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    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

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@Mortimer

Hi, Mortimer.

Are you still available?


Indeed. Shoot me a PM.
So... well... hello there! Welcome to my 'yet-to-be' complete Request Thread. It shall be completed whenever the muse to add new plots strikes me. Anyhow, here is what you might/must/may want to know about me:

-I am okay with any mature theme, be it gore, violence and smut. I am not into that kind of filthy/degenerate stuff like scat, watersports, vore, furries, etc. thing. Really... no.
-Since there will be mature content, I prefer to 'play' these out through PMs.
-Please, write with readable grammar. We all make mistakes, but if I can't understand what you are saying, then your PM will go straight into the garbage bin.
-I prefer people who RP in High-casual or advanced. I tend to write 3-5 paragraphs (and up to 7 if something important happens in the storyline). Obviously, if there is little space in the RP and the situation is a limited one, I can expect you to write less as I will do the same. But don't give me one liners. Every time I see a one-liner in any place other than Free, I lose a brain cell.

Now, onto the 'pairings'. I give 2 flying fucks as to whether I play the male or the female in the RP since I have plenty of experience with both genders. Just let me know. These are the pairings:

Human x Vampire
Demon x Human
Superhero/Superheroine x Villain (got a good plot for this one.)

I will add more. I will also add some plots when I come up with some good and original ones.

=========================Viktor's Regime====================================================

This is a nice League of Legends plot I came up with. The main idea would be that our characters are playing a regular 1v1 (any champ vs. any champ) in the Summoner's Rift when all of a sudden they are frozen for a minute. The servers were shut down. However, they are able to move once the Summoners are disconnected, but everything looks different. The monsters are up to destroy them and even come out of their camps. Going back to Valoran does not help either, as they realize that there is a mastermind behind the server's disconnection.

========================CarnEvil===============================================================================
NO REFUNDS! NO RETURNS! Queue up and watch the amazing performers at Ludwig Von Tokkentäker's circus!
The main idea of this plot takes place in a mysterious and dark circus. In here, the workers have lost their souls after asking for a wish that either went horribly wrong (due to their words being twisted) or went perfectly right (if their desire was to end someone's life). If they asked for that wish, then their soul would become tied to Ludwig's circus forever, forcing them to work for him for all eternity. The Roleplay would be mostly centered around the cruel and ever-lasting life of our workers under Ludwig's tyranny. You would have to play two characters or more to make this really entertaining.

=================================Evil is Never Truly Dead====================================================
Forty years have passed since Lord Voldermort's demise at the hands of the legendary wizard Harry Potter. He-who-shall-not-be-named is nothing more but a cruel reminder of what happens to those who dare to venture into the dark arts without any guidance whatsoever. Although things have been very normal at Hogwarts, some kind of unholy cult is trying to make itself known. Their true purposes are unknown to everyday people, even wizards. The ultimate resurrection of an ancient and extremely wicked warrior is what they are truly after. We would play OC students in Hogwarts during their 4th-6th year.

That's it for now! I won't reply or pay attention to any post in this thread as I don't check this very often, so PM or you shall be ignored.
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This is as dead as a Dillinger, so I guess I'll be droppin' out.
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