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Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

STATUS: I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about. 5 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 3 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
  • Posts: 550 (0.15 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Mortimer 10 yrs ago
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Status

Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
4 likes
5 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
1 like
5 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
2 likes
7 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
7 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
3 likes

Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

Most Recent Posts

In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 8 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Bump
In What Are You Listening To? → 8 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
In The Ordinary Mystical Academy → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
I'm interested in this.
In Dungeon crawler academy → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Are there any particular requisites when introducing a character? Say...gender, abilities, wether her/his capabilities are more wizard or warrior-like.
In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 8 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
When a user bumps a threaaaad...
-Percy Bumper
In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 8 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Bumpity.
In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 8 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Bormp.
In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 8 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
While I am still pretty busy with my studies and work, I will be able to RP...I think. Time for another 'bumpy' song.

See the great white bump
Over Battery Park
Then a poster glides over
But I won't look at that bump
Oh my nuclear bump
Oh my idiot thread
All my idiot topics
Let's face the reply box and bump

Don't ever say I'm spamming, I'm spamming, I'm spamming
I never said I'm bumping, I'm bumping, I'm bumping
Don't ever say I'm spamming, I'm spamming, I'm spamming
I never said I'm bumping, I'm bumping, I'm bumping your thread you

All the threads in the forums
Who but we bumping these
The users and posts
I'm thinking now

I got a better bump
I discovered a thread
I got a better bump
Ready, set, bump
I got a better bump
A new killer bump
I got a better bump
Ready, set, bump
I got a better bump
The bump in your thread
I got a better bump
Ready, set, bump
I got a better bump
I discovered a bump
I got a better bump
Ready, set, bump

Davie Bumpie - New Killer Bump
In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 8 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Bump, Bump, Bumputin
Bumper of the RP Guild
There was a post that really was gone
Bump, Bump, Bumputin
Guild's Greatest Bump Machine
It was a shame how he bumped on.
In Looking for someone to RP, mature content (+18, high-casual to advanced, always searching) → 8 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Shawshank's Bumpamption.
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