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    1. MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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As Alloy made his way back to his apartment he ducked into an alley way between a deli and barbershop where he'd stashed a duffel bag several hours prior. Alloy quickly scooped up the bag and climbed onto a roof, with the help of a dumpster and the gutter that ran along the top of the building. "Hey...brother, thanks again for delivering the vial to Bane. You need anything before I go home? " Alloy grunted into his communicator as he pulled himself fully to the top of the roof before beginning to peel out of his suit.
Oh...oh no....Sunny's back...
Jacque: *screaming internally with rage*
Manō: *signs to ask who Sunny is*
Dimitri: How the hell should I know? I'm just a visitor.
"Man, this weather is really depressing. Guess i'll just spend the day grinding..."
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John logged into the game and swirled his lance experimentally, "Alright now, lets go see what kind've loot I can score today...only...", the knight impaled the ground with his weapon and leaned on it as he mused, "Were should I go this time? I mean, the ruins are fun and all, but its a pain traversing the land while avoiding the traps, the mountains are just as bad with all the low level monsters swarming you on the way to the big boys. Maybe the jungle region...."he said to himself, so far oblivious to the fact that he could actually sort of feel the lance he leaned upon as though it were a real thing.
Wait, I thought Archer and Taeko were the same person, just how many characters do you have spriggs? Its getting hard to keep track of em all.
Rather than address the rune that had been beneath his feet moments before, Jacque tilted his head at Archer with a tired smile, "Well, aren't you a chipper one?" he stated with sarcasm before walking up to Archer. "I wouldn't expect a halfbreed as young as you to understand what a rivalry such as ours truly means. Part of it is due to a glorious war that took place fifty some odd years ago, one that elementals of all races did their best to keep from spilling into the human world. A war, the likes of which no mortal had ever seen!", Jacque's eyes glittered brightly as he recounted the victories of battles past. Jacque cleared his throat, "Sorry, got carried away. Her issue with me is that i'm essentially a war criminal, one who has literally literally murdered hundreds of thousands of her people. My issue with her- well, truth be told, there is no issue, I simply seek to either overcome another foe, or to be met with an honorable end at the hands of a worthy adversary. Though even then, these reasons are paltry to why we have to fight.". Jacque held his arms out wide and grinned, "Its like the Aesop fable of the scorpion and the frog. We do what we do because it is in our nature!".
*taps chest* Pfff, feel free to try, this new bod can't be destroyed.
Jacque: *shrugs* We'll simply have to see how it plays out then, won't we?
Jacque:*muffled voice from behind my hand*
Shhh...shh...sleep little sea farer...sleep...*stroking Jacque's head*
Jacque:*rolls eyes and pries my hand off* Get the hell off me man! *shoves me away* Any who...the trick would be pulling it off before I drowned you. Well, that or filled you with enough water t'pop you like a balloon. I figure if I overwhelm you with water before you can combust it all, I can pour it in either a liquid or steam form into one of your openings and just expand it until something ruptures.
Jacque...you're going to some very dark places right now....should I be worried?
Jacque: Oh piss off with that shit, we both know this is YOU in the end.
...Touché...
Sorry bout' that Rain ^^ I guess got a bit over excited about letting Jacque go wild on something that he was allowed to tear up.
Jacque: *chuckles and drops orbs* Who says i'm limited to just bodies of water? I simply use that because its the easiest form of liquid. I can use water in all its forms, gaseous, liquid, and solid, I capable taking it from the clouds, plant life, living creatures, and even...*wisps hand in the air and a ring of water appears* from the moisture present in the air. Granted the last two methods mentioned are extremely difficult for me to use. Not to mention i've got more experience fighting than you do. All your power means nothing if you can't use it effectively. Finally theres what happens when Manō and I-

*clasps hands over Jacque's mouth* Ex nay on the Anō May dear boy. We'll save that for later.
As the creature rose from the depths of the bog, Leatherhide bellowed loudly in challenge, undaunted by the size of the creature as he charged forward and tackled it. The gator man wasted no time as he made contact and began to viciously bite the beast, making use of every bit of the metal crushing power that his jaws had to offer as he tore at it in a savage frenzy that no mere human could ever muster.
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