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    1. MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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John waited a few seconds to follow after Susanne, giving her what he assumed would be ample time to recompose herself after Don tried to make things better. The knight, realizing the opportunities presented by the game imbuing him with the physiology of an actual dampyre, decided to test out his abilities by quickly scaling a building and running along the roof tops with speed much greater than a mere human. It wasn't long before John spotted his grinding buddy kicking a stone along the road as she walked towards the town center, "Oi. Suz', hang on." he called down before leaping from the roof and landing a few feet from her. "Holy shit that actually worked..." He muttered to himself before rising, sparing a quick nod of greeting to Zaffic, and walking alongside Susanne, "You know...you left your helmet back there. But that can wait, lemme see your face." he said with a somewhat concerned tone.
The dampyre stifled a laugh as Susanne reigned in her temper before she got the chance to strike him, "Well, I was on my way inside to see if anyone had figured out what in the happy hell was going on around here, but I noticed you sitting here looking as though you were filled with more piss n' vinegar than usual." John said casually before crouching down to meet Susanne at eye level. "So, what's got you riled up this time?".
As John neared the guild, he noticed a familiar figure skulking outside of the building and shook his head. "Oh great...what set Suz' off this time?" he muttered under his breath, having been on just enough grinding sessions with the woman to know when something was pissing her off. The Dampyre knight let out a small sigh and strode up to his fellow player before raising an eyebrow and nudging her lightly with the handle of his lance, figuring that by now she'd probably lowered her in game volume to cool off for a bit.
Having been leaning on the wall inside the cockpit, Jacque had thankfully managed to avoid being tossed about the ship like a rag doll when it took off at breakneck speeds. However leaning on the wall had done nothing to shield him from the shattered glass as a figure crashed through the window and began to ask Spartan for his assistance. Jacque eyed the android with a combination of aggravation and interest as it made its plea to Spartan for his assistance, "I have to say, if you wish to convince someone to help them, there are better ways to go bout doing it than smashing through the window of their vehicle. Or is this some new method of communication for kids today?" Jacque asked as he began to pull shards of glass from his arms, grateful that they'd missed his face and torso. Once the glass was removed, Jacque quickly set about willing the rain that poured down on the ship around the cockpit to avoid frying the controls.
"Logout. LOG.OUT. LOG THE HELL OUT!" John roared at his menu as he frantically pressed the button. "SON OF A BITCH! LOG...." he roared as he ripped his lance from the ground, "OUUUUUTTTT!!!", he finished as he tried to impale the small menu with his weapon, only for the menu to disappear and his lance to yet again be met with solid ground. John stood there for a moment huffing in frustration when something finally dawned on him; not only did he feel the weight of his weapon when he'd lifted it, but he'd felt resistance from the cobblestone street as he'd ran it through with the lance, whats more he could feel the armor and clothing on his body, "No...no no no...this has gotta be some kind of joke." he muttered as he removed his face plate and one of his gloves. John looked around to ensure no one was watching, then quickly sank his fangs into his hand only to yelp in pain and release the hand immediately, "...Holyshiti'minthegame..." he said in a single breath as he watched blood run freely down his hand before slipping his plate and glove back on. John once more brought up his menu screen and was about to send out a group message, however he noticed yet another message from Don stating that the if anyone needed help to meet him at the guild. With no other alternative to think of, John shouldered his lance and started walking towards the guild.
John read his email and scratched his head thoughtfully, "Having issues logging out? Hang on, lemme try. It may just be something up with your internet." he said before bringing up a small screen and pressing logout. John waited for a few seconds, then tried it again, "What the hell...." he muttered before pressing it a few more times with an increasingly annoyed look on his face. The knight brought up the message and made a reply, "I can't logout either, what the heck is going on?".
Spriggs27 said
I only had Sunny and Jun through that Rp, you got me confused with one of our enemies or Rachel or one of the other various characters.


I vaguely remember you having another character because you quickly used said character to remind me to be careful about what I say on the guild in a 4th wall breaking post.
Spriggs27 said
Uh Sunny was like 12 in that rp what did she ever do to deserve a threat from Jacque ? She was nice to everyone besides Kori really, but nice to everyone.

I may have Sunny confused with one of your others then.
Spriggs27 said
I'm just gonna say that Taeko is sunny but what has she done to Jacque ? Also I have 3 Nao, Taeko, and Archer, I'm getting rid of Seiko since I don't really use her, I'm not going to kill her off, just not post as her.


The Soul hunters RP. Those two got into a bunch arguments, and if memory serves correctly, Jacque threatened to introduce her colon to whatever pole like object he could get hold of. And I don't mean introduction via impaling or her mouth.
Jacque: Well, we might be destined to destroy eachother in this rp, but at least we're united in our mind numbing hatred for Sunny.
I always found her amusing.
Jacque: You would...
Dimitri: So...who's Sunny?
What? i'm not allowed to enjoy the antics of another character?
Jacque: I never said that. I'm just curious as to why you'd be amused by HER.
Dimitri: ...Hellooooo....
Because I can be. You and the others are no fun sometimes with all the drama you bring.
Dimitri: *growls in frustration and walks over to Eve, Spartan, and Magnus* Would one of you be so kind as to tell me who the flying hell this "Sunny" person is? Jacque and Shade are being douche rockets.
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