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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Alloy stifled the urge to sigh as he caught his brother's somewhat tone when Legion admitted to recording the affairs of the heroes. "As much as I hate having to keep information from Bane, i'm inclined to agree with you on this one. We wouldn't last five minutes against the league if we were discovered even if we both went all out.". Alloy's ears perked as he heard sirens and a single gunshot not too far off, prompting him to hand the vial to Legion with a sheepish smile, "Hey...sorry to do this, but could you maybe have this delivered to Bane yourself? I wanna make sure none of the 'normals' were badly hurt." Alloy said while trying to avoid looking in the direction of the shot. Despite his mission Alloy couldn't bring himself to let innocent people be harmed, it was something that Bane had constantly reprimanded him about, both through words and the occasional beat down, but still Alloy refused to leave civilians to their plight unless he couldn't help it. Not to mention the fact that there was still some residual guilt for beating the guards in the medical facility into a pulp. Alloy fidgeted as he awaited an answer, and likely a bit of jeering from Legion for his softheartedness.
RainDash said
You see, the irony of the alligator man solving the puzzle is this… I never figured out how make them all work together or more accurately… a solution. So this is as close as I've ever gotten to the answer. ^^'


You mean my boy Jacque may have come up with a viable solution? Huzzah!
As Alloy neared the beacon on his HUD, he let out a small sigh of relief as he spotted Legion amongst several dismembered robots. Alloy smiled slightly as he jogged up to Legion and began to pull the vial from his pocket "Good news, the sample wasn't destroyed, lets get out of here before anything else shows up." he said, completely oblivious to the fact that the Justice League and their proteges had just departed. "Knowing you, i'm guessing you've gathered some data during all of this, right? Something that might come in handy for later perhaps?".
"This is getting ludicrous now! Really I just want to complete my mission without fighting, is that too much?!" Alloy complained as he grappled with a particularly persistent machine. The boy growled in frustration and squeezed down on the robot's arms, reducing the metal to a crumpled mess before yanking back and tearing the limbs free. Alloy wrapped his leg around the robots and grabbed its face before sweeping the machine off its feet and slamming it into the ground with his palm, "Legion! What the hell is going on?! Whats with these bots?" Alloy shouted into his communicator as he crushed the robots head in his hand with a small shower of sparks. Alloy was not enjoying himself, around him lay countless machines all brought to ruin by his hands, he was still a block or so away from his brother, and there were strange tremors in the ground that he could only assume came from the heroes that had come to quash the mechanical assault on the city, meaning that the longer he stuck around the greater the chances of his mission failing were. "Oh man...Bane is gonna be furious if I fail this..." Alloy muttered to himself as he took off after the beacon on his HUD, still waiting for input from his brother.
So this is like SOA? Im in.

Appearence: Yo'
Name: John Castille
Age: 19
Race: Dampyre [half vampire]
Class and sub-class: Knight & farmer
Weapon: Modified lance [the tip allows for slashing as well as piercing]
Special Race/Class abilities: Increased strength, gains health/stamina by draining blood from enemies.
Weaknesses: Increased damage can be inflicted on him by holy/enchanted weapons, weak against fire and water based spells.
other: He carries around sticks of cinnamon to gnaw on.
Leatherhide paced at the edge of the bog with a growl. Roxy was right, everyone was making a plan based on one or two members doing most of the work, when the exercise called for an effort on everyone's part. Another idea popped up in Leatherhide's head "Hikari say something in bog, yes? I have idea. he said as he leaned down and peered into the thick ooze, "We lure thing out, kill it, and pull off its arms and legs, then break down tree to use as raft. I push raft until I fall asleep, then John use powers to put me on land. Afterwards, team use severed limbs like...me think word is oars? No can remember. And paddle way back across.". After explaining his plan, Jacque let out a pained hiss and clutched his head, trying to think up something as complex as this in his current form was giving him a migraine.
[goddamned double posting]
"God's angry? Legion, what the heck does that-" A sharp series of clangs filled the alley way and cut Alloy off, prompting the young villain to turn his head with a look somewhere between confusion and exasperation. At the end of the alley a machine was plodding its way towards him, its eyes seemingly glued not on the boy, but what lay in his hand, "Scanning chemical compound...data not found. Acquiring sample." it droned out in a monotone as it began to back Alloy into a corner. "Uh..look, I don't know what you have planned for this stuff, but its important that I get it to my boss. Could you maybe..." "Resistance detected. Acquiring unknown chemical sample through means of force." it chimed as it cocked back its clenched fist. "Look man you don't want to go there! I really don't-" Alloy barely had time to usher his warning to stop the robot as it swung at him. There was a sharp clang that could only come from metal on metal which was followed suit by the sound of crumpling metal, "That wasn't very smart..." Alloy softly said as he gripped the machine's now mangled hand in his own. As the machine tried to cock back its fist again, Alloy released it, pocketed the vial and slid under its arm before wrapping his arms around its waist. Alloy grunted as he arched backwards and suplexed the machine, then, in a fluidly smooth series of movements, spun it around by twisting it around by its heels and stomping down on its head, reducing it to nothing more than a pile of crushed metal, torn circuits, and smashed computer chips which sparked as they were rained down upon. Sighing with displeasure at the barbaric nature of how he'd dispatched the machine, Alloy turned and ran out of the alley way, following the coordinates that had uploaded onto his helmet visor. The journey was far from peaceful though, every so often a machine would get too close for comfort, prompting Alloy to dispatch it with a brutal array of moves; a torn off head here, a pierced chassis there, at one point, Alloy even snapped a machine in half by slamming its back over his knee in a move Bane had shown him before Bane claimed he'd used it to 'break the bat'. Alloy shuddered at the thought of what that move had done to a human, but pressed on, determined to find Legion.
Nytem4re said
Hmm. But then that leaves the question of how they'll run into dahlia's and my char


Perhaps in the ensuing chaos? Alloy is about to wreak some serious havoc on a few machines to get to his partner. He's bound to draw a bit of attention if he starts crumpling machines up like balls of paper. I know it seems a bit weak as a reason, so if anyone has a better suggestion i'm open.
Soul said
Well, Legion can send his coordinates to Alloy via Comm link.


Sounds like a plan. perhaps the vial Alloy stole could play an important role. At least temporarily.
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