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  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

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(Baba. Hag has left long time ago to an undisclosed location, leaving Shadow to take care of them.)

Shadow looked at the beautiful fortune teller and cawed. "No, madame! What Hag intends is to wait until the high father arrives to give us the orders of what we can do here and what we cannot do here, you understand? Long time ago, before any of you were here, Hag settled one of his shows in this place. The High Father of this place cursed the carnival, and told Hag and Mortimer that if they didn't come within 20 years, terrible things would rain down upon him and his workers. As you can see, Hag and Mortimer both care about you...and he is here to meet his fate."

Mortimer looked at him and removed his top hat for the first time in decades since he was working with Hag. He had a bald head, that was as pale as the rest of his body. "M-Miss Esme...y-you know...H-Hag was very frustrated back in the carriage. Telling m-me how much he loved you...and how little y-you appreciated it. In fact...y-you never told him you loved him...and that hurt the man. Hag is getting old, you know? And yes...maybe the incest thing you are feeling...is probably correct...but I'm no one to stand in the middle. Just...follow your h-heart." Mortimer finished his speech with a calm and gentle voice, his top hat was on his hand for a few seconds before returning it. "M-Miss Esme...you are the third lucky person to hear my voice...appart from Hag and Mina. No one else has heard me before...I'm...just shy...to speak...and my voice....I'm just getting too old...so my loyal pet Shadows does the vocal work for me."
Mortimer looked at the cute ghost girl who sadly sat down by the ticket booth with a long face. She seemed really sad about something, so he decided to go and find out what happened to her. However, in order to keep everything calm, he left Mina and Shadow together, who stood on top of Mina's shoulder. "Aye Matey! I guess we are ruling these guys until Mortimer returns! Have you had any lunchtime since that time?" he asked Mina in a flirtatious way as it was more than clear Mortimer and Shadow shared a crush on her.

Mortimer reappeared next to Esme and sat down next to her, her head barely reaching his elbows. "M-M-Miss Esme..." he spoke shyly, this also being the first time she heard his true voice. "I bet something....i-is troubling y-you...And if I'm c-correct...it must be the way Hag t-touched that dirty clown's rear...Let me tell you something. Hag is a very troubled m-man...and holding so much souls in his ring for more than 20 years....has c-changed Hag in swingy way. But...he never disappoints those who he l-loves...or he cares about. We have a really s-strong bond...He is my best friend, and so is Shadow. We are unsplittable. But...that man...it seems that he l-loves you....have you told him that you feel the same? That you love him the way he does? If you haven't...then Hag doesn't really feel any love towards a girl who doesn't feel the same..." Mortimer sounded so sincere with such a shy and calm voice.
Hag acknowledged everyone as they surrounded him and his sister. Only Vol was missing. "Greetings, Mina. You may not have heard me...but later on you'll go to the main gate of the carnival and wait for me and Mortimer. We must have a talk with the high father of this place who wants to share a word with us and tell us about the rules." Mortimer then appeared behind Hag and stood still, quite silent and not saying anything. "Oh, I forgot..." Hag clapped his hand and made a few moves pointing to the empy piece of ground next to them, which was quite huge and the carnival started to unfold quite quickly. In a matter of seconds, Hag's dark magic had set up everything the carnival had: the tents, the worker's living places, the ticket-booth and Mortimer/Hag's office. "Oh....one more thing...You cannot use magic or any other kind of supernatural abilities when you are being watched by these guys...they don't like anything that's out of their normal lives or believes." With that last word, he gave Esme a kiss on her cheeks and a small squish on Chance's beautiful rear before disappearing, leaving Mortimer to rule them.
Hehe, has happened to me more than once...or twice. XD
Made me laugh.
Ummm...Casterly...They are already In London. Most specifically...a village in England, in the outermost of London.
I'll try and control my Hag. Plus, he's really in love with Esme.
Hehe, I think It'd be interesting If I said that Hag used to have a crush on Chance...Hehe.

Thanks Myst, that's very nice of you.
Hag was happy her sister wanted to spend time with, but he was really saddened that this location would be their dead end. "I don't know...I want all of you in the meeting so you can hear what the high father will tell us about the rules. I want to spend time with my beautiful sister too, but I need time to gather my ideas. Mina and Mortimer will be together I guess, so they'll take care of such a delicate soul as yours." Hag then gasped when Chance jumped out of the carriage. A grin spread behind his mask as he watched the beautiful clown he once used to crave for dance and flip around him. He just shook his head and placed one of his hands around Chance's hips seductively. "I would....gladly have fun with both of you...my gorgeous ladies..." he told to both his sister and Chance, "But I'm worried Kodama wouldn't want me stealing his gorgeous girlfriend, right?" Hag was always gentle with his workers, strict, but gentle.
Good to know Mina! :3 I'm trying the best for all of you to find it entertaining!
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