Mortimer — Roleplayer Guild

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Old Guild Username: John Torque
Joined: 12 yrs ago
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Username history
1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago

Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.

4 likes

7 yrs ago

"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.

1 like

7 yrs ago

Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.

2 likes

9 yrs ago

Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.

9 yrs ago

People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.

3 likes

Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

 I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

Most Recent Posts

In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump
I'm gonna bump you right down
Right off your thread
Make your RP with me
Put you in my PMs

Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump
I love to see you post
Up and down the forum
And when you replying to me that baby content

I like it like that
Oh, when you RP like that
You knocks me out
Right off of my account
Hoo, hoo, hoo, whoa, yeah

Bump the thread baby
Reply to the RP right now
And post that reply right now, baby
Whoa, yeah

And bump that thread
And bump that thread
Bump the thread, baby
And bump that thread

And you whisper in my chatbox
I can't take it like that
You knocks me out
And when you bump like that
I can't take it like that

Oh, when you bump like that
You knocks me out
Right off of my thread
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hoo, hoo, hoo

Bump the thread baby
Reply to the RP right now
And post that reply right now, baby
Whoa, yeah

Bump, Bump, Bump - John Lee RPer

In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

The almighty bump.

In Men vs. Women Race to 1000 → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

-100

In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

Bumpity.

In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

Bump.

In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

Bump.

In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 11 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

bump

In Shuffle your music player and post the first 10 songs → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

1-Sandy Rogers - Fool For Love
2-Bedlam - Magic Carpet Ride
3-The White Stripes - White Moon
4-Iron Butterfly - In a Gadda Da Vida
5-The Who - Eminence Font
6-Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love
7-George Harrison - I've Got My Mind Set On You
8-How Bizarre - OMC
9- Wet Wet Wet - Love is All Around
10-The White Stripes - Fell in Love with a Girl

In Men vs. Women Race to 1000 → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

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In Men vs. Women Race to 1000 → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

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