Half PintFalse I simple derive my behavour from those around me. And yes that is an insultLiterally no one here is acting like that. Go back to where you've derived your behaviour or stop posting. You're embarrassing yourself.
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Your mortal binds cannot hold me I am a GOD BOUND INSIDE A MAN CRUSHING HIS WILL SO MY RULE SHALL SPREAD ACROSS THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE AND ALL SHALL KNEEL BEFORE THE DEER GOD!!!!!!!!No offence but can you stop being so autistic
Your will shall fail you and my madness will shall spread through you and all else who enter my domain for madness is a virus unkillable and forever.
You would want to hold his balls wouldn't you.I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.
You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.
Jefferson looked up over his overtly stylized glasses. The bus was moving much faster now and the armed robbers seemed a lot more nervous than they did when they had first pulled out their weapons. He could feel the cold steel of his revolver on the inside of his suit jacket. It would be suicide to just whip it out in a futile effort to kill them all. At best he'd probably only be able to get one and even then he might hit one of his fellow passengers. He decided to just let the situation happen, he wasn't really fond of dying and if he was to die he wanted a good looking corpse, not one riddled with bullet holes.
Jefferson eyed the armed men carefully. They had some sort of tattoo on their necks, probably some sort of gang marking. Everything else about them was nondescript. A small grin grew on his face, but quickly retracted. He was the only journalist in the city who was on the bus, it wasn't going to be a slow news day after all.
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Do you have a folder full of Patrick Bateman-related media? I feel like you do. Come on, buddy boy, I know you, you know me. Admit it.*Gwazi's hair spreads out like tentacles and proceeds to rapidly strike at Teo in an attempt to pin him*I get hit ,breaking the ball,I then lower my head and my hair shoots spikes HAIR SPIKE BARRAGEYou guys are so gay.the truth is spoken
of course not*Gwazi's hair spreads out like tentacles and proceeds to rapidly strike at Teo in an attempt to pin him*I get hit ,breaking the ball,I then lower my head and my hair shoots spikes HAIR SPIKE BARRAGEYou guys are so gay.
the truth is spoken
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