nerminator

Sci-fi mercs in a fantasy world

<Snipped quote by nerminator> Paul looked at Fire and stuck the middle finger. "Fuck your logic and the locals. For all we could know he doesn't even like the locals. Also I don't care if lighting my cigar with a pistol is dangerous , if you don't wanna get hurt then move. " He walked over to the rookie. "Look if something makes you fell uncomfortable then kill it simple as that." He heavily inhaled his cigarette.

@Slendy

Fire took the persons highly Illogical logic, and Lifted his Jet-black revolver with both of his hands, sending a Bullet flying straight at the persons leg, at a extreme speed, Escaping it would be hard, but hey, if something makes you uncomfortable by human logic you should kill it right?

Monsters Hotel

John doe. prologue

The place was metal, and a woman in her middle ages was staring out of a closet, A Blackish purple creature stood nearby. right next to the airlock, Screaming she pushed open the Closet and ran towards the Creature with a Fire exstingusher, Surprising it and slamming it right into the airlock door, The Middle age woman quickly ran away, Slamming a Red button putting a glass wall between her and the evil beast that stood before her, The creature looked around surprised. and then the Door flung open, revealing a black void Sending the creature Flying Straight to Space like a nerf bullet being shot out of a gun, the alien gave the Woman a Confused glance as he slowly disappeared into the darkness the middle ages woman stared at the void, a smile appeared on her face realizing the creature is gone. the airlock door closed and began to re pressurize.

some years later (36) Near the planet of Earth 2, a place Just like earth, except in the modern a-blah blah blah, 2015 is the time and its john doe and crap

John doe was floating in a big void, still wondering why he was treated so bad, He Just wanted to give the woman a Hug but she booted him into space, He looked around at his Boring landscape landscape what the heck?, won't it technically be Spacescape? Shut up john doe.. a few dots here and there, a few more. He passed by a Big star which he was heading straight towards to- wait.. thats a awfully detailed Dot, John doe began to speed up a bit. it was much like sleeping, First slowly and then WHAT THE HECK I"M ON FIRE AND I"M PLUMMTING INTO A CASTLE WHAT THE FU- yeah, john doe Flew straight into a Big castle. Smashing through a Stained glass window. a few floors. and then Straight infront of two Fancy looking people. and smacking a the ground. creating a big pile of smoke and a crater. leaving a Big hole in the castle were he made his, quite violent reentry the dust cleared and John doe Peaked his Big Black alien head out of the ground, it was a pretty massive crater, Ruining the poor persons Lawn, not a single patch of grass was seen. heck half of the first floor of the castle was Destoryed too, no scratch that, HALF of the castle was pretty much got Shrekt. Shrekt? WTF Nerminator learn to wri- fine I'll change it, Destoryed.

Monsters Hotel

well see ya later alligator

Monsters Hotel

Well herru, I made up a little character sheet :D

Monsters Hotel

Monster Name/john doe Other Names/ ET,Alien,That big black scorpionish thing that kills people and stuff, Alien, unintelligible screaming Monster type/ Alien Appearance/ He is a big black Scorpionish thing with a Big tail that is extremely sharp and has a Point at the end, he is also jet black in color and has Black scales all over him, He also has a Big long turning head, Hes basically Alien from Alien, Also hes as high as a normal human, and has regular limbs but he has hands with claws, making it hard for him to do anything good with it Personality/ John doe is a Misunderstood creature, He has some Severe voice problems at times making his voice sound like a Angry hiss, this often scares people away but really, John doe is a nice person. once you get past the whole Alien thing, He is also a extreme fan of the Super bowl, anime, game of thrones, pretty much every TV show and you'll Often find him on a couch watching TV with a beer in his right hand He also loves hugging people, however this usually ends horribly, usually with someone having a heart attack Bio/ John doe was born in the depths of space on some kind of Space ship, the Crew of the Ship found some kind of weird Alien Egg on a station that hatched a face hugger and Gave the mechanic a face full of alien wig wong Impregnating him with John doe, John doe then Burst straight out of the poor mechanics body while everyone was having dinner, Everyone was scared so he ran off, He then Attempted to make up for the whole "bursting out of the mechanics body like some kind of Anti-abortion PSA" So he tried to hug one of the people who went out to search for the captains Cat, However the man panicked and had a heart attack, So john doe went into the Vent to cry himself to sleep and some dude with a flame thrower came running after him, so he went to give him a Hug but he too, had a heart attack, Eventually the three remaining crew attempted to blow up the ship along with the alien So he went there and attempted to hug a dude with a gun, the dude had a heart attack YET AGAIN and shot the scared chick, So John doe went onto the little escape ship and the final crew member, Ripley Kicked him out of a airlock when he Attempted to apologize for the deaths of her crew, So then John doe flown through space, long and long until he landed on earth. right in the middle of a castle during a party Other/ Yeah hes the alien from Alien

The Pyramid

Well who says they're closed forever? Tanikazi told Shea, and then ran back to the door, poking it, nothing happened, He looked back, waving to the group so they don't get worried. And then Tanikazi examined the door, noticing a little crack in the middle where the door opens, He put his two hands into the crack, cramming them and pulled as hard as possible, using every muscle and some he didn't know he had, the door only opened a tiny centimeter and then Flung open Almost sending Tanikazi tumbling to the ground Well...that was convenient He thought, and then noticed the other door on the other side of the hallway opened. Someone must've pulled a lever or some crap See problem solved! Tanikazi yelled back to the group, still a bit dizzy

The Throne of Yerland

My character Valaina travels a lot to the other houses and pretends to be part of them, just a little heads up

Sci-fi mercs in a fantasy world

yeah I'm a Spock clone

Sci-fi mercs in a fantasy world

Khopesh woke up, groggily, to all the commotion. The first thing he noticed that he was on straw, then he noticed the rather rustic interior design. Then the old man sitting. He sat himself up and patted himself down, his exos was still there, belt, but he was missing his rifle and his pistol holster was empty. This was no time to be humorous, but he didn't detect any threat either. He scanned the room, finding several of his fellow mercenaries, his eyes stopped at one of the more recent recruits. Khopesh couldn't remember her name, he thought for a second, then decided to just leave it. "You there, rookie, could you get me my rifle and pistol?" He asked, his faceplate shifted from the blue skull and then displayed silhouettes of his weapons.

@Skyrte

Fire pointed to the study hall in the little hut they were in, I believe your weapons may be found in there, He told him, but was cut off by some stupid Human attempting to Light a cig with a pistol, Fire then logically yelled at the person, telling him It is not logical to "talk shit" about the locals when there is one right next too you, also Lighting a cig with a pistol is extremely dangerous and I calculate a 40% chance of a person getting shot,

The Elder Scrolls: A World Torn

Well, goodbye. I hope you have a good time with other RPs, have a nice day :D, it was fun rpin' with ya