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4 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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4 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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5 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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everyone chant with me! OOC! OOC! OOC! OOC!
i liked the finale o3o

You're a fucking sociopath NK
I stopped playing Minecraft when Mojang sold their souls to Microsoft
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@OneWayOutStill here

“Come”


A simple phrase, phrase was even an understatement. The word itself was insignificant, just a collection of syllables. Come: Move or travel towards a specified place. Here, there was not even a location specified. Yet, come they did. One by one, from nothingness into a strange permeable existence. A being spoke to him. A being he knew as Fate. How did he know this entity? How could he even comprehend the idea of an entity? His mind was an infinitely chaotic conglomeration of ideas, wishes, and knowledge, all fighting for dominance. But, yes, Fate had spoken.

“You are Daegon” Fate’s voice did not so much reach him as pierce him. Unlocking a section of his infinite mind. A small section that allowed him to know this to be true. Yes, he had though, I am Daegon. “You the God of Deceit, you shall bend the minds of others to your will. You are the Prince of Lies and the King of Thieves.” Lies, King, Thieves, will, Deceit, God, all words that he should not have known, from a logical standpoint. Yet he did know them, it was as though each word struck a chord within the great double bass that was his mind. Each word sending the great reverberation of knowledge bouncing around within him. It was thus he came into existence. It was thus that the great, agonizing, boring nothing became something. It was so, interesting. After an infinite amount of time not existing, Daegon knew that he must take advantage of the something while he was sentient. Oh yes, this world would provide no shortage of entertainment. He may very well have to coax out the entertainment on his own, but he minded not. Those were actions to be taken in the future, for now, he would savor the concept of existence while it still intrigued him.
Answered question, nothing to see here.
@Whitewind
Oliver blinked in surprise.

"I can safely say that that wasn't the answer I was expecting." He cleared his throat. "Weapons, mostly. I did do a bit of drug smuggling, but it just didn't pay as well as you'd think." He grabbed his fourth slices a pizza, it was a wonder he wasn't yet obese, considering he ate like this all the time. "So, why'd you do it? I mean, I did the smuggling for the money and the 'murder' to take the rap for a 'friend'" He could barely contain his distaste when he said "friend". "I don't imagine prostitution could be that valuable."
HYPE TRAIN
I'm worried as well, especially since I've already written my intro.
On a completley unrelated note, you all should read the intro that I wrote.

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