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  • Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
  • Joined: 10 yrs ago
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    1. Nevix 10 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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4 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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5 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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"Thank you for all your help sir." I looked around and noticed I didn't have his pistol on me. I looked at Glen. "I have to get some stuff together. Meet here in an hour?" Before getting an answer, I bolted. I was practically skipping on my way back to my office. Finding Hogan would hopefully lead me to Christopher Card, the man who told Hogan to shoot King. He also took it upon himself to remove my arm via shotgun. I grabbed my gun and my jacket, in addition to my sword, and locked up the office, pinning up a "Gone on business" sign. As I walked down the street I saw a deputy I was vaguely familiar with. He wore a Bowler hat and was constantly firing the pistol of his. I waved as I walked past and said "Howdy."
Damn if I'm not in bed in the next 15 minute I'll never wake up. RIP me finding out the true bastard brother of the King of Seabel tonight
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@SouffleGirl123 All foods are inferior to Cool Ranch Doritos
I am sick with apprehension
I will write once everyone is in the meeting room. I don't want to have to do seven different introductions to a whole bunch of people. Besides, I can make it comical if he barges in panicked halfway through the meeting.
@HushedWhispers The suspense is killing me, I have to know. Who is the true sibling of the King of Seabel?
Where would all of the character be at right now? I'm going to write an IC post
Wonderful
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