To be fair, you normally only bring out Dimitri for apocalyptic Rps where one has to bludgeon a guy for a can of soup. He's not exactly coming from a place were vulgarity is frowned upon.
Touché, Jacque, touché.
Jacque nodded as Krait told him to go for it and walked over to the door, "Lets see now..." he said as he began to run his hands along its surface for a moment to see if there was a button or handle that may have been missed. Finding no such way to access the simulator room, Jacque dug his fingers into a crease at the side of the sliding door and braced his other hand against the wall, then began to pull the door open. Jacque's muscles rippled beneath his skin as inch by inch the door started to give way despite the locks that held it in place, "Almost there...and...got it." he grunted as he finished forcing the door open. The gator man stepped back with a satisfied look, "And look, I didn't even need to transform or break anything this time.".
So what starts as a rope pulling exercise will turn into 'lets drag the nearly one ton gator man out of the room'? That should be fun to watch. Anywho, figure its about time I made a post.
Name: Dimitri Santos

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Race ( Like Chinese, Jamaican, or American): Dominican/American

Personality: Dimitri tends to come off as snarky and somewhat blunt both in most of his actions and in the manner he speaks. Despite his crude mannerisms however, he does care quite a bit about the crew and often regards them as his family. Dimitri is also extremely passionate about his hobby (creating explosives

Background check: Before joining Jack, Dimitri was a somewhat plucky kid who's grand parents came to the US from the Dominican republic, believing America to be the land of opportunity that everyone said it was. Despite a rocky start, his grandparents managed to carve out a living and in time raised a daughter who eventually married a soldier. When he turned 18 Dimitri joined the army in an effort to follow in his father's footsteps, and ended passing through basic training without incident. Dimitri was dishonorably discharged about two years into his service for getting into a fist fight with a superior officer, and lacking the kind of skills for a civilian job, became a mercenary for hire. Three more years down the road he met Jack Hunter who offered him a more stable career than just living on whatever he could scrounge up for a job. He's been with Jack ever since then.
Skills/ Abilities:
-Explosives expert (if has the potential to blow up, he WILL find a way to make it do so)

-Moderate skills in hand to hand combat

-Excellent trap layer/diffuser

Equipment ( Weapons & other Random gear) :

-Winchester model 1897

-Remington M1911

-Trench knife

-Various explosive devices (as many as he can carry without it being a hindrance)

Role on the team: Demolitions Expert

Vehicle ( Optional) : A black 1989 Kawasaki ZX-2R

Appearance: Right here
Sorry for the cheap move Nac old boy, but I can only allow one punch to Jacque's nuts per day. His jewels live on! XD
Expect a CS shortly Spriggs
Jacque surprisingly didn't move as Amber came at him with a kick for his family jewels. There was a faint hissing sound as steam floated around the air, "You know, you fight awfully dirty for royalty." Jacque finally said after a few moments of silence as he looked down at his waist which he'd just barely been fast enough to turn into water at the last moment. Jacque grimaced at the hole were his groin would have been and slid back before channeling a bit of water from the bag and refilling the hole. Despite his placid demeanor not only was Jacque quite pissed at the attempt on his family jewels, but he was once again exhausted. It was hard enough to transform into water when he was surrounded by it, but to do it without any other liquid and with so little time to do it took a heavy toll on his energy reserves. Jacque took a deep breath and willed his lower body to regress back into its solid form before turning and walking into the meeting room, "At least the others I fought didn't use such dirty tricks. They may have been the enemy but at least they were honorable until the end." he said before flopping down in a seat and looking at Spartan, "So is hitting below the belt a common thing for the women in this group? Because thats the second time this has happened to me today. Do I need to invest in a cup?" Jacque asked/joked tiredly.
Jacque weaved around the magma with the use of the pillar of water he'd used as a platform at the cost of half of its volume, then, witnessing the area starting to go up in flames, Jacque dispersed the remainder of the pillar to dose the flames and cool the magma into slabs of rock. Jacque had to admit it, the child was strong yes, but she seemed to be too ruled by her emotions, whats more, she clearly lacked the experience that a phoenix knight or champion would boast. Before he could unleash an attack of his own, Nao fired into the ceiling and berated him and Amber and told Spartan to handle the situation. "No need to get him involved." Jacque sheathed his sword and withdrew what water he could from the small puddles remaining into his pack to refill it, "You're right lady, now isn't the time for me and this beast to battle it out." he stated flatly as he used the new slabs of rock to climb back up to the shattered window, grunting as he crawled through. Jacque would never admit it, but Nao had earned his repect by being the only other soldier on the team to have fought countless battles throughout the decades and come out alive, so for now he'd listen to her to an extent, still though, there was a matter that needed to be addressed. "A battle between me and here would only end when one of us was dead at the others feet.". Jacque brushed a bit of dirt off of his clothing, acting as though he'd never engaged Amber in a fight mere seconds before, "For now i'll wait until this dimension is safe. When thats done, i'll happily remove the phoenix's head from her shoulders.", Jacque turned and pointed to Amber with a smirk "You here that? When this is over, we duke it out until one of us is dead. You're not allowed to die unless i'm the one killing you and vice versa. That sound good?".
*hugs Lex* Pfff, the one time you're gone and we get a buncha posts from nac & death XD
"Huh. So he only counted the phoenixes...I though for sure he'd mention the other creatures. Ah well..." Jacque said as he patted his stomach a bit to relieve the cold feeling in his guts. Despite the wariness Jacque showed earlier, the elemental's unease vanished as soon as Death left the room, truth be told he wasn't completely afraid to die so long as he went out fighting. Jacque's internal musing of how many he'd slain was cut short by a blinding light and a wave of heat as Amber attained her phoenix form, prompting an annoyed sigh from Jacque "You don't get it yet, do you?" he said as he flicked he coated himself with water before the burning wave hit him. As the water turned into steam, Jacque slowly withdrew manō and twirled the blade around his fingers, "You aren't the first one to take that form before falling. In the elemental war there was to be no mercy for anyone. All were soldiers then. I've slain fire elementals, waters, earths, even the occasional lightning without hesitation." he explained coldly as the sound of rushing water could be heard outside of the castle window.

Jacque looked back to Nao and gestured to the meeting room briefly, "Feel free to make note of anything in the meeting that seems important. This one's determined to ruin herself here, so I guess i'll have to show her just how inept she is.". Within seconds of Jacque's warning, a torrent of water smashed through the window and enveloped Amber before flinging her outside. Jacque scoffed and hoped from the window, landing on a pillar of water a meter below before drawing his sword and pointing it at Amber, "Before you continue this suicidal act of stupidity, perhaps I should tell you who I am. If your kind still have books about the war then i'm sure my name will be somewhere in there.". The water beneath Jacque swirled slowly, its placid surface belying its destructive power, "My name is Jacque Baila,and this is Manō Kaika.", the sword glowed aquamarine as Jacque spoke its full name "During the war we were known in certain circles as 'Maelstrom'.".
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