Mortimer Member
Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
STATUS: I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about. 7 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 5 yrs ago
- Old Guild Username: John Torque
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
- Posts: 550 (0.12 / day)
- VMs: 0
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- Mortimer 12 yrs ago
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I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio
About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!
I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.
About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.
I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.
About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.
Most Recent Posts
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Master & Expert are walking through the carnival...I've always seen Hag and Mortimer as the chaos-bringers.
Hag and Mortimer walked together across the stands of the carnival, witnessing the many different people who looked at them, the huge and pale-looking guy with a top hat and a crow and the other man with a mask and an eerie feeling surrounding him. "Now, Mortimer...these people in Denmark, as I have remarked earlier today, haven't seen a carnival in a long, long time. As it is expected, it is a very peaceful place with near zero crime-rate and of course no demons or supernatural activity. That means those pure and delicious souls will surely be pure enough for our workers to consume, and maybe give us two a feast we won't forget, right ol' buddy?" Hag asked him with a grin and elbowed his side. Mortimer rolled his eyes and sighed. "S-Sure...b-but you know...We can't risk them suspecting of us, so we'll better keep low p-profile on the shows and when the time to c-c-close arrives...We will surely enjoy all th-those pure souls." Mortimer usually talked with his own voice when the only person around them was Hag himself, but he had never talked to any other of the staff members on his own, Shadow was the one talking for him.
"Excellent Mortimer! As always, we seem to be in synergy when it comes to hunting down souls..." Both men kept walking and checking on everything while Shadow inspectioned everything like a camera.
"Excellent Mortimer! As always, we seem to be in synergy when it comes to hunting down souls..." Both men kept walking and checking on everything while Shadow inspectioned everything like a camera.
Good to see people are posting.
Wow such post much pointless wow. Waiting for posts by the way, hope to see any before I go to bed.
Sure. Of course I wanted that. F-U then. XD
Fml, all the slots are full. FML again.
Dude...dafuq? Yeah, you are all accepted. I can't leave without a flood of posts! Luckily, this is active.
Meh, I'll add ya' all to the main page, so worry not.
Meh, I'll add ya' all to the main page, so worry not.
Yup, Miss Mina. Back and the first post in the IC was done. :)
"Step up young boys! Step up young girls! For this one and mystical Carnvial is opening its gates to greet you! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, don't be afraid for we won't bite...YET!!!" Hag spoke to whole audience who stood in front of him. He was standing in a stage with the whole staff of the circus behind him, with the exception of Mortimer who was next to him, observing everyone. "Now now now little humans....let me introduce you to our magnificent staff who will greet you with outstanding performances! They won't bore you at all! You'll be left breathless!!! And last, but not least, we have our excellent guardian, the keeper of these grounds, Mortimer Scharff." Mortimer bowed forward while Shadow, his crow, watched and stared into the crow with an infuriating look in his eyes. He hated most humans, but not his friend Mortimer. "Well, I guess the last thing I have to inform you is that the shows will start in two hours, so you can first have a run around the Carnival, buy some food to eat, play some games wiht our gips-errr friendly workers and probably win a prize or two. So...I declare this carnival open for this city!" With those last words, the curtains closed and Hag and Mortimer faced everyone who was behind them, which was practically the whole staff.
"So...people...as you know, people here in Denmark haven't seen a carnival in ages...so you'll have some fun...I CAN GUARANTEE IT! But first of all, I don't want to see...I don't want to HEAR screams coming out of the tents, you hear that? I don't want the other people to be startled and run away. No soul shall be wasted...and all who enters this places...will enjoy the shows. Now, better go back to get ready. I have some errands to take care of." With those last words, Hag disappeared in an cloud of smoke. Mortimer loooked at them and Shadow spoke. "You heard Hag! Get ready for the shows. They start in two hours!" the crow spoke. Both disappeared into the Shadows, leaving the staff alone. That had been merely the beginning of a journey.
"So...people...as you know, people here in Denmark haven't seen a carnival in ages...so you'll have some fun...I CAN GUARANTEE IT! But first of all, I don't want to see...I don't want to HEAR screams coming out of the tents, you hear that? I don't want the other people to be startled and run away. No soul shall be wasted...and all who enters this places...will enjoy the shows. Now, better go back to get ready. I have some errands to take care of." With those last words, Hag disappeared in an cloud of smoke. Mortimer loooked at them and Shadow spoke. "You heard Hag! Get ready for the shows. They start in two hours!" the crow spoke. Both disappeared into the Shadows, leaving the staff alone. That had been merely the beginning of a journey.
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