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  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
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    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

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Faustus watched as most inmates were awaken by the doctors he had sent after them. It may be obnoxious and quite annoying to be woken up at 9AM, but it was the asylum's rules and they had to respect them. With his scalpel, he rubbed it against his bear-trap and cranky noises came out, something he loved to do mostly at nights and to scare the inmates. But now he had to focus on keeping everything correct, mostly since they were going to have an inspection in two days, and everything had to be correct. If it wasn't and the place was deemed hazardous...well...he'd have to eat the inspector. Something really funny, since most people would have to close their working places. But no! Not for Dr. Faustus. This place was going to remain open whether they wanted or not. Within a few minutes, he saw Yuri arrive first. The cute and little teen was indeed the most innocent of the patients and the least dangerous, but God knew how really dangerous and deranged her hate-fueled friend could be. So she had a reason to be feared. Not her, but the invisible and twisted powers circling her. The split-personality Austin/Damian came after, a patient who was also dangerous but to a higher degree. While Austin didn't want to kill people...it seemed...Damian wanted to murder the whole staff. That's why medicinal supplies were administrated at his own will, since he at least had control over his alter-ego. Then, another freak came along and it was the one person Faustus had given up: Azure. He just...gave up with him. Even if he had slipped horse-tranquilizers in his meal to control him, he still continued to be same twisted fuck he was. He had no way out for Azure. Erik was for now the last to arrive, and he kind of had hopes for the boy to get better. But he was kind of worried when he sat in front of Yuri, he just hoped he wouldn't rape her and kill her like he did with most girls. But again...Yuri rarely interacted with anyone, and she was shadowed over the many and more important dangerous inmates of the asylum.

Yuri and Zury were eating peacefully, the small pieces bacon disappearing into mid-air and munching could be heard. The corners of Yuri's mouth were stained with orange juice and giving her a rather cute look. But then, Erik, her crush, came along and sat by her. She hadn't given Austin too much importance since she was scared of him and his other personality. He had seen him hitting violently doctors and thus, his fear for him had grown. But she did not know nothing of Erik, so her crush for him still continued. When he sat in front of him, she blushed and looked down, Zury rolling her eyes and shaking her head. "Oh...h-h-hello there Erik...good morning..." she said nicely. "And who's exactly this punk-ass douchebag? Erik, huh? Well...nice to meet ya', ass. Just remember, if ya' touch my little friend here, I'll gouge yer' eyes out, copy that?" Zury told him. Although not physically present, her voice could still be heard and she wasn't pleased to see him in front of her. "Erik...I'm...sorry about that..." she said shyly.
Yes, EllfenBrofis, you are accepted. And Venom, your post was right.
I think it is an insult to all gamers to not know a badass such a Jack Krauser...either your dose of Resident Evil is not too high, or you haven't played the greatest horror-survival of all time. ;) And he's perfect! You know...inside my crazy head...it'd be funny if such a sweet and shy girl interacted with a killer and a man of war such as Mr. Steel. Hehe...gotta' sleep now. It's 4:04 AM here in Uruguay...just realized...4:04...sleep not found...
Jack Krauser is accepted into this RP!
*Cleans drops of sweat* Done!
Faustus woke up in his office with a small yawn. He had been living there for a long time now, more than five years. He rarely left the asylum, the food was delivered to him and he could do his necessities in his office, in the bathroom, so there was no need of going out and people making fun of his bear trap-like jaws. He walked to the window and pulled the curtains to the side to let the sun in, the beams of light coming from the Sun reflecting on the shiny metal on his jaw. "Aaaah....yet another day in the Lord's shithole...Luckily, today I won't have to devour another patients or witness the life being taken from the inmates...luckily..." he told to himself with a chuckle and dressed back in his usual clothes. He knew of many doctors having relationships with his patients, but little did he care. He was there to prevent those freaks from harming more people out there, and he certainly didn't care too much of his own workers. Faustus grabbed a pen and a notebook and started to make his way down the main hall, the doctors already waiting him by the door. "Fine fine....move your lazy asses and start doing the laundry. You two, do the laundry. You three, clean the backyards. And you, all of you, I want to you to go and wake up those lazy fucks and clean their rooms. It's 9AM already for fuck's sake," Faustus told them angrily. His sole presence caused a shiver to anyone within the asylum, as he wouldn't think twice to kill someone. And most inmates remembered of the time he had eaten a doctor in front of everyone. After sending the workers on to their duties, he continued to walk down the halls, checking everything was fine. As a final destination, he arrived the cafeteria, and everything was clean and food was being delivered. "Ah...great...seems everything is working in tandem today. My workers respect me, food arrives in time, the place is clean...ah...yes...this is life." With that being said, he leaned agaisnt the wall and started writing some notes on his notebook.

Yuri woke up when some random female doctor knocked on her door and entered on her room to clean it and wake her up. "Yuri, it's time to get up already," she told the girl. "O-Ok miss, I will get up in a moment," she answered and slowly rubbed her eyes while the nurse drew the curtains aside, letting the sun invade the room. Yuri was the nicest of the inmates in the asylum. She rarely acted violently, but people knew how aggresive and merciless she could be, even if she didn't intend it. Not only that, but also some innocence remained within her. She was most probably the only virgin girl in the asylum, and her tastes for both boys and girls were starting to show. She had kind of a crush on Taeko and definitely liked Erik a lot, but she had heard of how he hated everyone who cared, and she rarely, VERY VERY RARELY talked to anyone given how shy she was. After the nurse left the room, she yawned in a childish way and stood up. She was really hungry now, and wanted to have breakfast. With only her underwear, she placed a red robe over her skin and put on a pair of slippers, then walked out of the room and headed to the cafeteria. On the way, her imaginary friend, named Zury, showed up. Yuri thought her imaginary friend was also her twin-sister. "Hey girl, watcha' doin' this morning? Guess ya' are hungry, righto?" Zury asked her with a grin on her face. "Y-Yes Zury! I'm actually going to see what Mr. Faustus has brought us to eat this morning! I hope it's yummy unlike that milk he brought the other day, it was utterly disgusting!" Yuri told Zury with a sign of disgust on her face. To others, it seemed as if she was crazy, but she was actually talking to another person, a telekinetic entity. "Fine Yuri, just remembah...let me eat some!" Yuri smiled and nodded, then headed to the cafeteria where Faustus was leaning against the wall. Faustus terrified her, but she tried not to show her. With a smile of surprise in her eyes, she grabbed a tray and the chef served her a normal breakfast, orange juice with bacon and a sandwich. She sighed in relief and sat down to eat. She didn't like the bacon too much, so Zury grabbed the pair of bacon and ate it, something extremely wierd since it seemed like the bacon gravitated by itself and disappeared in thin air.
Nah, not you. Just joking, :P Of course both of you!

And yes...I'm fucking distracted. XD
Well well! Accepted of course! ;) I'll post in the OOC right away!
Hehe, excellent anime. Loved it. LOVED IT. I don't care wether they just invented the ending rather than using the manga one, but it was perfect.
Huehuehue go ahead. I'm watching Ao No Exorcist, so you have plenty of time 'til I write the introductory IC post.
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