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4 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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4 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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5 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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Name: Edric Jaronus
Age: 19
Gender: Boy
Race: Half-Elf (Elf Human)? If not acceptable, I'll take Elf
Mark of the demon: A strange Glyph seemingly branded onto the back of his left hand
Profession: Odd jobs ranging from petty theft to guarding trade caravans
Appearance: Jaron is a half-elf (Elf?) of 5'11". He weighs about 130 pounds and is athletic, but by no means muscular. He has short, disheveled dark brown hair and bright green eyes. He has soft facial features, betraying his semi-human blood, yet his ears taper to points. He has a slight stubble he's tried unsuccessfully to grow into a beard.
Personality: Edric sees the best in people. This leads to him making friends at an almost superhuman pace. In all other matters, however, he is a pessimist. He quickly forges deep bonds with people and has a sharp wit.
Bio: Jaronus was born in the region of Longwood. His parents were mages and were disgusted by the fact that he had no magical talent. After years of unsuccessfully trying to bond with his parents, he left home and wandered for a long while. Finally stumbling upon the ruins of Veiron, which he decided was as good a place as any to find adventure.
Equipment: Leather armour, a pair of daggers, a single handed long sword, and a small hand crossbow
Notes: Edric is terrified of insects. Not terribly relevant but I figured I'd put it out there.


Are you accepting people outside of the "roll call"?
Name: Edric Jaronus
Age: 19
Gender: Boy
Race: Half-Elf (Elf Human)? If not acceptable, I'll take Elf
Mark of the demon: A strange Glyph seemingly branded onto the back of his left hand
Profession: Odd jobs ranging from petty theft to guarding trade caravans
Appearance: Jaron is a half-elf (Elf?) of 5'11". He weighs about 130 pounds and is athletic, but by no means muscular. He has short, disheveled dark brown hair and bright green eyes. He has soft facial features, betraying his semi-human blood, yet his ears taper to points. He has a slight stubble he's tried unsuccessfully to grow into a beard.
Personality: Edric sees the best in people. This leads to him making friends at an almost superhuman pace. In all other matters, however, he is a pessimist. He quickly forges deep bonds with people and has a sharp wit.
Bio: Jaronus was born in the region of Longwood. His parents were mages and were disgusted by the fact that he had no magical talent. After years of unsuccessfully trying to bond with his parents, he left home and wandered for a long while. Finally stumbling upon the ruins of Veiron, which he decided was as good a place as any to find adventure.
Equipment: Leather armour, a pair of daggers, a single handed long sword, and a small hand crossbow
Notes: Edric is terrified of insects. Not terribly relevant but I figured I'd put it out there.
Abilities/moves: "The Cane": If attempting to be nonlethal, Parlor Trick will wield his cane like a bow staff. In situations where extreme prejudice is required, The cane can transfer into a multitude of different weapons for his use.
"Blade Storm": Parlor Trick conjures a veritable storm of swords and sends them hurling telekinetically at his enemies.
"Sleight of Hand": Parlor Trick conjures hundreds of playing cards and sends them flying in all directions or at his enemy. The attack is designed to distract, confuse, or possibly stun an enemy.
"Hat Trick": Parlor trick pulls a random weapon out of his hat and begins using it.
"Infinite Sticks": Aptly named, Parlor trick conjures an innumerable amount of sticks and telekinetically batters his enemies with them.
Not that all abilities involving telekinesis leave him vulnerable, as controlling conjured objects takes a large amount of focus, leaving him blind to his surroundings.
Edric Laybourne


Character Summary

Name: Dr. Edric M. Laybourne
Aliases:Goes by “Edric” or “Ed”
Age: 29
Birthday: 10/30
Nationality: English
Ethnicity: European
Birth Place: Bathgate, England
Current Residence: Seattle, United States
Gender: Male
Job: Psychologist and Author

Appearance

Height: 6’ 1”
Weight: 160 lbs
Build: Skinny
Eyes: Green (I know David Tennant has Brown eyes, I’m changing this)
Hair: Brown
Skin Tone: White
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: Small tattoo of a barcode on his upper-left arm
Personal Style: Edric usually wears formal clothes. He has a penchant for button up shirts and sweaters. He typically wears neutral colors, but also likes wearing green. He typically wears slacks and loafers. He also thoroughly enjoys wearing long, ankle length coats.
Edric doesn’t always dress formally however, and can often be seen in more relaxed clothing like jeans. He doesn’t like wearing sneakers, however. He can occasionally be spotted wearing plain t-shirts. He often wears a “paper boy” cap.

Psychology

Trusting to a fault* Highly intelligent * Makes friends easily * witty


Sexuality: Straight
Relationship Status: Single
Personality: Edric sees the best in people. This singular trait has given him the ability to make friends at an almost superhuman rate. He’s trusting to a fault, a trait that has made him a great psychiatrist, where establishing trust between you and the patient is crucial. Despite the constant stress of his job, he loves helping people and is quite worried about how his paitients are faring while he is away.
Edric has a sharp wit and heartily enjoys a good laugh. He also finds reality to be a bit mundane, which has lead him to be an avid fan of fantasy novels, games, and films. He is an optimist who tends to view the bright side of any situation. However, this constant idealism has led to him being crushed everytime he fails. This has lead him to develop a crippling fear of failure.
Habits: Nail biting, semi-serious caffeine addiction
Hobbies: Writing (Short stories, horror or fantasy.), Reading (Only fiction, non-fiction bores him to tears), playing video games (It’s a secret guilty pleasure. He plays fairly often.)
Fears:
  • Wasps and other such insects
  • Failure, especsially in regards to his patients
  • The dark

Likes: 6 minimal
  • Dr. Pepper
  • Pizza
  • Books
  • Punk rock (another secret)
  • the internet
  • his job

Dislikes: 6 minimal
  • Healthy foods
  • bright lights
  • Country music
  • conservatives
  • Pessimists
  • People who say “times” instead of “multiply”, drives him up the damn wall


History

A Memory: It was midnight when he got the call. He saw that it was from one of his patients, a man with clinical depression, and smiled wearily. Despite being exhausted, he never passed up an opportunity to help someone. He answered to the crying voice of the man’s wife telling him that the man had hung himself. He Stayed up all night, sometimes crying, sometimes screaming. When he woke in the morning after an hour of sleep, he realised he could dwell on it no longer, he had people to help, hopefully lives to save.
History: Edric was born to middle-class parents in Bathgate, England. He lived a fairly stable early life, picking up his mother’s sharp wit and his father’s intellect. He graduated Valedictorian from his school. He then moved out of the country to study at UC Berkeley in the United States.
He studied hard, earning his doctorate after seven years. He became a citizen of the United States and moved to Seattle. In Seattle, he became a semi-famous Psychiatrist. He also wrote under the pseudonym “Evan Tiesman”, releasing two short stories and a novel to moderate success. As he was beginning to think about quitting his psychiatry to focus on writing full time, one of his patients died. Blaming himself for not paying enough attention to his work as a psychiatrist, he took an indefinite hiatus from writing.
He heard of the drawing for tickets aboard the Orient Express while watching the news after a late night of work. He paid little attention at the time, but as work generated more and more stress, the idea of riding the Orient Express sounded more and more appealing. He received the package at the supermarket while shopping for groceries. He immediately got two friends in the psychiatry business to cover his patients for two weeks and left for Europe.

Extras

Character Quote: “Everything I do is either for the hell of it or for the hell of someone else”
Theme Song: Monty Python’s “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”
Finally done
I don't want to write again (I feel like I'm overwriting), but I'd like for Edric to be chef/waiter if at all possible. I feel as though his showboating in regards to his magecraft might prove to entertain guests. And, I feel like I underplayed Edric's exhaustion in my last few posts, he's on the verge of passing out right about now.
P.S. Vala and Pamela would make good bouncers
@Lady Amalthea Wonderful. I'll have my CS up before 8 pm CST
@Pirouette



*perfect reaction gif*


This time on, Real Warriors of The North. Vala calls question to Pamela's status as a northerner. What will happen next?
May I reserve Glenn? And will this follow the same story as the show?
@kkbird123 "The northern woman" Is Vala, the terrifying one with the spear
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