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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio

I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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I would assume Oracle would be like your standard A.I.; Cold cut, very robotic and adhering to whatever her programming entails.
Name: Dimitri Santos

Age: 26

Gender: Male

Race ( Like Chinese, Jamaican, or American): Dominican/American

Personality: Dimitri tends to come off as snarky and somewhat blunt both in most of his actions and in the manner he speaks. Despite his crude mannerisms however, he does care quite a bit about the crew and often regards them as his family. Dimitri is also extremely passionate about his hobby (creating explosives)

Background check: Before joining Jack, Dimitri was a somewhat plucky kid who's grand parents came to the US from the Dominican republic, believing America to be the land of opportunity that everyone said it was. Despite a rocky start, his grandparents managed to carve out a living and in time raised a daughter who eventually married a soldier. When he turned 18 Dimitri joined the army in an effort to follow in his father's footsteps, and ended passing through basic training without incident. Dimitri was dishonorably discharged about two years into his service for getting into a fist fight with a superior officer, and lacking the kind of skills for a civilian job, became a mercenary for hire. Three more years down the road he met Jack Hunter who offered him a more stable career than just living on whatever he could scrounge up for a job. He's been with Jack ever since then.
Skills/ Abilities:
-Explosives expert (if has the potential to blow up, he WILL find a way to make it do so)

-Moderate skills in hand to hand combat

-Excellent trap layer/diffuser

Equipment ( Weapons & other Random gear) :

-Mossberg 500A

-Sig Sauer M1911

-Trench knife

-Various explosive devices (as many as he can carry without it being a hindrance)

Role on the team: Demolitions Expert

Vehicle ( Optional) : A black 2004 Kawasaki ZX-250C

Appearance: Right here
gotcha, demoman to the rescue! *stumbles away drunkenly*
Howdy ho folks, mind if ze shadiest of monsieur's joins the fray?

Name: Dimitri Santos
Alias: Alloy
Age: 16
Mentor: Bane
Gender: Male
Good or Evil: Evil [he's reluctant about it]
Abilities/Skills: Bi-lingual (can speak english and spanish,constantly alternates between the languages mentally to confuse telepaths), highly skilled at hand to hand combat, adept at hacking
Powers: Can turn parts of his body into an as of yet unknown metallic material. The metal is as light as aluminum, but boasts the strength of tungsten carbide
Weaknesses: Despite his skills, upbringing, and powers, John is actually quite reluctant to get physical with someone unless forced into it, he often exhibits quite a bit of guilt when civilians are harmed as well and will even go to great lengths to ensure they aren't harmed despite the fact that doing so may be against his orders.
Equipment: Various small tools for hacking or otherwise breaking into locations
Personality: Dimitri is a soft spoken and somewhat shy guy despite his appearance. He often prefers to be left in peace and will often avoid initiating a conversation on his own, but will open up with time. Dimitri displays a great deal of reluctance towards his orders from Bane, but will often do them without question due to an overwhelming sense of loyalty.
Short Bio: Originally an orphan, Dimitri never really knew the warm feelings and soft, loving embraces that would come from a parent. Instead, all he ever really knew was taunting, jeering, and neglect from the care takers and children for being different thanks to his powers. Eventually the years of harsh treatment took its toll on the boy, and when he could take it no more, Dimitri, then ten years old, slipped out of the orphanage and ran until he came across what he figured to be an abandoned truck to sleep in for the night. What Dimitri had been unaware of at the time, was that the 'abandoned' truck was actually a getaway vehicle for Bane and a few of his henchmen. When Bane discovered Dimitri, he ordered his henchmen to get rid of Dimitri, who in a panic ended up severely injuring several of them with the use of his powers. Bane became intriuged with the boy and took him under his wing, partially as a pet project that he saw much potential in, and because figured someone with powers would make a better lackey than a regular human.
Appearance: Civilian clothes - As Alloy. He stands at 6'1" and weighs around one hundred and seventy two pounds.
Other: Bane has given Dimitri a 'civilian' cover when not taking orders, he lives alone in a two bedroom one bathroom apartment a few miles away from Mt.Justice and attends classes at the local high school.
If thats how you wish to do it, then lemme know when its up and running in casual.
Tarantulass said
Should o really remembered this one week ago...So one final question: Who'll be doing NPC's? I can deal with them (as before) if no-one else prefers to.


Seeing as I don't think i'd enjoy taking on the task alone, I could at the very least assist in the control of NPCs.
Dimitri: Oh come on! I bought you a new one and said I was sorry didn't I?
Jacque: ...You blew up his car?
Dimitri: I had a bit too much to drink last new years eve...
How the hell did you manage not to get yourself killed?
Dimitri: I'm what you'd refer to as a functioning drunk.
I'm alright with that if you are. Though perhaps we could get a few more people in on this if you temporarily un-privated the rp until you had what you deemed sufficient numbers.
Appearance: Here
Name: Dimitri C. Alexander
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Personality: Dimitri is a rather cold cut individual with zero tolerance for mistakes or failure. Although he may often speak and act in a reserved manner, Dimitri is quick to lash out against friend and foe alike if they continue to aggravate him or he believes it will help in completing a mission more efficiently/quicker.
Rank(Novice, Apprentice, Master, Magi, Conjurer): Conjurer
Contracted Doll:(edit when pairs are decided)
Certain type of magic they are drawn too: Earth
Side (Government/Rebel): Government.
Bio: Originally one half of a pair of twins born in a small town in oregon. The sons of a manipulative and somewhat abusive ex-soldier, Dimitri and his brother would often be pitted against one another by their father, forced to compete in all manner of exercises, to include bare knuckled fist fights until one of the boys was rendered unconscious, with the result for losing being a harsh beating by Dimitri's father. Their mother, a meek and timid woman, turned a blind eye to what was going on, only ever acknowledging what was going on by tending to the boy's wounds. This went on for sixteen years, with both boys having forgotten this started with their father and having taken to fighting for the sake of it until Dimitri killed his brother in cold blood in a particularly brutal fight. His father carried this knowledge for two years before finally realizing the monster he'd created and tried to make amends with Dimitri, but by then, the boy had moved out and taken to learning magic to become a government sanctioned Conjurer. Its been nine years since then, and to this day Dimitri remains a cold, machine like engine of death, the only difference now is that he is much more lethal.

Go go power rangers~ *insert guitar rifts*
Dimitri: *points at Amber* I have to agree with her on this one 'boss' I'd just be blown apart. Besides...*points to Manō swatting barnacles off the boat* I think he'd got it covered. Thanks Jacque. Thanks Manō.
Jacque: Anytime.
Manō:*waves and goes back to ripping off barnacles*
*pats Amber on the head* Amber Breaker, Dimitri Santos. Dimitri Santos, Amber Breaker.
Dimitri: Ma'am. *nods curtly and slowly puts the grenade away*
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