Moonman

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Arragoz Plizgin - Da Spess Bar

So, the new humie was something called a 'Say'n,' and 'e wuz scared of a cold storage unit, that just so happened to own multiple planets. From Takkaharra's description of them, they sounded like the sort of place the Ork would enjoy visiting. Ludicrously hostile environments made for excellent practice. If you could learn to survive, thrive, and most importantly, stalk targets without being heard or seen in the deadliest places known to exist, anything lesser was as 'eatin Squig Pie. At the thought of the delicious meat-filled pastry, the Ork licked his lips, and mentally reminded himself to raid the bar's fridge on the way out.

Now, back to krumpin' the humie. In addition to the altered outfit, he now had two choppas, which he used to block Arragoz' own. As for his comment on the stunbomb, the Kommando was blunt. "I'z gots no idea wot dose last two wurds mean, ya git." While saying this, the Greenskin raised his Slugga. At this range, dodging would be a bit tricky for the humie, and accuracy would be less significant. With a pull of the trigger, Arragoz unleashed another salvo of Dakka.

Kamen Rider Generations

Name: Yamada Goro

Rider Name: Kuuga (The Third)

Age: 28

Sex: Male

Transformation Device: Arcle

Origin of Powers: Kamen Rider Kuuga

Abilities: A janitor by trade, Yamada is proficient in the use of various cleaning products and equipment. He's quite handy with a mop, in particular. As Kuuga, he gains the standard suite of enhanced strength, speed, tendency to make rubber-suited monsters spontaneously explode, ect. In addition, when in Dragon, Pegasus, or Titan Form, he can grab any mundane inanimate object that vaguely resembles the form's associated weapon, and reassemble its atomic structure to become said weapon. When the weapon is no longer needed, it will revert to its original state.

Forms: At present, Yamada can only access the Growing Form, due to his inexperience preventing him from fully utilizing the Arcle's power. Given time, he'll eventually attain the four proper forms of Kuuga, shown below.

Forms

Mighty

Dragon

Pegasus

Titan

Appearance: Here ya go. Might replace it later.

Personality: While not the most valorous, kind-spirited, or heroic person in existence, Yamada has a dedicated and hardworking attitude. If a job needs doing, he will get it done to the best of his ability, no half-assing it or backing out after a minor setback. While this could lend to making him an excellent Rider, Yamada's lack of experience with either using his new-found powers or fighting monsters means that it might take a while for him to reach that point.

Background: An employee of the 'Kraken Council,' Yamada's life has been mostly spent doing menial work. Cleaning up the messes created by higher-ups, disposing of unwanted articles, mopping the floors, and so on and so forth. Not the most exciting job in existence, but it paid surprisingly well.

However, while emptying out the trash one day, the janitor found something remarkable: an oddly shaped belt, with a stone embedded in the middle. Given that it was in nearly perfect condition, Yamada found it odd someone would simply throw it away. After thoroughly cleaning it (safety first), he figured he may as well try it on, only to find that it fit perfectly. So perfectly, that he could no longer remove it, no matter how hard he tried. While it was quite stylish, Yamada figured it would be rather uncomfortable to wear it absolutely everywhere he went. After some extensive fiddling, he managed to arguably make it worse, by somehow encasing himself in a suit of bug-themed armour.

Wholly ignorant of the imminent threat of Mirai Shocker, Yamada is primarily interested in figuring out how to switch back, so he can go back to work without getting weird looks. Or at least, that is currently the case.

Kamen Rider Generations

Name: Yamada Goro

Rider Name: Kuuga (The Third)

Age: 28

Sex: Male

Transformation Device: Arcle

Origin of Powers: Kamen Rider Kuuga

Abilities: A janitor by trade, Yamada is proficient in the use of various cleaning products and equipment. He's quite handy with a mop, in particular. As Kuuga, he gains the standard suite of enhanced strength, speed, tendency to make rubber-suited monsters spontaneously explode, ect. In addition, when in Dragon, Pegasus, or Titan Form, he can grab any mundane inanimate object that vaguely resembles the form's associated weapon, and reassemble its atomic structure to become said weapon. When the weapon is no longer needed, it will revert to its original state.

Forms: At present, Yamada can only access the Growing Form, due to his inexperience preventing him from fully utilizing the Arcle's power. Given time, he'll eventually attain the four proper forms of Kuuga, shown below.

Forms

Mighty

Dragon

Pegasus

Titan

Appearance: Here ya go. Might replace it later.

Personality: While not the most valorous, kind-spirited, or heroic person in existence, Yamada has a dedicated and hardworking attitude. If a job needs doing, he will get it done to the best of his ability, no half-assing it or backing out after a minor setback. While this could lend to making him an excellent Rider, Yamada's lack of experience with either using his new-found powers or fighting monsters means that it might take a while for him to reach that point.

Background: An employee of the 'Kraken Council,' Yamada's life has been mostly spent doing menial work. Cleaning up the messes created by higher-ups, disposing of unwanted articles, mopping the floors, and so on and so forth. Not the most exciting job in existence, but it paid surprisingly well.

However, while emptying out the trash one day, the janitor found something remarkable: an oddly shaped belt, with a stone embedded in the middle. Given that it was in nearly perfect condition, Yamada found it odd someone would simply throw it away. After thoroughly cleaning it (safety first), he figured he may as well try it on, only to find that it fit perfectly. So perfectly, that he could no longer remove it, no matter how hard he tried. While it was quite stylish, Yamada figured it would be rather uncomfortable to wear it absolutely everywhere he went. After some extensive fiddling, he managed to arguably make it worse, by somehow encasing himself in a suit of bug-themed armour.

Wholly ignorant of the imminent threat of Mirai Shocker, Yamada is primarily interested in figuring out how to switch back, so he can go back to work without getting weird looks. Or at least, that is currently the case.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Arragoz Plizgin - Da Spess Bar, now serving one more customer

The Stunbomb worked perfectly, and as always, provided an amusing display as a bonus. It was always amusing to watch humies fumble and flail uselessly, temporarily deafened and blinded by the blast. As for the Ork, while the flash of light would still affect him, the sound was one he'd adjusted to after experiencing it so many times. It also helped that Greenskins practically spent their whole lives being exposed to extremely loud noises, e.g. gunshots, explosions, their own voices, Shoutas' voices, whatever went on in the Madboy cage, and so on and so forth. That aside, the Kommando was wondering why the humie's outfit was changing again. Da zog is goin on 'ere?

Furthermore, another git appeared outta da blue, apparently at the same time the Stunbomb went off. Ain't dat sumfing. This one provided an equally amusing display, replacing the 'screaming incomprehensible gibberish' with 'spill a tray of food everywhere.' It was then that Arragoz picked up on something odd. This humie wasn't quite like the others. Sure, he smelled different than most, but that was a common occurrence. His outfit was peculiar, but so was every humie's aside from da Guard. What made him stand out was most definitely the hair. The Kommando had never seen a humie with hair that 'uge. Oh, and he was yelling about spoiled lunch and asking why he shouldn't krump Arragoz 'n' Takkaharra. "We'z in da middle of sumfing ya git. 'Owz about you'z be payshint 'n' wait, den I'll fights ya." After saying this, the Ork returned his attention to Sentoo.

Unfortunately, it seems the time spent reacting to the new arrival gave the humie enough time to recover from the Stunbomb, removing any opening. In addition, the humie's attire was now an odd mish-mash of his previous suit, and one that resembled a humie skeleton. Eh, it ain't nuffin, sum new clothez won't stop me frum krumpin' im. Raising his choppa, the Greenskin charged in once more, eager to continue their duel.

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Arragoz Plizgin - Da Spess Bar

The 'duel' between the Ork and the humie was presently swinging in favour of the former, with the Greenskin forcing Takkaharra onto the defensive. Considering his competition, this wasn't exactly the best position to be in. However, the humie showing off all the bitz 'n' gubbinz he had at his disposal amused the Kommando, so he refrained from trying to kill him too quickly. Trukks, bikes, gazzoleen, loud engines, 'n' goin fast in general was more of an Evil Sunz specialty, while Arragoz himself preferred foot slogging. It was slower, but had the advantage of being much quieter, and useful in just about any terrain, save for muckin' about in open spess. As for Stompas 'n' Gargants, it was fairly obvious why they were rather unsuited to stealth operations.

The Greenskin didn't recognize any of the locations mentioned, and they didn't look too interesting, so 'e simply glossed over them. The weapons, however, oh Mork 'n' Gork the weapons. Choppas, Shootas, Big Shootas, 'Uge Choppas, Even Bigga Shootas, 'Uge 'Uge Choppas, 'Splosives, horrific contraptions straight out of a Mek's workshop, and so much more, as far as the eye could see. If Arragoz possessed tear ducts, he would shed a single tear at the beauty of it, 'afore punching said tear ducts out of existence for not being proppa Orky.

"I'z gotz ta say, dats sum flash gubbinz you'z got, Sentoo. When I'z dunn krumpin' ya, I could use summa dat for gettin rid uv' Shadoo Foreva's Grotty Boss."

But that would come later, now it was time for one of the Kommando's kunnin trikz. The Ork's assault suddenly abated, whereupon he proceeded to take a few steps back, and promptly tossed his Choppa at the humie. While the humie was hopefully distracted by the sudden change in taktikz, Arragoz whipped out a Stunbomb, pulled the pin wiff his teef, and tossed it to the ground. After drawing his backup Choppa, the Ork quickly closed his eyes. Mere moments later, an ear-splitting bang would be heard, and blinding light filled the immediate area, then vanished as quickly as it appeared. With any luck, the humie would be temporarily disoriented, creating an opening for the Greenskin to strike.

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Arragoz Plizgin - Da Spess Bar

The Ork's opponent responded to his barrage in kind, making the fight into a proppa shootout. The beamy shots from the humie stung, but didn't do much more than singe the Greenskin's hide. As for the high-calibre rounds fired by the simian soldier, they did far more than that. Punching through the Ork's thick skin, they burrowed quite a ways in before stopping. Thankfully, they missed what little vital parts the Ork actually had, but it still 'urt lotz. Naturally, this inclined Arragoz to divert some of his attention to krumpin' Aldo as well. "Oi, fink fast, ya git!" Withdrawing a Buzzbomb from his backpack, the Kommando flicked off the pin, and tossed it over. Upon 'detonating,' it would release a swarm of Buzzer Squigs, which were best described as large, incredibly voracious bees with a maw of razor-sharp teeth. Quite effective, both in terms of lethality and instilling panic.

After doing this, the Greenskin redirected his attention to the humie, who was delivering a presentation on Shokka Plus. Surprisingly, it was not a weapon at all, instead being an organization of some sort. While Arragoz could certainly get behind livin' for fightin, especially the part about krumpin' stronger and stronger foes, he'd never cared much for manners related to teef. As for makin' da ooniverse betta, that essentially entailed more fightin', from the Ork's perspective, anyway. With all that in mind, the Kommando voiced his thoughts on the matter.

"I'll fink abowt it, but furst, I'z gonna krump ya."

With that, the Greenskin drew one of his choppas, readjusted his posture to make his shoulder face the humie, and proceeded to charge at the table 'e was hiding behind.

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Arragoz Plizgin - Da Spess Bar

At first, the Greenskin was rather perplexed, with Aldo talking about an offer that he may not like. "Well, if I'z not gonna likes it, den wots da point of makin it, ya git?" However, the situation quickly changed when a humie named Sentoo Takkaharra stepped in, offering him a card that read 'Shokka Plus.' Dat sum kind uv' kustom Shokk Attack Gun? Whatever it was, it would have to wait, as the humie finally made it clear what the offer was, or, at the very least, Arragoz now knew that it involved fightin'.

"You'z gots it all rong, Aldo, I like dis offa already!"

In response to Takkaharra readying a weapon, the Kommando quickly prepped himself for a fight. Untying his headband from around his head, the Ork retied it to cover his mouth, before unholstering his slugga. "If'n itz a zoggin fight ya want, yer gonna get it, humie." Raising the gun, Arragoz decided to make the first move, loosing a salvo of bullets whilst bellowing the iconic war cry of his species.

"WAAAAAAAGH!"

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Arragoz Plizgin - 'Ome Base -> Da Bar

As the Boss provided intel, the Ork reached into his backpack, withdrawing a small notepad and a Calixian Infantryman's Portable Communications Transcription Device, the latter of which the Ork referred to as 'Da righty fing,' with both being the former property of an Imperial Guardsman. With the comically undersized implements in hand, Arragoz carefully scribbled the necessary info down, in Ork runes, naturally, while making some mental comments along the way.

Bottum uv' da manshun, eh? Gonna be diggin' through lotsa floors.

Magick s'kurity? I'z busted inta dem panzy Elfdar Kraftwurlds afore, dis shoodn't be any 'arder.

Plenty a guards jus' meens dere's more gitz ta krump, iz all.

As for the remaining information, the Kommando figured he could look at that after meeting up with Aldo. "Fanks fer all dat, Boss, I'z gonna go 'n' gavva da Skwad." The Greenskin was already halfway out the door as he said this, briskly plodding over to the Tellyporta room. Following a brief spat of yelling and brandishing of weapons, the employees managing the devices set the Ork's desired coordinates in, and he was sent sailing through space, before being deposited in the bar.

Or, to be precise, in one of the bar's restrooms. Arragoz couldn't be arsed to check which, not that he'd be able to tell the difference in the first place. "Eh, close enuff." Shrugging his massive shoulders, the Greenskin made his way over to the door, opened it halfway, and yelled out.

"Oi, Aldo, ya 'ere?"

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Presently waiting on a response from Vita, mainly to these chunks of my two most recent posts. Just in case you missed it.

"Gots it. I'z gonna need a cupple fings from ya fer dis misshun, like a map uv da manshun, 'n' a pik'sher uv da Snakeeye or wotever it'z called. Jus' send em to da' kompoota in my quartaz."

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After sending the coordinates, the Greenskin cut the transmission, and made his way back to the Boss' room, in search of further intel.

"Oi, Boss, I gotz a few more questions for ya. Wot sort a gitz will I'z be krumpin'? S'allways nice ta knowz which gubbinz to use afore 'and. Iz da manshun close ta a city 'r' anyfing like dat? Also, If'n dey haz 'ny flash s'kurity bitz, Iz dere a way to shut em off?" The Ork was being rather inquisitive, but that was merely his usual routine. As a Kommando, he always preferred to know what he was getting into, rather than blindly running in. There was certainly a time and a place for that, but raids to acquire valuable artifacts were not one of them.

@Moonman

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Arragoz Plizgin - 'Ome Base

"Wondaful, we'z goin to sum planet call'd Nox, da Boss wants a shiny rok dey 'ave dere called da 'Eye uv da Sirpent,' or sumfing like dat. Sez 'e needs it fer krumpin' dem Ummey gitz. Az fer da meetin', I knowz a place a few klickz souf a N'dromeda, grub ain't 'alf bad. See ya dere in a bit, gotz ta do sumfing furst." After sending the coordinates, the Greenskin cut the transmission, and made his way back to the Boss' room, in search of further intel.

"Oi, Boss, I gotz a few more questions for ya. Wot sort a gitz will I'z be krumpin'? S'allways nice ta knowz which gubbinz to use afore 'and. Iz da manshun close ta a city 'r' anyfing like dat? Also, If'n dey haz 'ny flash s'kurity bitz, Iz dere a way to shut em off?" The Ork was being rather inquisitive, but that was merely his usual routine. As a Kommando, he always preferred to know what he was getting into, rather than blindly running in. There was certainly a time and a place for that, but raids to acquire valuable artifacts were not one of them.