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Had a realization at a party tonight

Kill Bones said
You're just afraid we'd wear the same outfit and look like tacky twats

People wearing the same outfit to parties is how strip poker was invented.

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Had a realization at a party tonight

Kill Bones said
you were drinking a dead womanwhat kind of parties do you go to

Ones you wish you were invited to <3

Had a realization at a party tonight

I was drinking a dirty Shirley Temple (vodka, grenadine, Sprite).

Realized Shirley Temple died today (or yesterday, whatever).

RIP, yo. Cheers.

You know what else turns out to be boring?

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Sherlock Holmes said
Plot twist -- Nargle turns out to be an Ent.

That escalated hastily.

Corsets

Corsets are amazingly sexifying. Wore a few in some shows I did back in high school, and I had to wear one in a class I took on historical social dance.

Fun fact: Corsets were worn by women long after men ditched them (yes, men wore them, too) because women were "so ill-formed by God that they cannot stand up straight without them"

I know where you are

Sherlock Holmes said
All I'll say is that dating a pastor's son can be very... . It definitely adds some rather unexpected color into the stories you can tell. lol

I know where you are

Sherlock Holmes said

I'm really honestly struggling to hold back sending both you an Idle a PM asking to detail these delightful accounts.