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Eradicator raised his cigar to his mouth, watching the situation unfold. Turns out Frankenstein was smarter than he looked, Eradicator was glad to see he wasn't just some hulking dumbass punching everything in sight. Eradicator moved to stand with Grace and Danny. Pulsecat, or Pearl, refused to take off her armour. Eradicator took his cigar between his index and middle finger before speaking.
"I don't think you understand" He spoke
"You're currently a wanted woman, you've just helped in the crime of potential theft and attempted murder. You don't have a choice in the situation" He raised the cigar back to his mouth.
"Seeing as it was completely of your own free will you don't get a 'Get out of jail free' card here. The government is generally pretty lax on heroes who turn villain and back again but seeing as you aren't co-operating with a government endorsed 'caught' like me they might not take so kindly to it." He holstered his pistol on his side.
"What I'm saying is, co-operate and maintain your public identity or don't and either go to jail or pay the fine, with the bad reputation that comes with it for you and your company."
>seduce the guard
Delete all my posts please. This roleplay has gotten chaotic. People ruin the story and no one knows what fucking time zones are. I loved the start but then it became shit and has fucking ruined my week. Fuck all of you who ruined this for me.


"PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN AND THEREFORE I CANT HAVE FUN!"
Eradicator was caught off guard by the onslaught of animals that had appeared to cause problems for him. The kangaroo quickly sent a fearsome kick to Eradicator's gun hand, sending the gun spinning off behind him. This only made things harder. He readied his fists, opting to try and subdue the animals before he attempted to kill them using the knife strapped to his belt. One of the bears quickly came at Eradicator, but Eradicator was ready for that. He moved to the side as the bear lunged at him, spearing it at its waist as it fell. He dove it to the ground before sending one hell of a punch to the bears skull with his metal arm, knocking the bear unconscious. He turned just in time to be swiped to the ground by a mighty bear claw. Eradicator reacted just in time to stop his 'pretty mug' from being scarred more from the bears second attack by rolling backwards out of the way. He sent a kick upwards towards the bears chest before realizing his situation. He was literally fighting two bears and a kangaroo. This was either a personal high point or a personal low point, Eradicator couldn't decide which was worse.

The kick connected, winding the bear and allowing for Eradicator to follow up with a dropkick to the bears skull, slamming it against the wall behind it. Now came the hard part, the kangaroo. Eradicator had always heard the stories of kangaroos being expert boxers. Eradicator put up his fists as the kangaroo came bouncing towards him. He felt the full force of the kangaroos kick to the chest, he was expecting a punch. Eradicator stumbled backwards, but regained his posture just in time to catch the kangaroos fist. He attempted to twist the arm over and flip the kangaroo to the ground, but was met with yet another kick to his side. Eradicator would have to play this offensively rather than defensively. He looked to his surroundings and hatched a plan. He backed up a few steps before running forward towards the kangaroo, kicking off the wall to his left and sending a mighty punch to its snout. In its dazed state Eradicator was free to follow up with an uppercut and a few short jabs, sending the kangaroo to the ground. He had literally beaten up a kangaroo. A few days ago he busted a slave trading ring and today he was beating up wildlife. What a life.

Eradicator fetched his gun and watched as possibly the strangest thing he'd ever seen in his life, counting the kangaroo he'd just beating up, happened. What seemed to be frankenstein just tried to elbow drop Mama Bear while what seemed to be a dragon flew at Mama Bear breathing fire as he did. It was clear that the dragon wasn't thinking if it even had a brain. Fire this close to trees and wood could only result in a fire that could potentially spread onwards to the city. He at least hoped the dragon was sensible enough to stop before he lit old Frankenstein on fire as he elbowed Mama Bear in the skull. Eradicator sighed, as much as he'd like to see Mama Bear get burned alive for making him fight a fucking kangaroo, something which he'd expect to never get over, he wouldn't allow it to happen if he could at least try to stop it. His thumb glided over the switch on his gun, setting it to lethal bullets. His robotic eye glowed a crimson red, tracking the back of her kneecap. He aimed, squeezed and the bullet flew out, hopefully piercing through her kneecap and sending her to the ground in time for the dragon to fly over her head and completely miss with the flames.

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Doyle's expression turned to confusion and from that to determination within about three seconds. He looked to the hostages on the opposite side of the side Phoenix had saved hostages on. He sprinted over, leaping over the balcony as one fell and creating a shield beneath him as they fell. They landed fine and Doyle helped soften the landing of two other hostages using what little telekinesis he knew in tandem with his shields. He made his way back into the mall to check for any still clinging on to the balconies that he had missed.
June 18, 2018
The warehouse was pitch black, par the lighting provided by the thunderstorm outside that struck lightning every now and then. A soft whimpering could be heard and eventually the slow creak of an old, rusted door opening could be heard before the sound of heavy metal clunking against the ground interrupted the whimpering. Eradicator struck the match against the rough texture of his combat trousers. The light illuminated his body as he drew it up to the cigar in his mouth and lit it before snuffing the match in his metallic hand and dropping the snapped match to the ground. He moved from his position to the criminal tied to the chair, bloodied and beaten from Eradicators interrogation a few hours ago. It seems the silence and darkness got to him more than the beating did.

Eradicator tore the blindfold from the thugs face, dropping it on the filthy concrete ground and taking the cigar from his mouth, smoke escaping as he did so.
"I'm going to ask you this once more, and you can choose whether or not you think not speaking is still a good option." He spoke, his gravelly voice echoing throughout the warehouse.
"Where is Victor Manning hiding the girl" His gaze shot through the thug like a bullet. The thug swallowed hard and coughed up his next few words.
"The Docks" He managed to stifle out.
"South of here" Eradicator kept his gaze on the thug. He raised his pistol to the thugs temple and felt the slide click forward. He had more than enough reason to kill him, he had helped in the selling of people for god's sake. But he was also young and could be saved. Eradicator at least hoped this experience would stop him from continuing with his life of crime. He swung the gun into the kid's head, knocking him out before leaving the warehouse in the search for the young girl, not 13 that was to be sold to some low life abroad.

June 22, 2018
8:00Am

Joseph 'Eradicator' Boyes woke up to the loud and annoying sound of his alarm beeping away next to his ear. He slid himself out of his bed and picked up his phone. For a man so infused and based around technology, Joseph wasn't very good at using his phone. Highlighted by the fact that he went out and bought an alarm because he had trouble with the alarm 'app' on his phone. He had very few 'apps' on his phone. He didn't really see the point, but eventually gave in to a few snooker apps that he played while at the dentist and other appointments that required waiting. He had a text, from the mayors secretary of all people. He usually only got messages from them when a citywide emergency was going on. This, was much less important. It turns out the mayor was giving a speech in an hour and wanted a few well-known heroes to stand behind him and make him look good. Joseph's face turned to a scowl, he simply sent a text back with the message of 'Not in a million years' before starting his day. He showered, had breakfast and checked the news for any disasters currently impending. It turns out some villain called 'Mama Bear' had released every animal in the zoo for some reason and heroes were arriving on scene to stop her. Joseph sighed, rubbing his one human eye. He could never just have a quiet day could he?

He suited up, got his equipment and made his way to the zoo in his Gran Torino. If there was one perk that came with the job it was the car. He had wanted a Gran Torino since watching 'Starsky and Hutch' as a child with his father. He arrived on scene, lighting a cigar as he got out of his car. He watched the situation unfold for a bit before opting for a more stealthy method after he saw the animals return and go straight for the neck of many of the heroes. That would just be tedious to deal with. He slid back the top of his gun before circling around the zoo and climbing over the fence. He stalked through the underbrush, readying his knife in case this 'Mama Bear' had any goons waiting in the shadows. He was relieved to see she hadn't, blood in a zoo isn't the greatest combination in the world. He was much less relieved when a lion pounced out from a bush near him and pinned Eradicator to the ground. Eradicator dodged the bites towards his head before rolling backwards and kicking the lion off towards a tree. Eradicator quickly rolled to his feet and slid his thumb against a small switch on his gun, changing it to the second non-lethal mode. He took a quick shot at the lions skull, and a dart flew out before quickly subduing the lion under the effects of sleep. He eventually reached the other side of the underbrush to see some sort of demon thing fly down before changing into what looked to be a normal bloke, along with some high tech 'hero' deciding to turncoat and protect the villain. Eradicator stepped forward with a scowl.
"If you really think this zoo is keeping those animals in any condition other than good you're delusional" He said, removing the cigar from his mouth, snuffing it on his metal hand and dropping it to the ground.
"A lot of the animals here are near extinction and being kept here under good conditions in order to prolong the lifespan of their race. What you're doing right now" He said waving his arm out in front of him as if to signal towards Mama Bears actions.
"Is just putting them in more danger. Even if you did succeed with this - which you won't - How do you think those penguins will survive in this heat? They belong in that enclosure over there, you know, the one with all the ice in it? Not out in this heat" His eyes turned to 'Pulsecat' he had seen here on the news and during incidents here and there.
"And you, do you really think someone who would happily put people's lives in danger just to take animals out of a habitat that they are perfectly fine in is any sort of 'good guy'?
I'll probably have Eradicator go to the zoo, just reading over the events there just now.
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Arent they like holding people over balconys?
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